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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
It really can’t be overstated how bizarre and blatent this dudes greed and obsession with money is compared to nearly any other streamer on the platform.
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He missed a golden opportunity to be a mature adult last night and stream the election while imparting his vast knowledge on his piggies.
 
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Preferred Penne said:
Since when does Phil care about politics?
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Since he can use it as an opportunity to deliver tepid takes dressed up as Cool, World-Weary Cynicism as though he were a) knowledgeable, b) experienced, or c) possessing of any sort of stake in the way the country is run beyond how much he's taxed or whether game publishers can legally DMCA him into poverty.

He didn't vote. He's not registered to vote. Someone should knock the teeth out of his mouth.
 
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Pepper Jack said:
He has a WA driver's license and was likely too lazy to check the box to register. I was so busy busy busy that I didn't have time to register to vote.
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Remember his business license application where his name is misspelt? Either autism or a deliberate attempt at trying to hide the application.

Could he have done the same for voter registration?
 
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The site I use you can search by address. He isn't listed but Kat is.
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I have no doubt that his continued insistence on not registering despite having been fully doxed for fucking years is simply not giving a single shit. Phil doesn't do a single thing he doesn't want to do unless he's paid or forced, and the fifteen minutes it'd take for him to register using the same phone he uses to indulge his fantasies of being fucked in the ass by sweaty men followed by the hour it would take to research and fill out the ballot that would have been mailed to him free of cost doubtlessly amounts to a bill of several hundred dollars in his head. Until the state compensates voters for doing a voluntary activity, Phil will never take part in the democratic process.
 
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He didn't have the time to vote dood. Registering and then filling out the ballot when you get it takes what? 10 minutes each time? A burger please correct me. That's 10 minutes he lost for doing more important stuff like begging for tips or pulling for Hogan in WWE Champions.

I kinda hope that whoever wins does something that specifically fucks him over, like introduce an additional theks for streamers or something. I wanna see him sweat and get on his soapbox about how the US political system sucks and how they're all about screwing the little guy like him and how all of those politicians are out-of-touch elites who are super rich and don't have to deal with the consequences and they're all BookSmart(tm) while people like Phil are StreetSmart(tm).
 
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Oddly enough, he's still registered to vote in CT
 

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yoshitsune said:
He didn't have the time to vote dood. Registering and then filling out the ballot when you get it takes what? 10 minutes each time? A burger please correct me. That's 10 minutes he lost for doing more important stuff like begging for tips or pulling for Hogan in WWE Champions.

I kinda hope that whoever wins does something that specifically fucks him over, like introduce an additional theks for streamers or something. I wanna see him sweat and get on his soapbox about how the US political system sucks and how they're all about screwing the little guy like him and how all of those politicians are out-of-touch elites who are super rich and don't have to deal with the consequences and they're all BookSmart(tm) while people like Phil are StreetSmart(tm).
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Depending on where you live and when you vote what takes the longest is standing in line, a wait that has been nullified in a number of states this go-round because of the coof. I waited about 20 minutes to vote for the last presidential and maybe 10 for the midterms because less people turn out for those. Filling out the ballot is piss easy; you can refer to your phone or notes or lists you bring with you.

Being able to do it from home owns because nobody remembers the details on the eight candidates for school board or whatever so provided you actually give a shit you can research on your own and just fill it out as you go. It still only took me an hour at most because I voted straight ticket and had only two ballot proposals.

Phil's just a garden-variety lazy narcissist who thinks his time is better spent on himself in all cases.
 
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Ack ack ack! Politicians sit around all day and talk and they pretend that is hard work. Their paychecks are paid by people they don't even know. If some lobbyist comes by and says "I'll give you x amount of dollars to pass this bill" they do it because they are greedy fucks! And they lie all the time, even when everyone knows they are lying! They promise one thing and then back out and reneg on their promises! A majority of people hate them, but somehow they have a small group of loyal supporters. They put forth the least amount of effort and demand the most amount of money...

