Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[HumanHive]

Exit polls in PA are showing massive non-aligned turnout against Trump. Sheep voting in favor of wolves.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

If the state-by-state polls are off by the same margins as 2016, this is what tonight is going to look like.
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This is pretty much what I expect to happen. AZ, WI, and PA are the wildcards that I really have no idea what will happen. I think Trump takes FL in the end but it will be like 2000 margins and be disputed and there will be an unprecedented amount of fuckery in PA.

I like how optimistic this is for Biden and it still results in a Trump victory.

Also my moon status:

What is wrong indeed.

 

[biscuitscilia]

> majora's mask came out 20 years ago

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>Majora's Mask taught me how to read.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Electionnight.news for all your alex Jones election coverage.

Kiwifarms streaming chat when????

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Purely academic question. I keep hearing that the polls have corrected for "Shy Trump Voters" but I can't find any details on how. Are they adding points? Are they getting some sample they know aren't shy somehow? Google is giving me monstrously shit results.

That tells you all you need to know. Most of the polling methods being used this year are the same as 2016. The polling method that hasn't been wrong since I believe 1912 or something similar has Trump winning. I don't have a source for it, because I can't remember the name, but it's best to look at polling method accuracy rather than current polls.

 

[GuntPunt]

Exit polls in PA are showing massive non-aligned turnout against Trump. Sheep voting in favor of wolves.

(((Exit polls)))

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Any notes on Miami-Dade numbers?

Only Early vote totals which were 47%-47% as of 20 hours ago.

There are expectations that the Miami-Dade total vote numbers will exceed the 72% turnout numbers from 2016.

There's also a massive backlog of mail-in votes (of course there are) according to the media. They will slow count that county to try to offset the Panhandle spike coming (the Panhandle is GOP dominant but an hour behind because of timezones).

 

[Salubrious]

When Nicole Arbour is the voice of reason, you know we're fucked.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Duty done. Time to barricade myself in, and break out the hard liqour.

I'll see you all motherfuckers on the other side. Jesus Christ, this year's been such a shit show. I hope Trump wins. The very idea of that living corpse and that brown skinned viper getting into the White House is leaving me feeling sick to my fucking stomach.

 

[Ripple]

TYT livestream chat right now is fun and autistic

also I’m sure someone’s archiving the whole thing but they said live that they were glad COVID happened.

Here’s the best super hat:

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

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Did you see that, Zach?!

Clear as a crisp spring morning.

Donald. Trump. In the cookies.

I knew I could count on them. They never fail.

 

[Coffee Druid]

The guy to girl is new, but I've only ever heard the Never-Trump voters getting mad at someone voting for Trump. I've never heard anyone disown a friend or relative for a Biden vote.

Party of tolerance, the same way that Islam is the Religion of Peace.

Dems on my social media keep posting about how the sentiment of "regardless of who wins we need to stay calm and be friends still" is evil. They think people voting for Trump literally want to enact an authoritarian government and destroy people. That's nothing new. But I've never seen a Trump supporter say things like that. Some may, but overall...

I've enacted a soft ban on me posting or replying to politics on my social media awhile back, outside of private messaging close friends. It ain't worth it. I'm a mere observer of the madness.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Do you think Yahoo will open it's comments again after the election if Trump, or will they keep them closed to punish us? I miss seeing angry boomers calling out journalists' lies.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Exit polls in PA are showing massive non-aligned turnout against Trump. Sheep voting in favor of wolves.

Exit polls are trash and consistently wrong a thread.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

> majora's mask came out 20 years ago

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Ben drowned, btw.

 

[Mage]

Do you think Yahoo will open it's comments again after the election if Trump, or will they keep them closed to punish us? I miss seeing angry boomers calling out journalists' lies.

If they reopen them after the Election regardless of the victor, it will be proof they tried to influence the results.

 

[Takodachi]

Are you guys ready for the fireworks?

 

[NSJAP]

Swamp Cinema server rn

 

[teriyakiburns]

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1323677225913372677

How hard is it to call a cunt a cunt? Jesus christ, american media pillocks are so fucking uptight about language. Cunts.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Are you guys ready for the fireworks?

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I'm ready to be the guy huddled in the back of the shop begging not to die.