Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Garysmod]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

It will still provide hilarious clips of ol bumbling Joe crapping his pants and generally not knowing where he is. Otherwise it will be pretty much like Trump. A load of promises for change, nothing changing, and the house flipping in two years. Republicans control senate and thats all I care about. Stop any stacking the courts bullshit cause RBG was too stupid to retire under Obama.

 

[Big Jake]

Kyle rittenhouse: "I took a skateboard to the back of my head for this?!"

He got to take out a couple of race-trading BLM criminal faggots in the process though.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

All we can do fren.

But here's a question: what are the TDS sufferers gonna do omce Trump's gone aside from gloating and claiming they saved democracy years after Trump's gone?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Q. Trump has 3 swing states plus Alaska all but in his pocket, Biden has two swing states and hawaii in his pocket who has the US election?
A.?

 

[Local Fed]

Honestly it's just going to be interesting to see how the zombie twitter trannies cope. They'll open their phone in the morning, and have nothing to bitch about. I foresee a massive increase in suicide baiting due to boredom.

They'll still be able to bitch about white people, racism, Biden's still a white male, etc. "If it weren't for them there could have been a landslide utopia, and white supremacy is still everywhere, etc." They won't be bored and they'll be extra cocky.

 

[Comfyman]

So since this thread seems to mostly want Trump to win, how will you deal with a Biden presidency?

I'm from Germany, so I'm used to living in a hell where the best party is controlled opposition that maybe gets 13% of the vote.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Bruh they're going to import the West European model where Antifa effectively functions as a parastate militia used to attack dissidents (no, not only "Neo-Nazis"). They already use the same talking points ("Antifa is an idea not an organisation")

What's antifa like in Western Europe, exactly? Are they really behaving like a militia?

 

[Marissa Moira]

But here's a question: what are the TDS sufferers gonna do omce Trump's gone aside from gloating and claiming they saved democracy years after Trump's gone?

He will get a TV show and go on tour with Tucker. They'll be fine.

 

[StraightShooter2]

so who won

I never doubted my man Biden for a second what kind of parallel universe were you echo-chambering autistics living in that you think Trump ever had a shot of winning this. Y'all got blue waved, yikes.

1. The election's not over - not to be an ass, but I think some of you don't know how the electoral system works - you're just seeing Biden with a "higher number" and assuming it's a win.

As of right now (according to Associated Press), there are 3 blue-leaning states with less than a 1% difference (Nevada, Michigan, and Wisconsin) - they grant a total of 38 electoral votes.

All of the other contested states (Alaska, Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania) are leaning red with more than a 1% margin in favor of Trump - they grant a total of 54 electoral votes.

If Trump flips just 1 of the (Biden-leaning states and keeps his current red-leaning ones), he'll win the election based on points; Biden will have to keep all 3 blue just to hit 270.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Q. Trump has 3 swing states plus Alaska all but in his pocket, Biden has two swing states and hawaii in his pocket who has the US election?
A.?

A: whoever gets 270 EC votes after the dust has settled and the courts speak

Right now one of the most likely scenarios is Biden winning with exactly 270 votes. Imagine just ONE unfaithful elector in that scenario.

 

[kcbbq]

All we can do fren.

I'll fantasize about all the free shit I'd get looting and burning if I was a Democrat and move on. The Republicans did far, far better than the polls indicated, there are zero open federal judicial seats open for Cocaine Mitch to have to fill with "best we can get under a Democrat" judges after filling hundreds and hundreds of open seats.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

They'll still be able to bitch about white people, racism, Biden's still a white male, etc. "If it weren't for them there could have been a landslide utopia, and white supremacy is still everywhere etc." They won't be bored and they'll be extra cocky.

Until Whites stand up to infinite nigger oinking about da rayz cahd, the coon majority will only keep exploiting it for free gibs.

 

[Marissa Moira]

1. The election's not over - not to be an ass, but I think some of you don't know how the electoral system works - you're just seeing Biden with a "higher number" and assuming it's a win.

As of right now (according to Associated Press), there are 3 blue-leaning states with less than a 1% difference (Nevada, Michigan, and Wisconsin) - they grant a total of 38 electoral votes.

All of the other contested states (Alaska, Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania) are leaning red with more than a 1% margin in favor of Trump.

If Trump flips just 1 of the (Biden-leaning states and keeps his current red-leaning ones), he'll win the election based on points; Biden will have to keep all 3 blue just to hit 270.

Michigan got called for biden.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I bet after the initial euphoria wears off they’ll complain that Biden isn’t as progressive as they wanted, they’re never happy.

Yep, they'll keep rioting regardless. The question is whether Biden/Kamala will crack down on the riots.

 

[Tachibana]

He will get a TV show and go on tour with Tucker. They'll be fine.

They're going to keep ragging on social media. If the "Too many people voted Trump" cries were any indication, they're deranged and won't stop until they get what they want. Don't expect TDS people to go away.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I'm brushing up on my Chinese just in case Biden steals this thing. Chin-chang hoo, dee-haw ugh

 

[JimmyNugget]

Q. Trump has 3 swing states plus Alaska all but in his pocket, Biden has two swing states and hawaii in his pocket who has the US election?
A.?

Biden, if Biden wins AZ, WI, MI, and wins NV or PA he wins. Trump needs to pray for AZ to make new votes out of nowhere.
WI and MI have been locked in by the news as Biden, as well as AZ. So if he keeps Nevada he wins.

 

[Shqueefa]

Michigan ballots full of misinformation and they're kicking people out trying to disqualify them as mentioned by another lawyer.

 

[Bongocat]

I heard trump got a lesser percentage of white votes this time.

Is that just because of higher youth turnout? That would explain it.

 

[Zaryiu]

There are elections in the third world less obviously rigged (However the rigging in those countries is not by the opposition or at least less frequently so). This is embarrassing