Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

Here's my take as a non-American.

I hope Joe Biden wins. I believe nothing will actually change if he does. It's two old men who clearly have dementia facing each other. But the reason I hope Joe Biden wins?

On internet forums I frequent of my own country, much like as if we were Iraqis with oil, Americans invade every positive thing our government does with "WISH I LIVED IN A COUNTRY LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF UNDER ORANGE MAN".

I'm so fucking sick of it! I'm sick of these yanks always bring up Drumpf bad. As someone from a European state, our country isn't perfect. Certainly not as fucked as the US but it's not great with our low-level corruption. Americans see videos of our police force interacting humorously with the population and always chime in with "HURR DURR IF THIS WAS AMERICA HE WOULD'VE BEEN SHOT, WISH I COULD LIVE HERE". And beyond that, think because their country is facing internal turmoil, they CAN live here! The fucking audacity, uprooting your life in a first world country to another first world country and crying like you're a poor starving refugee from a war torn state.

Unfortunately to clarify I have to powerlevel. I'm from Ireland. If at the very least your Grandmother was born in Ireland, you can very easily become an Irish citizen. But I see places like /r/ireland, which honestly was a bastion of good fun, Irish memes and serious discussion about Irish politics has devolved into shit about America being bad, and hosts Americans wondering how they can be let into their "ancestral homeland" despite their closest connection being their great-great-great-great Grandfather who might have been an O'Sullivan from Galway.


I'm incredibly drunk as I type this but all I want you yanks to know. I fucking hate your country. I hate how your culture has spread across my country which had its culture already decimated by the British. Fuck you.

I know where I'm moving to!

 

[In the Dollhouse]

On one hand if he looses I will miss orange man and his antics. On the other 230 most likely will be safe for a longer while and I do value the forum more than Turnip. I think as long as the R keep the senate to stave off the potential D craziness I will be ok with this result.

Still having hope for AZ

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Trump won Zapata county (95% Hispanic, went 65% for Clinton) by 5 points, and actually contested fucking Miami Dade county with the based Cuban vote. The "demographics are destiny" meme is absolutely dead after this election.

Republicans got some gains in minorities but without a White majority, those gains won't be enough. The vast majority of minorities voted against Republicans.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Remember always value safety over freedom, keep wearing the masks Ol' Joe will get us through this.

 

[theshep]

I'm incredibly drunk as I type this but all I want you yanks to know.

A drunk Irishman. I, for one, am shocked.

 

[Shqueefa]

Man with funny name say that is not over yet

View attachment 1708070

He isn't wrong though? Still waiting on the numbers to come in next year at this rate and lot of people from AZ are finding out their ballot has been canceled on them.

 

[PaleTay]

So people are actually arguing that what happened last night was legitimate? They didn't even fake the vote in a non-subtle way. I don't understand how there are still the "Orange Man is in on this" people.

 

[Comfyman]

Also I'm getting tired of people getting butthurt about my state staying red because it "shows they hate women, lgbt people, minorities, etc." I fit a couple of those and let me tell you, I don't give a shit. Still voted red. That would probably blow their minds.

Anyway, at least there is still some salt to mine even if Biden takes the big win.

It's really hard to believe that the political and social climate could get any worse. But with them having bitched and rioted for four years and now getting a win could really embolden them to become even more insane.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

Be mildly bummed. Continue REEEEEing at unreasonable progressive antics and censorship. Hope antifa and BLM calm their tits now that their feared cheeto Hitler is out of the way.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

Laugh at retards saying the world will end?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

They'll memory hole it.

Of course they would do that

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

With the biden presidency, i wonder how they're gonna justify kamala putting black men behind bars. Maybe come up with the black patriarchy or something

Same way they managed to sweep Biden's history with black people under the rug.

Rely on their supporters being historical illiterate enough to not know or bother looking it up and have their spin doctors on the media go "acksukully it isn't the same because reasons".

 

[HeyYou]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

Hope to god we don't get an AWB back on the books, otherwise laugh at the record pace that Biden pumps out executive orders.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

Agreed. Why should anyone right of Mao be interested in 'coming together' when it's the far left who has rioted, punched, stabbed, bricked and bike-locked everybody who didn't agree with them, burned down cities and overall been screaming cunts ever since Trump got elected? That being said, it's going to be funny seeing how Biden and KH deal with things now that wokies can't pretend they're the 'resistance' any longer.

If Biden wins, then Antifa and the like will probably end up seeing what it's like living under a real fascist state as the FBI, CIA, Police and NG get full blessing from the establishment to beat and disappear everyone while the media looks the other way. It was fine when it was bad optics under Trump.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

It's not the first one I've seen, they're all over Telegram at the moment

I'm inclined to believe as well. Criminals are dumb enough to film themselves all the time.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I fell asleep. Is Kanye president yet?

 

[Barry Scott]

A drunk Irishman. I, for one, am shocked.

Gotta live up to the stereotype sometimes my friend! Especially when your country has forced you to stay inside with lockdown, away from loved ones for a 6 week period.

 

[Golly]

Really hoping for that tie scenario that's still on the table.

 

[kcbbq]

So we are in a grinding war of attrition now? Lawsuits will take a month. The way things are going Biden will stroke out just to fuck things up more.

"His dying wish was for Kamala to be president."

Media worked themselves into a corner since the Biden Harris administration will have to be squeaky clean no matter what happens. Which means "no drama." No drama means no one watches. And that is bad for the bottom line.

Not many unelected Presidents end up with much real power. LBJ and Teddy Roosevelt were kind of outliers in that respect. Most are more like Ford. They don't really have a mandate to fall back on.