Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Grumpy]

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Trump saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming republicans attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the obese blubber of your dollar store "El Capitan", Donald J Trump. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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How do your farts smell?

 

[Bec]

Just count the fucking votes.

 

[William S. Sessions]

donald's speech was an embarrassing charade. how did they keep pence up this late? mother probably keeps a strict bedtime

 

[Ho Deak]

Just count the fucking votes.

No.

 

[Penis Drager]

I obviously know this isn't gonna happen, but just imagine the clown world shit that would ensue if the uncounted mail-ins turned out to be overwhelmingly pro-Trump? Like enough to turn this into a landslide.
Fuck, that would be such a great climax to this retarded fucking year.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

None of this should be surprising. Plenty called that votes would get dragged out and plenty more called it ending in the courts. How long do they have to get votes counted?

 

[Ow The Edge]

What the fuck are you trying to say here?

Maybe Arm Pit Cream is literally Biden posting here.

 

[Jacking With Cook]

Your ruse conveys less sincerity than Ben "Wet Ass P-word" Shapiro

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Trump saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming republicans attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the obese blubber of your dollar store "El Capitan", Donald J Trump. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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[Zarael]

How the fuck do they call Hawaii for Biden without even starting to count votes?

The way they've called states has been really weird. Biden was trailing in Virginia all night long and they had him marked as winning it based on their prediction of how the northern areas would vote, meanwhile Florida and Texas were firmly in control of Trump and they wouldn't call them until the count was almost done. There's a definite bias going on where the media are far more eager to call a state for Biden than they are Trump.

 

[SBG]

The media smokescreen was just that good. the average american voter isn't necessarily dumb, they just can't process the sheer amount of information that's out there and this info wasn't mainstreamed. Also widespread "Orange man Bad" is enough for most people to tune out and turn off. I mean Borat stole Julianai's fucking thunder, you couldn't have scripted better smear interference than this if you tried.

For an example of what all people end up overlooking (with the media's help of course), Trump ended the Patriot Act this year by threatening to veto it so the Dems have indefinitely postponed the vote (likely in the hopes their candidate got in).

The Patriot Act was considered one of the largest horror shows of the Bush terms and Trump goes and ends the thing without hardly anyone noticing.

 

[Brahma]

he's a pedophile who showered with his 12 year old daughter, smells kids hair

The fuck. I never read that

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Is any kiwi going to use the chaos to establish themselves as the local warlord ?

 

[Secret Asshole]

Its weird. I feel like they're stretching this out to, if Trump wins, that his legitimacy is questioned. And if Biden wins, they'll try to make it look as decisive as possible. The thing is Trump isn't going to let 'a million ballots just found in a dumpster' happen. Its just a fucking mess. This is why things need to be decided on election day.

Rick Santorum on CNN "I was very distressed by what I just heard the president say."

I don't care what that walking asshole says.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Trump saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming republicans attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the obese blubber of your dollar store "El Capitan", Donald J Trump. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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So does your bet end when Ohio hits 100% counted or is it good and done now?

 

[LazloChalos]

I'm willing to be an emotional support Canadian but I'll probably wind up calling anyone who actually needs me a retard.

Canadian

Consider this a warning!

 

[ditto]

It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Trump saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming republicans attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the obese blubber of your dollar store "El Capitan", Donald J Trump. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".
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It's hilarious seeing the people here fall into the cult mentality as a result of Biden saying something ergo it's a fact and you've truly won. You're desperate, and I can see through your thin ruse.
Biden did the same, yet I am too humble to make such ridiculous assertions before the results truly come in. I understand that these processes take time, I make no inane assertions and respect the democratic process well scheming democrats attempt to suppress voting rights.

You all can blow your loads and act cocky, but you will wake up to an emotional hangover when you see your very dreams crushed beneath the senile skeleton of your dollar store "El Capitan", Joseph R Biden. Keep believing every word he says, but you'll never be able to depend on yourself when you rely on a central figure as part of your ideology. Stand for yourself and trust no politicians, even if they proclaim to be "outsiders".

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Come on, start blowing stuff up and shooting each other irl, this is pretty fucking boring.

 

[Socrates]

Bidens odds on all the major betting sites have shit the fucking bed. This is coming from him having damn near a 70% a week or two ago. what that means? fuck if I know.

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

Trump and Biden are both morally bankrupt and facing similar accusations, you're too biased if you think otherwise. I don't think most people are voting over who's more "moral", they're both hated, it comes down to how people think the last 4 yeara have gone.

To my knowledge Trump hasn't molested his children or sold the US out to the Chinese. Biden has. That's good enough for me at this point. Not that it really matters what I think.... but I don't pretend that Trump is a good man. He's just far better than Biden imo.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm trying really hard to get drunk to be able to get to sleep because... fuck.

I don't know where this is going to go.