Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[I'd abeeb bear]

Many states expressly forbid counting the mail-in ballots' results until the day of the election, so as to forestall people strategizing in the wake of what those results wound up being. Assuming the envelopes and ballots were sealed, I don't know how you'd get an estimation of what side sent in more mail-in ballots beyond the registration numbers / 'received' statuses of people who requested a ballot. I'd have to crunch that state by state to get a guess - if that is low, then yeah, there's fuckall chance that they show up in-person as usual.

It's just going off the perceived votes, based on registered party. They counted all dem and all republican as a Biden or a Trump respectively. Either way, it'll be interesting to see what happens. A lot of speculation can be had due to posts online and personal experiences, but we'll know in around 12 hours either way.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Got my answer, thanks.

I'm not sorry, you're in the middle of a thread about politics asking an almost unrelated question that you can't google or use the search bar that is still readily available? I'm pretty sure you're too ignorant to be upset with me. I hope you take politics more seriously than you do something you could google in 2 minutes. lul

 

[jje100010001]

Registered GOP votes are up 157K total votes cast in Florida as of 10 minutes ago.

Pinellas County, long considered a bellwether for the state in terms of Presidential elections, has Trump up nearly 4K (He won it by 5,500 in '16).

Any notes on Miami-Dade numbers?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The fact that there's users who genuinely don't know what the moon is from is proof that we need to close the site's border again.

The moon is from Deus Ex where JC dentist has to pull out his spirit magic gun and fight the evil spirit in it with his pals, Frog, Robo and Simon the sorcerer

So sick of retard boomers on this site.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Anyone voting in/following interesting ballot measures? I didn't have any this time- but it would be hard to top voting to legalize recreational marijuana... made 16 year old me proud

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I voted today but I’m going to larp like I forgot it’s today for anybody who asks me about it irl.

No you have to tell everyone who you voted for, wear an I Voting sticker, hand over your taxes and paystubs to anyone who asks how much you make, and write up a story about how you led fifteen disadvantaged youths safely to the polling station or it doesn't count.

 

[Tookie]

If the state-by-state polls are off by the same margins as 2016, this is what tonight is going to look like.

This is pretty much what I expect to happen. AZ, WI, and PA are the wildcards that I really have no idea what will happen. I think Trump takes FL in the end but it will be like 2000 margins and be disputed and there will be an unprecedented amount of fuckery in PA.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

The fact that there's users who genuinely don't know what the moon is from is proof that we need to close the site's border again.

What border?

 

[Dan Abrams]

The fact that there's users who genuinely don't know what the moon is from is proof that we need to close the site's border again.

> majora's mask came out 20 years ago

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The fact that there's users who genuinely don't know what the moon is from is proof that we need to close the site's border again.

Yeah, that’s ALR’s newest selfie, right?

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

The fact that there's users who genuinely don't know what the moon is from is proof that we need to close the site's border again.

Now now, illegal immigration is the problem, not legal immigration. Mailing in video proof of masturbating to tubgirl should still be regarded as valid proof of intent to provide quality input on this most wholesome site of evil meaniefaces

It's just going off the perceived votes, based on registered party. They counted all dem and all republican as a Biden or a Trump respectively. Either way, it'll be interesting to see what happens. A lot of speculation can be had due to posts online and personal experiences, but we'll know in around 12 hours either way.

That's a part of why I'm not so sanguine on anything at the moment - partisanship is so high that it should be easy to say that A will go for A, but there are a lot of registered independents in the swinger states. Trump's popularity among republicans is the highest of any republican ever, but as a share of the population, republicans are also much more concentrated than they were, say, 20 years ago.

I will say - we'll know most places in 12 hours. PA will be counting ballots that were postmarked today and earlier until the 6th, and it's going to have a court battle happen unless it's a landslide. And it's not looking, at least for the moment, like a total landslide.

 

[Rekkington]

The moon is from Deus Ex where JC dentist has to pull out his spirit magic gun and fight the evil spirit in it with his pals, Frog, Robo and Simon the sorcerer

So sick of retard boomers on this site.

JC Dentist s Q KILL BOOMERS FUCK JANNIES

 

[metroid_fetish]

Trump homies have this shit in the bag. According to OANN, Donald is leading by over 40 percent in all 64 states.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ok, I don't know this Moon meme thing. Could someone explain it to me?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Corn Pop? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the state of Delaware, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quesado, and I have over 300 million confirmed kills by corona virus.

My wife is trained in policy bread warfare and I’m the top man in the entire Ukrainian Oil Pudding Business. You are nothing to me but just anotherdog faced pony soilders. I will wipe you the fuck out with pretzels the likes of which has never been seen befur on this Earth, mark my fucking works.

You think you can get away with saying that words that the children can hear shit to me over the record player? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my sub secret pole position of spoons across the Canada and your IT thing is being tranced right now so you better prepare for the blonde feel of my legs barbequing over your face, Marko. The salad that whips out the pathetic little thing you I call my belt. You’re fucking dead, kistanche. I can be anyware, any park place, and I can mustahce you in over seven hundred dead from corona virus, and that’s just with my poor kids

Not only am I extensively trained in united nations baseball bat, but I have access to the entire are salad of the United States Marine Corpses and I will use it to its full existence to wipe your miserly aasdf off the farce of the container, you little squanto. If only you could have known what rehobey retritition repetition your little “cleaver” comment was about to brang downs upon ya'll, maybe you would have held your fucking poor kids are just as good as white kids.

But you choste, you didn’t, and now you’re paving the price, you white supremacist. I will shit furry all over you and you will dangle in it.

I was a life guard, kiddo.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Anyone voting in/following interesting ballot measures? I didn't have any this time- but it would be hard to top voting to legalize recreational marijuana... made 16 year old me proud

I wouldn't call it interesting but there's a ballot measure in WA which looks like an excuse to mandate globohomo sex education by standardizing it at the statehouse, which they insist parents will still be able to opt out of but I trust politicians up here about as far as I can throw them.

 

[HumanHive]

If the state-by-state polls are off by the same margins as 2016, this is what tonight is going to look like.
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This is pretty much what I expect to happen. AZ, WI, and PA are the wildcards that I really have no idea what will happen. I think Trump takes FL in the end but it will be like 2000 margins and be disputed and there will be an unprecedented amount of fuckery in PA.

Texas and Florida are already confirmed flipped.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I'm not sorry, you're in the middle of a thread about politics asking an almost unrelated question that you can't google or use the search bar that is still readily available? I'm pretty sure you're too ignorant to be upset with me. I hope you take politics more seriously than you do something you could google in 2 minutes. lul

I'm not upset. I just don't get why people are actively unhelpful. You've spent more energy complaining about my question than the three people that answered it in a couple of sentences. And it's not unrelated because the meme is specifically used referring to this election.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Here's a story from my neck of the woods.

Couple up the street has been arguing loudly on and off all day. I think the husband wants a divorce.

From what I gather, she voted for Trump and he feels emotionally betrayed. She's pissed that she pays all the bills and he's telling her what to do. He called her a Nazi at one point and was screaming about how he can live with her after this. He's stormed off in their minivan at least 3 times, once coming back with a huge bag from McDonalds. She absolutely does not want the taxes going up.

I don't know these people, I think they're renters. At first, I thought the problem was she fucked some other other guy. Nope, they are arguing about who she voted for.

Honestly thought about calling the police because I thought she was going to get physical with him.

 

[Violent Ken Apologist]

Trump is going to win 100%. Screencap this if I seem full of shit. Suddenly? Not a shred of doubt in my mind.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

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