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[BubbleButt]

Any reason why Iowa has no votes, while every state around it does?

NC 7K away!

Doesn't start results until 9 CST.

Also Texas is turning more red and Penn just flipped to red favored.

 

[Local Fed]

Chelsea Handler keeps getting worse.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

 

[BubbleButt]

A decent pair of cans surrounded by an ambulatory pile of fecal matter.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Chelsea Handler keeps getting worse.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

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The wife saw these stickers and winced.

Maybe Hander is just into nipple torture, who knows...

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Trump winning the popular vote is gonna be the biggest fuck you of the night.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Vegas odds have flipped to Trump. Let's see what happens.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Trump winning the popular vote is gonna be the biggest fuck you of the night.

Looks like that all will depend on how many pissed off Californians are out there.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

TRUMP IS UP IN NORTH CAROLINA. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.

 

[Corn Flakes]

TRUMP IS UP IN NORTH CAROLINA. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Ladies and gentlemen, please withhold all Ron Paul "IT'S HAPPENING!" gifs until this ride comes to a full and complete stop.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

At the very least, the so called “Biden Blowout” clearly isn’t happening. It’s a close race, not an easy victory.

 

[Creep3r]

Trump winning the popular vote is gonna be the biggest fuck you of the night.

I mean I didn't think Trump would lose, especially with how lackluster Biden's campaign was, but to actually have a chance of winning the popular vote? I honestly didn't see that coming.

Looks like that all will depend on how many pissed off Californians are out there.

Oh many. The salt will flow. Just look at all the pissed off never-Trump Floridians on Twitter that are beyond pissed. Expect that for California on a truly grand scale. What awaits is salt of cosmic proportions.

 

[BubbleButt]

At the very least, the so called “Biden Blowout” clearly isn’t happening.

Oh, there's a Biden Blowout happening, just not in the ballot box. It's rage shits happening in his toilet bowl.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Reddit knows what is coming.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Biden I think still has a slight chance to edge NC even though Trump is up 60k.

In think he still has some gas in the tank but the hour is very late. We'll see.

 

[BubbleButt]

Associated Press seems real, real reticent to call the southeast for SOME REASON.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Ohio is going for Trump in a blowout. Same with Georgia.

That leaves Iowa, Pennsylvania and North Carolina for the almost certain win, if he can get them.

 

[BubbleButt]

Washington, Oregon, and California called for Biden at 0% reporting.

Maryland and Connecticut also called for Biden at 21% and 28% reporting, as well.

 

[Bakarina]

West coast has been given to biden but that was obviously going to happen. Associated Press seems to have stopped counting votes in Texas, Florida, and Georgia though

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

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Washington, Oregon, and California called for Biden at 0% reporting.

Maryland and Connecticut also called for Biden at 21% and 28% reporting, as well.

They called Virginia with 1% in and I still think Trump has a chance there, although it's hard to tell for sure.

 

[Corn Flakes]

They called Virginia with 1% in and I still think Trump has a chance there, although it's hard to tell for sure.

What's going on with Virginia? I haven't seen an update from them in ages.