Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[LaxerBRO]

I don't get the fear mongering. Biden is hardly a socialist or radical in anyway, he's basically Republican lite. Hell that's the reason that most progressives don't actually like him, a vote for Biden is just an anti-Trump vote.

It's the person behind the curtain that we should be worried about.

Kamala Harris.

Except she won't have the Senate.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

If Senile Joe wins and they have Kamala, that sour-faced bitchy karen cunt as VP - probably president - I personally won't check any news... Her face and demeanor is disgusting and aggravating to be polite.

 

[verissimus]

Ben Shapiro should get a lolcow thread

Pretty sure he already has one. Certainly I know he has a thread, not sure it's that kind of thread though.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Ben Shapiro should get a lolcow thread

I'm honestly kinda surprised he doesn't.

 

[Jose Jordan]

> coloreds
what is this, the 50s?

The enemy races then, better ?

 

[OnMoTi]

> coloreds
what is this, the 50s?

Would you prefer I used "niggers, spics, and gooks" instead?

 

[CheezzyMach]

Why are some of you sperging out about commies and leftists? Biden is just a republican with a D next to his name, he's not going to do any of that insane shit lefties cry about. It's just going to be 4 years of the same old shit

Because for some reason people think Trump * a Clinton style Democrat * is the last stand of conservatism.

Bet China is delighted by all this and suddenly all the allegations with them and Biden's son will conveniently be memory-holed. Buckle up, chums - we've got a future of eating bugs, living in pods, owning nothing by 2030 and being happy about it.

China wanted Trump to win so America would stay divided.

 

[RudeRoasts]

ATM trump leads PA, GA, and NC. He needs to flip any one of NV, WI, and MI to win.

Likewise, Biden just needs to hold on to the aformentioned states to win.

Source: Google election map.

The google election map has been changing the percentage points between Trump and Biden whilst he actually count has stayed frozen since last night. Fishy stuff.

I don't think the same holds true for other sources.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Finally Biden will ban pickups and only allow smart cars. The environment is saved!

Pretty sure he won't do that because it would ruin the US auto industry, specially Ford. Oh, wait a minute.

 

[Shqueefa]

Too bad he's actually just a trojan for Harris.

She's a giant retard so she'll be cock blocked at every corner if she gets the president spot.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

yeah not a fan of biden but oh well back to drawing anime tits

you're doing god's work.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What has he done that is lolcow worthy aside from being a guy you dislike?

Remember the WAP thing? He admitted he can't satisfy his wife sexually

 

[Anya15]

I just dont get where people say it's the end of America. Literally only people trying to sell their books and shit like Ben Shapiro say this stuff.

It’s not the end of America, it’s just gonna be real boring....

 

[Quixotic Man]

Man it will be funny watching lefties try to excuse Biden's war mongering, foreign policy, gun grabbing, and refusing to legalize the dope for the next 4-8 years.

Don't worry President Kamala will come out to do the State of the Union while blasting Tupac, smoking a blunt, and wearing chains and sneakers.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Welp. Looks like I'm eating crow again. Oh well.

I was kind of expecting this after nine months of the coof, though. Doesn't sting quite as much as I thought it would.

 

[Nobunaga]

@Arm Pit Cream i kneel, give me the biden pill for the time being

 

[PonPonPataPon]

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I didn't even vote lmfao

Every nonvote is a vote for Vučić.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Because we're not retarded and are able to notice patterns? Coloreds, every single group, have voted for far left politicians in every election for the past century. By the early 2030s, whites will be an overall minority in the US. Hint: Demographics are destiny and far-left, single party states don't tend to do well in the long run.

Get off the sidewalk whitey! You know you're suppoesed to go into the street when you're in the prescence of your melanated betters!

 

[StudMccool]

So it turns out the ess jay dubyas were right a all along, white men really are the fucking worst lol


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What can the court actually do, realistically

Force a recount in Wisconsin where recounts are banned and overturn a county or 2 of "suspicious" ballots

were you not there when they pulled that shit in 2000 in the state where the sitting president's brother was the governor?

Definitely would not put it past them

 

[Marissa Moira]

Pretty sure he won't do that because it would ruin the US auto industry, specially Ford. Oh, wait a minute.

Lol good luck getting a car to run on oil, a soon to be illegal substance!