Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[DeadwastePrime]

kiwis on suicide watch

update: the crisis has averted. i dont see biden winning mathematically speaking. i dont see him getting more than maybe 250 electoral votes

 

[Screw Danlon]

Not gonna lie, with how 2020 has been, I wouldn't be surprised if Biden just walked up to the mic, pulled off his mask, and revealed himself to be Hillary.

If he does, it better be like the cockroach dude from Men In Black, where she’s clearly wearing his skin as a suit,

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

All I wanted to do was play Persona 5 but this election night is like a big, shiny, magnetic rock of crack cocaine, and I'm Tyrone Biggums

 

[General Tug Boat]

Don't take this as fact, just my autistic analysis watching things over the course of the evening.

Either way... I'll take my puzzle pieces folks.

Spoiler: My analysis

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You can look at election results on the shitter instead of jackin it.

You assume people aren’t jackin it to the election results

 

[Lensherr]

According to Fox News, if Trump wins MT, NC, NV, PA, and GA (which he had a good chance of doing so), he’ll have the 270 electoral votes needed to win. I’ve heard that MI and WI might delay a final call until Friday, and if the former occurs, does that mean Trump wins or will they wait to call the election until the latter finalizes?

 

[Peasant]

Guessing Trump dropped in white men cuss the KKK's switched to Biden.

That's stupid; everyone knows the KKK is all FBI-

Ooooooh

 

[Kheapathic]

But did you think it would happen this year? I thought 2024, tbh.

This year and this quickly no, was thinking 2024.

But what I can tell you is, I've seen a huge demographic shift from Los Angeles and San Bernardino out east. Barstow finally graduated to full fledged shit-hole and had a gang/police shoot-out in the Wal-Mart parking lot back in 2018 or so. Then a couple of months ago, Needles (a piss town of not even 7,000 people or so) finally had its first ever drive-by shooting against someone's house (because someone got into a fight or some shit, and something disrespect Mexican gang shit); kid got shot in the leg.

I saw shit moving and moving fast, but didn't think they'd swing the vote this fast.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Florida called for Trump.

 

[Penis]

Alright, this is my map. Its really looking like a Trump win in WI and MI, barring any crazy upsets. Trump has a massive lead in PA, its gunna be close but I don't think Biden can make up the difference at this point. Arizona could go red, but weed being on the ballot seems to have brought a lot of libs to the polls. Note that in this scenario Trump does not need PA, though it would give him a healthy margin.

 

[inception_state]

Trump's up by 650k votes in PA, that's an awful lot of votes to fall off the back of a truck. It's possible for things to flip, but highly unlikely I think.

 

[brookslazor]

There's rumors of antifa wanting to kill Elijah Schaffer, a reporter. There seems to be no footage of the threats, though.

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these fucking suburbanite white commies are larping so hard they're attempting to "assassinate" their political opponents

 

[Big Bad Wart]

When your political side loses
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I'm confused are you calling Canada stupid and Mexico a cringe ass country? The placement of the words makes it seem like it.

 

[Fapcop]

Fucking lol!

Democrats Spent $104.1 Million Losing to Lindsey Graham, Most Expensive Loss in Senate History

Democrat Jaime Harrison spent $104.1 million in his unsuccessful bid to unseat Lindsey Graham, the most expensive loss in Senate history.

www.breitbart.com

Democrats: “WE NEED TO GET MONEY OUT OF POLITICS!”


Also Democrats: “We need 100 million dollars for consultants and ad buys for a guy who doesn’t have a chance to win!”

 

[Joshuan Moon]

Leg

Yeah, it looks like we might be California 2.0 earlier than I expected. I'm shocked. I knew it would happen some day, but... wow.

The bigger issue perhaps is that both of our U.S. Senate seats, and most of our House seats, look like they'll go Dem too. I think this is unprecedented here.

Good news is we'll have legal pot, maybe. I don't care myself, but criminalizing that shit is just dumb.

State level legal pot isn't a "good thing" if you're trying to fend off Californian politics from taking over. That being said there is some fuckery going on in AZ related to the election day votes and the premature calling. But yes the AZ Congress seats are far more important than the electoral votes which is why the people saying "well it's OK for AZ to flip, Trump still has this" are shortsighted.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

I hope Joe just walks up to the mic and says "niggers" and then walks away.

Time for a shoutout to the wiggers in China.

 

[CrunkLord420]

WE DID IT REDDIT

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[AnOminous]

I was right about enthusiasm not meaning anything. You said that Trump's gonna win because no one's voting for Biden, but the election turned out neck and neck, and we may not know the winner until Friday. Enthusiasm meant nothing and I'm right and I'm always right

This was a super gay thing to post and you come across as a gigantic sucker of penises.

 

[Cryogonal]

JOE BIDEN DECLARING VICTORY

THE ABSOLUTE SHRIVELED UP BALLS ON THIS MAN

Source?