Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[introvertedobserver]

Biden winning fucks over the commies more than Trump winning. Next election Biden will be running dem, no socialist grandpa or AOC. If Trump won then it would have been wide open for another try.

Spoiler alert: Biden ain't gonna make it to the next election.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Don't know why anyone here is gloom and doom about the results. This is the best timeline because everyone is in full cope mode since nothing is certain.

Even if Biden wins it was by a hair and that isn't good enough for the majority of the whiners. They'll still complain.

You're supposed to laugh at the cows, not join them.

 

[Vesperus]

Based on the Decision Desk HQ results I've been checking, assuming both candidates win where DDHQ says they're currently leading, it's a Trump victory, but most of those states are close enough to flip. The only one that looks definitively Trump right now is PA. As much as I'd like Orange Boomer to beat Senile Boomer, I've been entertained by this whole thing, and even if Senile Boomer wins, I can laugh at the Orange Boomer Fan Club shitting their pants in anger. No matter who wins, I ultimately come out on top

its kind of sad (or funny) that the US election is "which senile white septuagenarian do you want?"

Edit: I'd go for the one who didn't bankrupt his own casino, but I don't get a vote. And you are too late.

 

[Shqueefa]

Yeah taking this long to count is bullshit.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Lmao America really went and voted for a senile commie puppet how utterly retarded.

Which senile commie puppet?

 

[XXXBigPenisXXX]

Been in the other thread with all the other rational, calm, and sane folks talking about the numbers than this doompilled, suicide watch, weak willed containment thread.

Wait just one minute... have I been in the retard thread this entire time?!

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Wait just one minute... have I been in the retard thread this entire time?!

Well yeah but it's also the fun thread.

 

[draggs]

Fourteen and a half percent of PA precincts haven't reported full results and they're all in Trump counties

Fifty five and a half percent of mail in ballots not yet counted and Allegheny and Philadelphia are where most of them are but also a good bit in Trump counties

Think he holds PA still

 

[anti SJW]

Yeah taking this long to count is bullshit.

Some places stopped counting because they didn't want to see the results I bet.

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Oh well. The Big Guy being cucked by Cocaine Mitch for four years is something I can live with.

 

[NeroRisotto]

Think he holds PA still

They'll make sure he doesn't.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Man, I was hoping to wake up to some good post-election salt, but somehow the only salty one I’ve seen so far is @Arm Pit Cream, and his candidate won. So this is a total waste of everyone’s time.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Exactly what I thought would happen. Joe Biden wins on the back of all of these boxes of votes they keep finding.

Biggest question now is whether Joe should be impeached or not or just wait until he inevitably resigns?

Some places stopped counting because they didn't want to see the results I bet.

"Woops, too many Trump votes here, no need to keep counting!"

 

[ThatOneLurker]

If things hold like they are now, but probably not, Trump might be able to edge out Michigan enough to have it contested at the Supreme court.

 

[Violent Ken Apologist]

Man, I was hoping to wake up to some good post-election salt, but somehow the only salty one I’ve seen so far is @Arm Pit Cream, and his candidate won. So this is a total waste of everyone’s time.

Yeah, sorry. We tend to respect results and get on with our lives. Our biggest complaint really is that it's fraudulent and needs to be redone, hope that's at least understandable to you if nothing else. But we're swimming fine besides that

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

So, what stocks are you guys going to pick up once the market opens? This mess= market bloodbath= time to buy. I'm looking into getting some cheap McDonald's stock since that's all we'll be able to afford once grandpa Joe taxes 40% of our cheques.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

This is 100% going to be decided by the supreme court, lame

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Am I to believe every single mail in in wisconsin is for biden?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Spoiler alert: Biden ain't gonna make it to the next election.

The way he's looking these days, I would be amazed if he even made it to inauguration.

Enjoy having Comrade General-Secretary Harris

☭ MAKE AMERICA COMMUNIST AGAIN ☭

 

[Wy4M]

It can't survive the growing far left fascist/communist ideology that's overtaking the DNC.

A lot of this far left fascist/communist ideology was allowed, created and sponsored to subvert Trump.
A lot of 'journalists', scientists and specialists were hired only for this task: to subvert Trump.
If Trump wins then most likely this will continue.

However, if Biden wins then I'm afraid antifa, blm, those journos, scientists and specialists their expiration date might have exceeded yesterday.
They only don't know it.
We'll see.
Imo there will be lots of salt, lots of people who literally shake, lots of people who cry all day, people with self diagnosed PTSD or whatever disease, no matter what happens.
TL/DR: we will have enough content to share here and we still will have great laughs. No matter what happens.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Man, I was hoping to wake up to some good post-election salt, but somehow the only salty one I’ve seen so far is @Arm Pit Cream, and his candidate won. So this is a total waste of everyone’s time.

FAKE NEWS ALERT
Null also is on this thread getting mad at his users for being based and redpilled.