Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Duke Nukem]

I am hoping we get the SC packed only it is packed with lolcows like Chris Chan

Now THAT I can actually run with, as long as we get a good variety. Chris Chan, Nick Bate, Lucas Werner, and Anthony Logatto would be my nominees, Terry A. Davis if we could bring him back.

Because he's going to fill his administration with far left progressives.

They've already said it, more gun control, you need to cut off your son's penis if he identifies as a girl, more lockdowns, no oil or fracking so OPEC can control us again.

Biden is a mushbrained puppet more than anything, the people who have taken over the DNC are the commies people are referring to. Harris will run everything while Joe poops himself and mumbles about dog faced pony soldiers and black kid roaches with hairy legs. And talks about his time in the "racial jungle" as if he was serving in Vietnam or some shit.

Not to mention the CCP and that whole crackhead thing. He's spent eight years being the bottom in a subpar relationship, why would he change now when he's in decline.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Yep, and imagine if he had shut down everything for 2 months and then told congress to pass a law to give every 18+ citizen $2k a month for those 2 months. Then, in those two months, expanded access to testing and implemented policies that kept covid in check. He'd have run away with it.

What do you have to propose that that would keep covid in check? European countries do lock downs and they certainly don't have covid in check. Not to mention the deadliest states in the US to the virus are all dem-run, so there's nothing to suggest them control the white house would've made a difference.

 

[Quijibo69]

Are you really for a four year lockdown to stop Corona?

 

[Bill The Fucker]

IMO the biggest relief is that Republicans are looking like they are keeping the Senate.

It'll make packing the Supreme Court for Biden a lot harder.

You mean impossible. The alternative is that a good chunk of the people that confirmed Trump's nominees would then vote to completely undo that. If the senate results hold, SCOTUS is in the clear for two years minimum, and based off of the results of individual states this election it's going to be an uphill battle to flip it in 2022.

 

[draggs]

Do one about the (((Jews))) winning. Piss off everybody.

(((Those))) are the only (((memes))) guaranteed not to piss off anybody here

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

@Arm Pit Cream i kneel, give me the biden pill for the time being View attachment 1707159

AGHHHH.... Biden-Sama.... I kneel....

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

I was referencing him stating, multiple times in this very thread early on, how he refuses to check the site cause so many people will be messaging him. He specifically mentioned 300 notifications, making a grand proclamation how everyone will want to tag him. It's a joke, stop being weird.

You should making your jokes funny.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The ballot stuffing by Biden voters is visible from space. You can't have more votes than registered voters.

 

[L50LasPak]

It's odd you put the Epstein stuff in there. Is all that shit settled for you?

I suppose technically I should merge QAnon and Epstein into the same topic when talking what conspiratards think but I generally don't like the idea of giving a confirmed hoax like QAnon the same weight as an actual arrested billionaire pedophile who had a mountain of evidence against him and died under hilariously suspicious circumstances.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Recounts (and audits probably) are inevitable at this point. The election is too close.

Ack, that's terrible news. I was hoping someone won decisively while I was away.

At least we have videos of people explaining why things turn into crabs to watch!

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

But again, it looks like Rs get both houses, so I really wouldn't worry even if Biden wins.

I wouldn't count the house just yet, but, yes, the Republicans are probably doing better than anyone thought they would.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Looking at the map, it looks like Biden is somehow set to get exactly 270? 30k more votes in Michigan, 20k more in Wisconsin, and 8k more in NV with just 62% reporting?

Damn. I guess we did end up losing.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Remember, it's only fraud if your side isn't winning.

 

[The Last Stand]

View attachment 1707188
I hoped she would lose reelection after all the hair saloon scandel and her holding up the stimulus check

Who the fuck is the guy below???

 

[XXXBigPenisXXX]

Votes done in sharpie are being negated, votes done in pen are safe. Apparently happened in Michigan and Arizona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQvpwQUxoc

Everyone seems to jump to voter fraud, but god it would be funny if it were just an administrative error and some poor intern inadvertently caused a civil war

 

[Pepito The Cat]

As they should. 130k mail in votes 'found' in arizona, and 100 percent go to biden? Come on.

And I am not exaggerating, every single one of those votes was for biden. Not 1 Trump or third party.

This is the one thing that rubs me the wrong way about this entire election. Everything was going smoothly until those weird jumps out of fucking nowhere.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Yep, and imagine if he had shut down everything for 2 months and then told congress to pass a law to give every 18+ citizen $2k a month for those 2 months. Then, in those two months, expanded access to testing and implemented policies that kept covid in check. He'd have run away with it.

I. The President does not have the authority to shut everything down cuz of the Covid.
II. Our benefits package to the unemployed rivaled most Eurofag countries and Canada.
III. Testing only works if you get tested twice a month or more. Otherwise you could just be asymptomatic and think you are negative as they had a test a month ago.

Coronachan is more like a cold than it is to the fictional Mutaba virus. Sorry, not Cedar Creek lockdowns for us.

 

[Nobue]

Are you really for a four year lockdown to stop Corona?

Considering the worst rioting tended to happen where the lockdowns were the worst, we might wind up with an actual civil war.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The ballot stuffing by Biden voters is visible from space. You can't have more votes than registered voters.

That's Impossible, you're just coping.

 

[Empty]

Remember, it's only fraud if your side isn't winning.

It seems to me that everyone on this website, even those who unironically support Joe Biden acknowledge the fact that the elections were rigged.