Wait, am I describing politicians or Phil?
 
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yoshitsune said:
He didn't have the time to vote dood. Registering and then filling out the ballot when you get it takes what? 10 minutes each time? A burger please correct me. That's 10 minutes he lost for doing more important stuff like begging for tips or pulling for Hogan in WWE Champions.
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10 minutes? Are you serious dood?
If Phil were to vote, he'd have to wake up. Then he'd have to get out of bed. He'd have to get dressed. He'd have to brush his teeth. Then eat breakfast. Throw on a jacket because it's so fucking cold outside. Walk downstairs. Walk outside to his car. Get in his car. Drive to the damn thing. Then he'd have to wait in line. Then he'd have to wait for instructions. Then he'd have to walk to the ballots. Then he'd have to circle in the fucking bubbles. Wait, why is there more than one bubble? He thought this voting thing was for Trump and Biden, who are these other people? Stupid fucking election process. They literally scammed him into voting for an entirely different issue. Fucking assholes. Then he'd have to hand his ballot in. Then he has to walk outside the building. He has to walk back to his car. He has to drive home.
Yeah, 10 minutes. Okay.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
10 minutes? Are you serious dood?
If Phil were to vote, he'd have to wake up. Then he'd have to get out of bed. He'd have to get dressed. He'd have to brush his teeth. Then eat breakfast. Throw on a jacket because it's so fucking cold outside. Walk downstairs. Walk outside to his car. Get in his car. Drive to the damn thing. Then he'd have to wait in line. Then he'd have to wait for instructions. Then he'd have to walk to the ballots. Then he'd have to circle in the fucking bubbles. Wait, why is there more than one bubble? He thought this voting thing was for Trump and Biden, who are these other people? Stupid fucking election process. They literally scammed him into voting for an entirely different issue. Fucking assholes. Then he'd have to hand his ballot in. Then he has to walk outside the building. He has to walk back to his car. He has to drive home.
Yeah, 10 minutes. Okay.
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Could be a lot of blacks in the voter line as well, can't risk that.
 
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yoshitsune said:
He didn't have the time to vote dood. Registering and then filling out the ballot when you get it takes what? 10 minutes each time? A burger please correct me. That's 10 minutes he lost for doing more important stuff like begging for tips or pulling for Hogan in WWE Champions.

I kinda hope that whoever wins does something that specifically fucks him over, like introduce an additional theks for streamers or something. I wanna see him sweat and get on his soapbox about how the US political system sucks and how they're all about screwing the little guy like him and how all of those politicians are out-of-touch elites who are super rich and don't have to deal with the consequences and they're all BookSmart(tm) while people like Phil are StreetSmart(tm).
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Keep in mind, this is the same dude who on his recent Halloween stream complained to the chat he waited around 40 minutes to pick up two burgers in a drivethru for a DSP Tries It. He doesn't have time for voting!!!
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
10 minutes? Are you serious dood?
If Phil were to vote, he'd have to wake up. Then he'd have to get out of bed. He'd have to get dressed. He'd have to brush his teeth. Then eat breakfast. Throw on a jacket because it's so fucking cold outside. Walk downstairs. Walk outside to his car. Get in his car. Drive to the damn thing. Then he'd have to wait in line. Then he'd have to wait for instructions. Then he'd have to walk to the ballots. Then he'd have to circle in the fucking bubbles. Wait, why is there more than one bubble? He thought this voting thing was for Trump and Biden, who are these other people? Stupid fucking election process. They literally scammed him into voting for an entirely different issue. Fucking assholes. Then he'd have to hand his ballot in. Then he has to walk outside the building. He has to walk back to his car. He has to drive home.
Yeah, 10 minutes. Okay.
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I've been told before in this thread that Whashingten is a universal mail-in ballot state, I made a memepost like your earlier and after I found out that if he had registered he'd just get a ballot automatically in the mail that he could fill in and then send back at his leisure made the fact that he's too lazy to vote and register even worse.
 
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