Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

List of excuses if the Democrats lose:

- Russia
- Trump deliberately underfunded the postal service to nobble postal votes
- White supremacists intimidated BIPOC from voting
- We didn't go far enough in regulating the fuck out of social media

Any more?

Lazy white male Democrats did not show up to the polls in the numbers they should have. Ally status revoked.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I'm starting to think that we won't get a clear winner tonight, or even this week. Too many problems with vote dumping and mail in voting.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I'm noticing that everybody is expecting riots after the elections, but few people actually seem interested in rioting. Everyone thinks their political opponents are going to be the ones to have a tantrum.

What if nothing happens? A big part of the REEEEEing from 2016 came from the fact that Hillary had a fanbase and nobody expected Trump would win. Now, though, I think it's clear to everyone he has a big chance of beating Biden (whom nobody likes anyways).

 

[frozenrunner]

Reporting in for no reason: my area of the woods looked to have a pretty decent turn-out. They're using a new system which seems (maybe?) like it's less susceptible to voter fraud. Pretty decent COVID setup.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I've been wondering since last night, what is that moon face thing in the corner and why does it keep getting bigger?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Remember to keep your expectations tempered and not go around making wild “LANDSLIDE VICTORY HE JUST NEEDS ONE TOSSUP STATE” predictions based on your own confirmation bias, because all you’re going to do is set yourself up for disappointment. This is a weird as fuck election year and anything can and will probably happen.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Wasn't it WAAYYYYY back when Biden was just nominated s Presidential candidate that polls found that Biden had more support from women then Trump? Which is funny considering how it was already public that Biden likes to sniff girls and women (not to mention his totally not buried MeToo scandal. But I guess simply talking about grabbing pussies is worse then really sniffing on girls and women.

Women only cared about him saying that because it exposed their antics, especially those in Hollywood.
And most women only vote out of social pressure or to brag on social media.

 

[Neuromantic]

I'm noticing that everybody is expecting riots after the elections, but few people actually seem interested in rioting. Everyone thinks their political opponents are going to be the ones to have a tantrum.

What if nothing happens? A big part of the REEEEEing from 2016 came from the fact that Hillary had a fanbase and nobody expected Trump would win. Now, though, I think it's clear to everyone he has a big chance of beating Biden (whom nobody likes anyways).

Both sides laying the groundwork so they can claim "it was totally the other guys" when they eventually lose and riot.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I've been wondering since last night, what is that moon face thing in the corner and why does it keep getting bigger?

From Zelda Majora’s Mask. It gets bigger the closer it gets to killing everyone.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

check this out

Lol, bullshit.
I don’t think anybody would so brazenly admit to a federal crime like that.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Boy Democrats sure care a lot about morality. They should probably look for role models somewhere else. Why the fuck am I supposed to care if the president cheats on his wife?

The Democrats sure as fuck didn't care about Bill Clinton's constant, proven infidelities.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

dont put an

Probably some cockroach trying to rile people up

dont put any form of pettyness beyond a libtard

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

List of excuses if the Democrats lose:

- Russia
- Trump deliberately underfunded the postal service to nobble postal votes
- White supremacists intimidated BIPOC from voting
- We didn't go far enough in regulating the fuck out of social media

Any more?

The Trump campaign already released a statement, based on leaked talking points from the MSM. They're going with the "red mirage" gambit.

I suspect that Trump might "win" tonight but the MSM will claim that millions of mail-in ballots still need to be counted. If this happens, Trump will have 2 options:

1) Allow the election to continue for weeks and months while the Democrats "discover" boxes of mail-in ballots until literally every state "mysteriously" flips blue.
2) Call the election and the narrative about how he "stole it" begins in earnest.

Even if Trump wins, if the dems win the house and senate, they'll just impeach him and remove him from office for "election fraud"

 

[Pissmaster]

I've been wondering since last night, what is that moon face thing in the corner and why does it keep getting bigger?

Zelda Majora's Mask on N64 had a giant moon with a face that was gonna crash into the planet and destroy everything in 3 days, and you could rewind time to get your days back, but it would reset certain events, stuff you did, and things you obtained. So the entire game has a sense of dread to it, with all of the townsfolk handling their inevitable demise in their own ways. Interesting game.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

Lol, bullshit.
I don’t think anybody would so brazenly admit to a federal crime like that.

zoomers put crimes on their social medias all the time

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I've been wondering since last night, what is that moon face thing in the corner and why does it keep getting bigger?

A reference to The Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask. In that game, you had three days to save the world before the moon would crash on the earth. The moon getting closer implies there's less and less time before an enormous shitshow begins. It's a countdown.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

What's that moon get bigger based on? What makes it grow the passage of time?

I've been wondering since last night, what is that moon face thing in the corner and why does it keep getting bigger?

It's a funny thing Null devised. Its size is connected to how many autistic ratings you've given other users. If you want it to grow bigger you should start to obsessively rate everyone autistic.

 

[Balr0g]

I'm noticing that everybody is expecting riots after the elections, but few people actually seem interested in rioting. Everyone thinks their political opponents are going to be the ones to have a tantrum.

What if nothing happens? A big part of the REEEEEing from 2016 came from the fact that Hillary had a fanbase and nobody expected Trump would win. Now, though, I think it's clear to everyone he has a big chance of beating Biden (whom nobody likes anyways).

What I really hope is that one Antifaggot shows up at the White House ready to go in guns blazing but all the other antifaggots don't turn up making him or her look like an idiot

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Both sides laying the groundwork so they can claim "it was totally the other guys" when they eventually lose and riot.

Either way, the harvest will be legendary.

No matter which candidate loses, the Farms win

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Doom Moon is declaring me a woman while Trump is flying to victory.