đŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Pictured: seething reethan Ralph in his natural habitat.
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Sam Losco said:
I just listened to the intro talk for today.

He said Faith got out of bed to let him sleep in it last night. Let that sink in.
"hahah probably she just didn't want to risk disturbing me"
Why Ralph? What would you have done? Pull a Lowtax?
He also said he's going to look at a new house to rent later today.
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All you need is a double bed. It's snug, but how on earth are you going to be able to pay for something better unless it's in a worse area? The lemons are going down. Unless there is some other source of income like the Vickers are sending money.

And as an aside, I wouldn't have dropped that info. To someone favorable to him, it would look like his gf is being nice and helping it out. To others, it makes it look like your pregnant gf, who theoretically if there are room in the bed issues she should be the one getting it due to her condition, has to suffer because of your alcoholism is too bad. I'm not sure how your pregnant gf having to sleep on the floor will get you lemons, unless it's out of pity.
 
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High Tea said:
I'm not sure how your pregnant gf having to sleep on the floor will get you lemons, unless it's out of pity.
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I would imagine your average, devoted Ralphacel with NEETbux to burn would find that to be an epic chad move of some sort. Worthy of compensation, even.

The message board that aylawg'd Fai Fai's acne-scarred assregions is showing more consideration for her than you are, Gunt.
 
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Jiz Oleman said:
I would imagine your average, devoted Ralphacel with NEETbux to burn would find that to be an epic chad move of some sort. Worthy of compensation, even.

The message board that aylawg'd Fai Fai's acne-scarred assregions is showing more consideration for her than you are, Gunt.
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If the average Ralphacel thinks having the mother of your child lying on the floor while you are in the bed in a drunken stupor is a chad move, then no wonder the white race is in trouble; if they don't see a problem with one of the 'saviors' doing that. It would be different if she wasn't pregnant.

I seem to have a difficult time not being optimistic on here. Others have noted in the past.
 
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High Tea said:
I'm not sure how your pregnant gf having to sleep on the floor will get you lemons, unless it's out of pity.
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High Tea said:
If the average Ralphacel thinks having the mother of your child lying on the floor while you are in the bed in a drunken stupor is a chad move, then no wonder the white race is in trouble; if they don't see a problem with one of the 'saviors' doing that. It would be different if she wasn't pregnant.
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Hey, we're talking about a southern gentleman here, not some barbarian! Faith was sleeping on the couch.
 
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High Tea said:
If the average Ralphacel thinks having the mother of your child lying on the floor while you are in the bed in a drunken stupor is a chad move, then no wonder the white race is in trouble; if they don't see a problem with one of the 'saviors' doing that. It would be different if she wasn't pregnant.

I seem to have a difficult time not being optimistic on here. Others have noted in the past.
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And really, relentless pessimism is dopey as fuck so that's a good thing.

When it comes to Ralph's non-ironic fanbase, I have no hope and assume they masturbate to rape porn, abuse dogs, litter, and steal from gas station cash register charity cans. Like the RV6 crew, without the class.
 
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If you ever get a chance, check out some of the discords that low tier e-celebs create for their loyal spergs. Even in rekieta's discord you have all types of degenerates and scum of the earth, I can only imagine what ungodly shit goes on in ralph's or andy's.

Question for the thread, what makes these bottom dwellers so attracted to internet famous people? Are they trying to farm clout from "big" names or just hoping to connect with people that will be their friend one superchat at a time?
 
