Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Philosophy Phil]

Biden is on stage now.
He looks tired and confused.
Says something about rhubarb pie.
He puts on a nightcap.
"See you tomorrow folks! No further question"

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

these fucking suburbanite white commies are larping so hard they're attempting to "assassinate" their political opponents

They've already assassinated like 2 or 3 this year, at least. Many antifa cells are well-funded and well-trained. Just because they're dumb enough to announce their intentions doesn't mean they're not serious or extremely dangerous.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I've changed my mind: We shouldn't just root for California to defect. We should be rooting for the entire West Coast to do so.

Those three states are lost.

At least now we know where Hunter is.

don't tell me you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Trump may win the election as long as he can fight back.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

As much as New York is still pretty bad (and deep blue), why haven't they gotten any shark jumping laws yet? DeBlasio is a crazy commie and he's not as ridiculous as most of the west coast.

 

[draggs]

Holy shit Joe Biden giving this speech right now after allegedly being up 8-12 points and supposed to have been declared president 4 hours ago

This timeline

 

[inception_state]

I noticed how all the liberal sites are counting Trump's electoral college votes very slowly compared to Biden's.

Calling Virginia when Biden was behind but not calling Texas when Trump's expanding his lead is just so blatant.

My bet is on Trump taking it with at least 2/3 of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania (and maybe Arizona).

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Homosexual.

cope harder nitwit

 

[RudeRoasts]

Seriously, this mail in shit is fishy.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

But did you think it would happen this year? I thought 2024, tbh.

This year and this quickly no, was thinking 2024.

But what I can tell you is, I've seen a huge demographic shift from Los Angeles and San Bernardino out east. Barstow finally graduated to full fledged shit-hole and had a gang/police shoot-out in the Wal-Mart parking lot back in 2018 or so. Then a couple of months ago, Needles (a piss town of not even 7,000 people or so) finally had its first ever drive-by shooting against someone's house (because someone got into a fight or some shit, and something disrespect Mexican gang shit); kid got shot in the leg.

I saw shit moving and moving fast, but didn't think they'd swing the vote this fast.

Rural areas of Coconino and Yavapai seem to be mostly immune. Maricopa is like the college kids never left and it just gets worse.

I didn't think it would potentially swing until 2024.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Even at this hour, people still honk.

 

[Garysmod]

Wow great speech Biden so inspiring.

 

[HumanHive]

god just fucking call it already i refuse to accept a timeline where a 10% lead gets slowly drowned out over a week by ballot stuffing

Don't say I didn't fucking warn you. This was always the plan.

 

[brookslazor]

that fucking honking at the end
hilarious

 

[mindlessobserver]

THE FIX
IS
IN

Nightmare scenario. Its not decisive. And the toss up areas are in full shenanigan mode. We are now on the precipice. I hope that the powers that be are happy with what they have wrought.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

That was quick. Surprised he didn't crap on Trump.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Apparently Biden is declaring victory lol. Just wait for the votes from the mail.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Leg

What did he mean by this?

WE DID IT REDDIT
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That is the end of that state. All the addicts in the nation are going to flock there, and proceed to fuck shit up everywhere. That is a very dumb move.

He's up too late, he can barely speak. lol.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Looks like we're in the nightmare scenario. Counting was halted in most of the states Trump was leading and Biden has come out to say they're optimistic but ready to wait for as long as it takes to count *every vote*.

The fix is in and we're going to get gaslit the next few weeks. Holy shit this is worse than I could have imagined.

 

[jackwire]

I just want everyone to know I still love all of you no matter who wins

Nah, nah. Hail nah. I will judge all of you according to how you voted and THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. Every time I reply to your posts, I will look through your history to see if you voted wrong. DO NOT BE FOUND WANTING