Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr._Blonde]

\Looks like Trump might be getting Alaska.

 

[LofaSofa]

why isnt the moon bigger

 

[ThatOneLurker]

I'm shocked at how close it is. The country is way more divided than I realized.

Not after tonight. Because that one party government is in. The Dems will never lose again.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Honestly nothing is gonna get done with any candidate in office if the Senate and House stay divided, so the results don't really mean much to me and probably shouldn't mean much to the doomers no matter where they fall.

It's fun to watch though.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I'm shocked at how close it is. The country is way more divided than I realized.

Sorry, but have you been paying attention to any news source for the past four years? About the only thing either side of the divide can agree on is that there's a big fucking divide.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Trashcan and puzzlepiece me, but I saw the 'voter fraud' line come up a couple times in the thread. I'm still sadly pretty green to this whole peocess, so can someone help a bro out and explain what y'all are talking about?

It's when election officials mysteriously find ballots under car seats and dumpsters, and oh wow it just flipped the election! This was happening in Florida in 2018, but not this time since the governor cleaned up the election board.

 

[shortstack]

Trump had a great run but Corona fucked him up

How he handled the virus definitely contributed a lot to how the vote is more split this time around. If COVID didn't happen, I guarantee we would be seeing a similar Trump victory to last election.
It's a shame really, if he had just said something as simple as "wear the masks" and not made as big a fuss about it as he did for all those months then I think this election would've been called hours ago.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Vince McMahon 2024

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

It's when election officials mysteriously find ballots under car seats and dumpsters, and oh wow it just flipped the election! This was happening in Florida in 2018, but not this time since the governor cleaned up the election board.

They'll find some more ballots in the same place that Mitch McConnell's chin went, which is the fucking void.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I did my part in MI, but it's hard to compete with boxes of ballots lol.

Haha, late ballot fillers go BRRRRRR

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If nothing else, Biden winning has been worth it just to see the sheer amount of cope in this thread. Pretty embarrassing.

 

[Smarty Pants]

It's when election officials mysteriously find ballots under car seats and dumpsters, and oh wow it just flipped the election! This was happening in Florida in 2018, but not this time since the governor cleaned up the election board.

Oh shucks, right. I forgot about the midterms stuff. Did president Orange Faggot ever do anything about that other than post angry tweets in the middle of the night?

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Disgusting. Worst part is we can't do shit about them drawing these elections out pointlessly

Technically if you're a resident of one of the states in question you can vote to change your election laws but considering the bullshit in PA and the fact most people don't vote other than on a presidential cycle...

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Do you think there's any probability to win? Not anymore, that "senile, sleepy" old man just took your gay little populist movement and ripped it's heart out slowly. You had your hopes risen when Trump won Florida, truly he could reach 270. But alas, your boy failed and couldn't drive the appeal he did in 2016 through meme magic or whatever. Your entire ideology of "it's 2016 again" with your pure hubris is your downfall, you lack the ability or willingness to look at data or examine trends because the polls fucked up once. You think that everything is so simple, everything will just keep repeating, incumbent always gets two terms, it's Hillary again, etc. It's really interesting how all these people claim this old man can't be president, yet he can easily destroy Trump. It got to the point where Biden was beating the shit out of Trump so bad he had to tell his staff to ignore the polls because it was causing them to have breakdowns.
Do you know how many fucking times "I've heard it's 2016 again"? Thousands at this point, your trite point has no relevance to me or the path of victory, you are nothing but a page in history, a forgotten footnote without relevance. Your movement has borne no fruit, your efforts have been for nothing but Israel and furthering the oil lobby. You have become nothing more than the thing you once feared, you are the deep state, you are the ones with cultural power, however because you misuse that power you blame the left wing when in reality, it's your own failings and lack of praxis. You rather bloviate over trite issues meant to divide people rather then have construct conversation about policy or the reality of the Trump administration.
You are nothing but a tool for the elites, yet you accept that in some blind hope you'll bring forth a reemergence nationalism, but all you get in return is fake nationalism where even your MAGA caps are made in China.

YOU HAVE LOST​

 

[Übertroon]

Apparently voter participation was at record levels at 66%

I guess they needed to stuff a lot of ballots to put Biden ahead

 

[Vesperus]

Oh and one thing: If Biden wins I 100% predict there is going to be likely violent unrest over new federally mandated COVID lockdowns.
Currently the US is still looking towards a somewhat V-shaped recovery but another round of lockdowns is going to kill that and put lots and lots of people in a precarious position.

*laughs in NZ*

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Not after tonight. Because that one party government is in. The Dems will never lose again.

Calm down.

Just because they won this time doesn't mean they'll win all the time now. People spouted that nonsense back in 2012 after Obama won a second term, and I'm pretty sure we all know what happened in the next election.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

After getting a taste on both sides, I got to say the salt from the right is not nearly as good as people said it was.

 

[Observotron]

Do you think there's any probability to win? Not anymore, that "senile, sleepy" old man just took your gay little populist movement and ripped it's heart out slowly. You had your hopes risen when Trump won Florida, truly he could reach 270. But alas, your boy failed and couldn't drive the appeal he did in 2016 through meme magic or whatever. Your entire ideology of "it's 2016 again" with your pure hubris is your downfall, you lack the ability or willingness to look at data or examine trends because the polls fucked up once. You think that everything is so simple, everything will just keep repeating, incumbent always gets two terms, it's Hillary again, etc. It's really interesting how all these people claim this old man can't be president, yet he can easily destroy Trump. It got to the point where Biden was beating the shit out of Trump so bad he had to tell his staff to ignore the polls because it was causing them to have breakdowns.
Do you know how many fucking times "I've heard it's 2016 again"? Thousands at this point, your trite point has no relevance to me or the path of victory, you are nothing but a page in history, a forgotten footnote without relevance. Your movement has borne no fruit, your efforts have been for nothing but Israel and furthering the oil lobby. You have become nothing more than the thing you once feared, you are the deep state, you are the ones with cultural power, however because you misuse that power you blame the left wing when in reality, it's your own failings and lack of praxis. You rather bloviate over trite issues meant to divide people rather then have construct conversation about policy or the reality of the Trump administration.
You are nothing but a tool for the elites, yet you accept that in some blind hope you'll bring forth a reemergence nationalism, but all you get in return is fake nationalism where even your MAGA caps are made in China.

YOU HAVE LOST​

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We truly do live in a society.

This is some classic cringe, thanks dude.

 

[Dark Edea]

The driving force behind the new left are rich kids that fancy themselves Communists, who are underemployed, full of self-loathing and sporting hard drug habits. Yikes!

I hope the rest of the the left knows what they are in for if Biden manages to win. The Progressives are steering that ship, not comfy 90s Dems.