Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[cantankerous jackalope]

I've been up busting ass since before the sun came up. Now I'm going to take a sweet nap, not a single care in the world. When I wake up, a president will be elected. Who will it be? I don't know.

unironically based and buddist-pilled

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/11/03/michigan-governor-talks-about-election-voter-safety-and-covid-19/

They hit Whitmer with all the glamour filters for this election day video. They've de-aged her by like 20 years. Is that digitally done? Her lips are unusually thin, those are not her lips. She does usually draw them on larger to give the illusion of having feminine lips, but not usually to that extent. Yeah, look at the skin near her hairline: totally different color. lol. Such vanity.

 

[LazloChalos]

Fuck it, I am too impatient! I am taking some sleeping aid so I can wake up refreshed to witness the guaranteed antics on all media.

 

[OnMoTi]

Reddit is already seething.

Fuck Donald Trump

He is a cancer on this society, a criminal, a rapist, a demagogue, a white supremacist, a narcissist, a psychopath, a fascist, and an absolute...

old.reddit.com

Holy fuck balls, those people are beyond insane. If Trump was actually the "fascist dictator" those communist cocksuckers believed, they would've been rounded up and summarily executed years ago.

 

[HumanHive]

Holy fuck balls, those people are beyond insane. If Trump was actually the "fascist dictator" those communist cocksuckers believed, they would've been rounded up and summarily executed years ago.

If only.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Anecdotally, I don't think anyone is jazzed up for Biden. I would argue it's more so a combination hatred of Trump and/or "vote blue no matter who."

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

 

[Maculo]

Has anyone in American history won on such a platform?

Arguably, hatred of Hillary Clinton propelled Trump to an extent. Still, I recall Clinton rallies were larger than what Biden has managed to churn out.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

I want to laugh, but white people really worship blacks. They dress like them, talk like them, try and be gangsta like them.

Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to think that a black person saying 'my nigga' to you is some sort of compliment or inclusive statement. Some blacks habitually end every single sentence with 'nigga' or 'my nigga'.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

"Yeah I mean I disagree with them but it just feels right, you know? Right side of history and all that."

Fucking fags.

 

[AnOminous]

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

But muh team! It literally has no more depth than the team they've chosen.

 

[Wabbu]

I'm not american, so seeing random sites and tv shows telling me to vote is annoying

anyways, a Trump win would be funny

 

[Bill The Fucker]

If Trump wins and/or the senate stays red, I can't even imagine the salt from Pelosi and all of her cronies that were pro-stonewalling stimulus negotiations. A lot of people would be after her head for not taking the 1.9 trillion when it was offered.

 

[Maculo]

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

That matches my experience as well. I have heard people call Trump a fascist or how people have had to "survive" under Trump, but I can't recall one good thing mentioned about Biden. I don't think they even expect him to serve out the full term.

 

[Rekkington]

Can confirm with several members of my family.
They can't list a single thing they agree with in terms of the Democratic platform they're voting for. I don't think they've even looked into it.
Every response to inquiries shortly turns into, "Well...Republicans had their chance" and "the Dictator in Chief" which has been spoon fed into them since 2016.

Same. I've heard my own family say "Trump people are dumb." Oh yeah? Cause they're lower middle class and work as receptionists and eat shitty food and never watch the news, like you ma?
They keep saying Trump is bad. If you ask them why, they have absolutely nothing to say. There's not a single example that exists in their head. I am a far right psycho and hate him because he isn't causing division between the races and genders, why the fuck do you nerds hate him?

 

[Neil]

Don't worry, that degree you have in STEM will impress someone on Reddit, I don't know why you need to seek approval here.

They'll make him Moderator or even King of a Subreddit! He'll spend his time eating peeled grapes from his GoneWild slavegirls and banning people! What are you waiting for @NeilBreenLover69?

lmao I love to see this kind of seethe and salt from A&N fags, I live for it. You guys get assblasted so easily.

 

[PenguinSuitAlice]

Yeah, Jackson won mainly because everyone fucking hated JQA. Taft was also pretty fucking hated, and Wilson won because Republicans refused to get out and vote for him. FDR also was not very charismatic, and won mainly because, at the time, the depression was described as "Hoovering" over America. Get it? Hoovering? Like hovering but the president. Haha.

Anyway yeah it's happened a few times.

Jackson, Wilson, and both Roosevelts had actual appeal and represented something. Biden is incomparable with them.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I had to do mail-in ballot voting for Texas because I do a lot of work outside of my hometown. I requested my ballot in early September and it came on October 20.

Fuck mail-in ballots.

I thought I was gonna be stuck over here in the UK for the election so I requested an electronic ballot, which somehow never arrived. Then I tried to request a FWAB and the system kept fucking crashing on me. Eventually took that as a sign i should just nut up and fucking fly back to Texas and vote in person.

 

[BSC]

Just got done casting my vote. Was a surprisingly quaint and boring affair.

All that's left to do now is sit back and watch the fireworks.

 

[draggs]

Reportedly, Biden campaign getting totes not worried extremely worried about Florida, Pennsylvania, and Arizona

Rural voter turnout in North Carolina and Virginia is heavy, in urban areas, not so much

 

[Lame Entropy]

I just voted for Biden alongside multiple first time voting family members and those of friends, I'm only bringing this up because the farms seems to be in a safe space bubble where Trump will absolutely win and support is at an all time high. This type of insularity is not unique or indicative of anything, it makes the farms a bit disappointing really but the election's a toss up and I'm having fun all the way down.

People are voting more across the board, not just conservatively. Neg rate me to hell but I'm stocked up on booze and ready to find enjoyment in either outcome.