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Killstream Damage Control Reeeeeecap 11/4/20 – The Aftermath
  • Listening to @Burger Fox ‘s snipe now (I was taking a nap because I was feeling gross). Good catch, fren. Semper fidelis to all are armed foxes.
  • Coming in to a subdued, hungover Ralph wishing Bibble luck & telling him to be safe. He sounds grave.
  • Ralph starts suddenly screaming that THEY’LL HAVE TO COME GET ME RIGHT HERE I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Who? Who is coming after you? The Deep State? Neocons? Jews? Antifa?
  • Ralph gets a little woozy after his Alex Jones impression.
  • Election interference. Okay, here’s what I said the other day in the Election Doomsday thread. (Disclaimer: I'm a lefty & I don’t like Trump or Biden. Nader Paul 2020.) The election is gonna be close, but Biden will barely squeak by with a win. But only because the powers that be will refuse to let Trump win. I don’t want to believe that people are committing massive election fraud, but I've voted in every election since I turned 18 & I have never seen the level of asshurt we all saw during the 2016 election, not even during the Bush/Gore recount fiasco of 2000. Then 2020 rolled around & not only further brought out the collective crazy in everyone, but amplified it. All bets are off for anyone behaving reasonably this election. We don’t even need Russian/Chinese/Iranian collusion. (Surprised that hasn’t come up yet.)
  • BUT TRUMP CAN STILL WIN! Yeah, I don’t think so, Ralph.
  • “He called me a Nazi or something.” Frank
Wuntz(?) on Twitter, who Ralph says hasn’t been relevant since 1996, says fuck polls.
  • Press S to spit all over the polling profession. I'm with you on that one, Ralph.
  • “All hope is not lost, Space Cowboy. This is a massive whitepill!” Is it, though?
  • Democrats like to do “that gay shit" like appointing Republicans to the Cabinet. I think that’s a pretty good idea so you're not isolating yourself in an echo chamber but okay I guess
  • Ding, Nick Monroe/Discount Hotwheels is here. With the way he was screeching about Trump last night, I hope he cries.
  • Ralph didn’t eat last night. He doesn’t remember much after 9 PM & nothing after 11 PM. You can just read my wonderful reeeeeecap, Ralph.
  • BEN SHAPIRO!!!
  • This absolutely needs to head to court, though.
  • Mail-in votes must be mailed or postmarked on or before election day. I got an email about mine being counted on the 2nd.
  • Laura Loomer got 39% of the vote. That’s pretty impressive. Good job, Wet Bread.
  • Ralph is really sick. Go eat some toast, man. Dry toast, not wet bread.
  • Gator & Discount Hotwheels pontificate while Ralph gets some water.
  • Entropy donations!
  • Bulgarian media sez TRUMP WON
  • “I don’t remember much of last night"
  • No hard feelings over Warski taking over.
  • Recounts in Wisconsin.
  • Discount Hotwheels doesn’t know what “gerrymandering” means. Dumbfuck.
  • This election IS a disaster.
  • Trump wants to make his own news network. Maybe they’ll have the Killstream on! 
Yeeeeeah. :roll:
  • Lots of weird, unexpected wins this election. Like the guy who died of COVID.
  • Let’s listen to this pundit. Gator’s Twitter made a cameo.
  • “What did [Trump & Biden] say last night? I don’t remember.” I don’t either. We didn’t see it because Gator WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING MINECRAFT TO FUCKING SHOW ANYTHING
  • Dark Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • Ralph was pressured into drinking. He was jealous of Adam Green’s beard.
  • LINDSAY GRAHAM!!!
  • Comparing voter registrations vs. population numbers
  • “[Ralph] might seem okay
” Yeah, no.
  • “Zoomer Girl" said he threw up for a solid hour after he ended it
  • “She’s carrying my child, I should trust her.” :\
  • God bless you, Discount Hotwheels. God bless you, Gator.
  • Faith left the bed to sleep on the couch since Ralph was so fucked up.
  • Ralph keeps rereading superchats
  • Current vote counts
  • Ralph gets a superchat saying he needs to marry Faith. Ralph is noncommittal. He was just married, he'll get around to it eventually.
  • Pepto Bismol go! Ralph is talking to a caller, not telling his nausea remedy to work faster.
  • TRUST NO ONE
  • Soros Count: 1
  • Soros Count: 2
  • Soros Count: 3
  • Gator thinks China released Corona-chan on purpose to interfere with the election, not because they’re incompetent dumbfucks who don’t know how to do anything & are just continuing the Maoist trend of killing off half their population. You know that sounds exactly like the “Russian collusion” argument everyone was screeching about last election, right?
  • Oop, that’s the end of the Burger Fox vid. On to Part 2.
  • Vote counters still suck
  • The election is still rigged
  • Media still seething
  • Gator still seething
  • KILLSTREAM IS GONNA KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
  • EVERYONE LOVES TRUMP
  • FUCK THE POPULAR VOTE, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT. YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
  • Ralph is going to look at a new house at 3 PM. Guess Faith is sick of living in the bathroom.
  • Fuck Q Anon
  • 8kun admin stepped down. Gator mentioned this last night.
  • Warski wrapped up the Pillstream, then streamed his regular show from 2 AM to 8 AM.
  • CALLERS!!!
  • Ralph’s paypigs are encouraging him to drink himself to death.
  • Couple trolls in the chat
  • 50/50 chance of Trump winning
  • Trump speaking at 3:30, Biden speaking at 4. More material for the Killstream tonight! (Except none of us are watching.)
  • IT’S NERRVERR ERRVERR
  • Trump wants to sue the state of Minnesota
  • NO BLACKPILLS! NOT ALLOWED!
  • Ralph needs to lie down
  • Caller you’re on the air. Actually no you’re not. You’re gonna be a troll. What was he gonna say Gator
  • A caller calls in to say he couldn’t follow Ralph’s stream so he watched Rekeita instead. Ralph gets defensive. Not sure if it’s a bit or not.
  • Ralph has to cough up an additional 2 grand to rent a plantation for Tampa. After he already rented the “compound"
  • Okay, it was a bit. Everything is cook between Ralph & the caller.
  • The “troll" Ralph kicked was from Ryan Dawson’s server.
  • How’s the hangover? Not so great.
  • Raging Humanist where are you
  • Raging Humanist said the show was based
  • Gamer Aesthetics does the graphics. He charges a reasonable rate.
  • Ralph didn’t want to get banned. I guess @2020Suicide was right in that DLive doesn’t care. As long as it’s not a nigger word.
  • Gator explains provisional ballots.
  • Ralph accidentally plays part of the BoJack theme while closing his hundreds of tabs.
  • NO BLACKPILLS, WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS
  • Ralph is hyped for Tampa. The video mercifully ends.
 
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