Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[DiabeticSP]

Her name is Kamala Harris, and she is your President for 4 more years.

She better hope Biden dies during term 2 then after covid clearing up fixes the economy.

Nobody is gonna vote for her if Biden drops dead next year. Not enough tome to do anything with Rs roadblocking her (to he fair probably retarded) ideas.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yeah there's alot of photos and videos of Biden acting creepy around kids but anonymous source says Orange Man Bad though! Check and mate.

There are plenty of good reasons to oppose Biden, but "He kissed his daughter on the head" and "He gave a woman a shoulder massage" are not among them.

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Fixed that for you.

Post fraud! Manipulation of posts is GAY

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Probably because they're not Trump worshipping lunatics desperately making up any fantasy they can think of to convince themselves Trump didn't just get bodied fair and square.

Pausing vote counting in the middle of the night and refusing to call a state until a week after the election is entirely abnormal. I know you've been programmed to simply think the opposite of what MAGA says, but you should try thinking for yourself.

 

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nothing about this is totalitarian, it's just regular political corruption

totalitarianism generally refers to the degree of state crackdowns and active measures by the state against political dissidents, and in these terms the US is one of the least, if not THE least, totalitarian state on the planet right now.

yes, in america social media companies are kind of censoring what people can post online. but compare that with europe, where people literally get arrested and jailed for posting wrongthink on boomerbook, and you realize that america really is a lot more free than even the rest of the so-called "free world"

Debatable.

Most European countries have laws against badthink, but many also have laws that protect workers from unjust dismissal, on grounds like 'being a hatey meaney person'. Unlike America. While America doesn't have such laws, people who have said badthink can simply be made unemployable, or prosecuted and sent to jail for decades if they do something that would not otherwise be illegal, like defending themselves from attack at a political rally, or taking a picture of themselves outside someone's house, or doxing antifa, while being a mean person targeted for badthink by Donald Trump's FBI.

 

[Barry Scott]

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

I think it will be funnier to watch a bunch of purple-haired freaks explode with angst than it will a bunch of fat racists who post Frog memes all day.

I dunno, I've been seeing the former so often I'm starting to OD on it. I almost forget what it was like growing up in the 2000's when the republicans were the lolcows. I wouldn't mind something new for dinner.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Isn't it weird how the TES gang is suddenly acting exactly like the TDS gang when their guy looks like he's gonna lose?

I'm honestly surprised and impressed at the restraint liberal kiwis are showing.

I figured this thread would be full of smug shitposting by HHH,Bunny Tracks,Mrs. Paul and others.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

To be fair we definitely should've had a system for counting these mail in ballots in place, everyone could see this was going to be a fucking mess months ahead of time. I'm all for state rights but when theres a federal election on the line I think states should be mandated to count by a certain time across the board.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Her name is Kamala Harris, and she is your President for 4 more years.

12 years. Joe will step down in 2 years and Kamala will get 3 terms.

 

[Violent Ken Apologist]

Could that not also just be them counting a big bundle of votes all at once?

Unless they separated the piles and left 100k lying about until after hours, no. I don't think it'd have been such an exact number either.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

What will the late night Jimmies joke about now? Are we finally free of "orange man bad" humor?

Honest to god if trump looses, i don't have to hear TDS shit anymore.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Girl, we have always been here, but we let yall have your little Trump hugbox in A&N. But now, we're here for the milk. Sweet, delicious milk.

I hear milk doesn't age well.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

If you're talking about people who are having a hard time coping, Pesos is exhibit A.

Yeah he's a good boy that needs his giggles.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Regarding Virginia: I found this morbidly amusing.

That has to be the dumbest and most non-sequitur of an assertion that I've ever heard:

I'll try to paraphrase the "logic" on that one:

"Registered sex offenders in Virginia are allowed to work in state-funded daycare centers, and this will lead to child sexual abuse"

"Mostly False - This process is only used for taking care of the children while their parents are at work, so it will not lead to child sexual abuse"

 

[A Logging Company]

Anyone else hoping things just get so fucked up they all just release the blackmail against each other?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

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People who live in a democracy and vote for political dynasties have to be the biggest group of retards.

Hopefully we can all agree on that much.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

I like how this thread swings back and forth yesterday Drumpf victory was certain and he is a God and Biden was trash. Today Biden victory is certain and he is a God and Trump is trash. I always assumed this place as rightleaning didn't know there were so many convinced progs on the farm

Hmm?...Most of us have been saying they're both trash.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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I figured Barron the Giant would get two terms since he will just eat anyone who opposed him during his second term election.
I'd vote for Barron the Giant

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

While it sucks that we won't have a clear answer tonight, I will say this: the country in terms of policies being enacted will just be in gridlock for possibly two years. It's all but certain a Biden win, but it's Pyrrhic victory for the democrats.