Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[TheSimpShow]

You know, as the day has gone I've wound up liking @Andrew Neiman more and joke accounts less. Please try to contribute.

I have an entire channel dedicated to making comedy videos for kiwis to enjoy, I'm trying to lighten the mood. The whole election is almost a complete 50/50 split now 270/268 is going to be the outcome when it's all said and done and we are going to see court cases abound.

There is that better you fucking sourpuss lol

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Trump can still run again 2024, be the second president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I wonder how all the Qanon retards are coping right now. Still trusting the plan?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Trump can still run again 2024, be the second president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

>thinking Whites will have the numbers to carry a dead political party
Oh dear...

 

[ravensboy]

My issue with the election is the waiting and the "waiting counts" and tons of data that isn't being reported.

2016 wasn't like this. Counts went in, were posted on time and accurately. What exactly is going on to prevent the same thing from taking place?

 

[HeyYou]

I do find it funny that all those hoteps were writing articles about thanking black people if Biden wins, when it's actually looking like white people will hand Biden his win.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

>thinking Whites will have the numbers to carry a dead political party
Oh dear...

Literally this. The republicans are going to have to reorient like the UK conservative party and become a husk; no more social policies at all, exact same socially liberal bollocks but with just a different financial coat of paint.

I mean, more than it already was.

 

[JaneThough]

Personally, I voted for Harvey Weinstein. If we're going to have a sexual predator in the White House, I'd prefer to know going in.

Also, Trump is a pedo.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I wonder how all the Qanon retards are coping right now. Still trusting the plan?

Qanon was made up by left-leaning subversives. You ever notice how leftist media wrote 20 articles a day about Qanon?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Could care less that Biden(kamala) becomes president, but I'm really hoping they were just using lockdowns as a way to beat trump and arent actually serious about locking the country back down. If we go back into lockdown we're just going to teeter over the edge straight into a depression.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

 

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Any democrats here who can provide an explanation other than fraud for this? I haven't heard anything from the democrat polititubers yet on it
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yeah like you don't actually have to be a 'democrat' to understand that in a contentious election, states that allow voter registration on the day will have disproportionately more people voting than were previously registered

Here is a list of states and territories where this is allowed, so that people with high double digit IQs and higher can disregard Charlie Kirk tier propaganda about 'election fraud':
Alaska, California, Colorado, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

For real 'election wonks', here's another tip: Places with lots of 'low information voters' and people of 'high time preference' will have particularly heightened concentrations of same day registrations.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Do you work? Like, do you have a job that it's either in a factory or IT? Because what you said is half a truth.

And what do you think said industry employs? More robots? No, man. People. Mechanics, engineers, designers, administrative personnel, HR, accountants, managers. That's literally a job creating industry to make a machine that replaces a farmer.


I've worked for IT in several companies for almost 10 years in different positions and taking on different roles. You can replace a lot of jobs with Kumars and Pajeets but not all of them. They are great at handling tickets, call centers and general ITIL stuff but they can't program for shit and every major deployment is not handled by them but with people with less "hive mind" and more out of the box thinking. If they were that good, they would be a technological and industral powerhouse instead of a superstitious, caste driven country full of designated shitting streets.

You can replace entire departments with software now. Salesforce is a program that literally automates customer management and corporate sales. That would have been thousands of jobs per major company, and tens to hundreds of jobs at every company with a head office. Now it's one program, which can be replicated instantly and perfectly with only a licensing fee. Bots and algorithms are doing to automation what the digital era did for music – disconnect it from physical restrictions like maintenance or upfront cost, and allow infinite duplication. Write a bot once and you can replicate it infinitely. That's fundamentally different than any automation that's come before.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

https://twitter.com/davidlitt/status/1324117440297639940

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I wonder how all the Qanon retards are coping right now. Still trusting the plan?

Are you enjoying this, Q!? Was this your destiny for me all along?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

As opposed to the nothing that Trump did to combat automation and the death of the middle class? yeah

Lol @ luddite.

We were never going to go backwards just so Harvey can have his menial job at the rubber dogshit factory back. For the simple reason that the cost of consumer goods rising because of it would take those same wages back out of his pocket.

This pickpocketing economic theory that ignores competitiveness and efficiency to benefit some small minority of politically connected workers is why manufacturing fucked off to begin with.

 

[DumbDude42]

But what's more totalitarian than literally disregarding the will of the people to install your own puppet president? I guess what you meant to say is "DPRK frens welcome!"

nothing about this is totalitarian, it's just regular political corruption

totalitarianism generally refers to the degree of state crackdowns and active measures by the state against political dissidents, and in these terms the US is one of the least, if not THE least, totalitarian state on the planet right now.

yes, in america social media companies are kind of censoring what people can post online. but compare that with europe, where people literally get arrested and jailed for posting wrongthink on boomerbook, and you realize that america really is a lot more free than even the rest of the so-called "free world"

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

The Harvest has come and it is bountiful.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I'm glad I had Doritos last night instead of popcorn for the election, because I'm getting all the salt I need right now.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

OwO
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So somehow Biden overtook Obama in votes as one of the most popular Presidents of all time, at the very height of Obamamania? A man who barely campaigned and made any TV appearances, sometimes for weeks? In his words "Come on Man..."