Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[JongleJingle]

133,111 more Florida Republicans have voted than Florida Democrats. This includes mail-in, in-person early, and election day voting.

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Alrighty, that's good news! Heres hoping Pennsylvania is next!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

FWIW for as many conservative leaners who hated Clinton for Bill's term, there were as many centrists who remember them very very fondly. If Obama wasn't the president the prior term with BLM/Critical race theorists showing their hands and the "elite" being so dismissive of the lower middle class, I almost certainly would have voted based on nostalgia for my perception of the Bill years.

Hillary didn't have the folksy appeal Bill did. If she somehow did, she would've easily beaten Obama in 2008. She was the establishment incarnate in a year when people didn't want the establishment (i.e. why Trump won and why Bernie gained a massive fanbase). She'd spent the post-Clinton years as a shady senator from New York, which is pretty odd when you think of Bill as a good ol' boy from Arkansas.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I dont understand how these people think federal crimes are cute. Probably a larp but you just never know these days.

Federal crimes are only for 17 year old boys with ARs and meth tweakers who want to kidnap the governor.

Didn't you hear they have exemptions for nogs and faggots now.

 

[Sperghetti]

Why the fuck are you using the outdated political square? Here's an updated one:

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I am definitely a subscriber to Constitutional Malarkey.

 

[Pissmaster]

I look forward to a truth and reconciliation committee about all the apparent retards running our polling locations.

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Nothing makes you look smarter than an up-the-nostrils selfie.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Yeah. I doubt Arizona is going blue either. My county probably will, but not the whole state. I think Trump will still take it by a slim margin.


Here in Arizona, it's pretty simple: We keep getting an influx of retards from California. They flee the high cost of living and taxes there, but are bound and determined to turn AZ into California. Yes, it's basically as dumb as it sounds. One day we probably will go blue, if that shit keeps up.


Perot was pretty cool. My family was fed up with shit and cast a protest vote for him. It's just that it's a two party system, and he was doomed for that alone...

Texan here. Californians are literally colonizing the American Southwest. It sucks. They even bring the horrific Califnornian suburban sprawl and highway wastelands here.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Vote Santos/McGarry!

 

[LaxerBRO]

I look forward to a truth and reconciliation committee about all the apparent retards running our polling locations.

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Wait, why is their knocking at my door?

What do you mean I need to go with you to answer questions?

I was just kidding.

Wait, why am I getting a bill for $125,000?

Why do I need to pay for a voting fraud investigation?

 

[JimmyNugget]

The reality
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Mandatory Guac Bowl PLEASE. Biden has no Guac Bowl, what the fuck?

 

[TheClappening]

I want to laugh, but white people really worship blacks. They dress like them, talk like them, try and be gangsta like them.

Everyone wants to be black until the cops show up

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I still think it's a shame we didn't get Bernie vs Trump. Loud lefty grandpa vs fat orange potato would have been a lot more entertaining than a wet tuna sandwich vs fat orange potato.

 

[Bongocat]

I would say it's going to be fun to see Scott Adams eat crow, but he seems to have backed off his hard prediction of a Trump win (at least, that's that I took from the first half of this morning's broadcast).

His "Dad Joke the Polls" hypothesis is the most batshit delusional thing I've ever heard.

 

[Chiri]

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If only you knew how bad

 

[MrJokerRager]

I am now relaxed. After committing the sin of onan and seeing where it landed on the bath tub, I am calling it for Trump getting a 500 plus landslide win.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

I am definitely a subscriber to Constitutional Malarkey.

Constitutional Malarkey is the very best stripper name ever.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Vote for this man

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

His "Dad Joke the Polls" hypothesis is the most batshit delusional thing I've ever heard.

More plausible option is "Dad Joke Scott Adams' Twitter Polls to make him believe the Dad Joke the Polls hypothesis"

 

[Wyzzerd]

Is it too late to announce my bid for presidency?

First write in wizard for president! Let's get medieval!

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Rat Lord]

I still think it's a shame we didn't get Bernie vs Trump. Loud lefty grandpa vs fat orange potato would have been a lot more entertaining than a wet tuna sandwich vs fat orange potato.

Gotta admit, that's what i was hoping to witness.