Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah except it's not an olympic race it's states counting mail-in ballots that heavily favoured Biden after they finished counting in-person ballots that heavily favoured Trump. There's not going to be an electoral fraud investigation because you're too stupid to understand the election unless it's reduced to a "TWO MEN RUN BUT ORANGE MAN RUN FASTER" analogy.

It's even funnier because the state Republicans in PA wouldn't let them count mail ballots early, so the late votes coming in for Biden are literally their own damn fault. They wanted it so that Trump could declare counting to end on the 3rd, which obviously didn't pan out for them. But the late votes coming in are only because of the PA state legislature

 

[Basil II]

this thread is proof we need a bait rating.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Not yet...

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So... anyone want to see the balkanization of the United States now?

Not gonna happen. We have too many shiny things and Funko Pops to trade to become balkanized.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

What do you suppose will happen in regards to China if Biden wins?

 

[ravensboy]

The left went with "not my president" for 4 years straight, so now its the conservatives turn.
Every republican has the right to act like a democrat

you do realize that the reason there's no wide scale protests like 4 years ago is because they'll actually arrest republicans and this will be used as an excuse to enact martial law.

Excuse me "Covid-19 Safety Measures"

 

[Blissed]

Well, it was a fun 4 years. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Rupin]

Honest question: If Biden actually does win, whats the chances of an economic stimulus bill passing?

is there a number lower than negative zero?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I am so bombed right now... no libtard level bombed but, bombed just the same. Biden is president now and it feels surreal, yet at the same time it matches the year 2020 was to a T. Get ready for more draconian COVID measures, a never ending flood of immigrants that will make Europe’s look like a trickle and pandering to certain groups of people at a level like you’ve never seen before.
On the plus side, weed is now legal in my state so I guess I’ll manage.

Okay, this level of over-reaction is exactly why TDS even became a thing. Maybe the libs in this thread have a point about BDS. It's a sign of how polarized our politics have become - the left got angry enough to burn down cities, kill people, and commit election fraud.

I fucking guarantee that if BDS becomes an actual thing, expect the right to do exactly the same things.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Where can I sign up to join the gun-taking death squads?

The same place they used to recruit rightwing death squads. They just switched out the signs, don't tell no one.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I’m actually pretty stupid when it comes to linking stuff, do you know how to screenshot things? I’d rather not have to post entire threads for people to sift through, and I know none of you do too.

If you're on Windows, you should have a Snip tool that lets you crop and screenshot.

 

[Penis]

Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened.

100% this. They can't un-conservative the Supreme Court. They can't just start bombing the middle east again without getting their asses voted out. Trump got a shit ton done in 4 years and Biden isn't going to be able to undo it all. Not even mentioning school choice, the American Conservation Act, the First Step Act, rejecting the TPP, and many other Trump policies.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

This thread is full of people grasping at any possible justification to not admit that Biden might actually win.

Yeah dude. I mentioned that. People questioning irregularities. That's not the same as literally shaking rn and facists America posting. BDS isn't a thing but what you want it to be after 4 years of hardcore TDS.

 

[Witthel]

What's the point? They all save as WEBM files and don't display properly.

Where's my noose? I don't understand why Null hates my dick.

I gotchu fam.

https://www.img2go.com/convert-to-jpg

 

[Basil II]

What do you suppose will happen in regards to China if Biden wins?

complete 180 on trade war, expect simping from biden and more jobs being sent.

 

[L. Duse]

Think the Dems will manage to leash the communists while Biden sells the country to China? Or will the chimping continue?

Some Dems saying they're unwilling to make peace:
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Some Republicans saying the same:
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You will be surprised.

Chinese netizens don't want to see Biden elected because that means a return to an Obama-style containment of China.

This certainly harms Chinese interest but in such a delicate manner that China hitting back hard is not warranted. Taiwan is a good example. Pre-Trump, the policy is to pay lip service to the One China principle while giving arms to Taiwan and treating it like a separate country. Now, the One China principle is all but forgotten and China can finally use that as an excuse to take Taiwan.

What they really, really want more than that of course is for a slim majority, doesn't matter which candidate, and for every Murican to chimpout.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The niggers won, what's the grand prize?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

If you're on Windows, you should have a Snip tool that lets you crop and screenshot.

Ok thank you.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Trump really fucked himself by discouraging mail-in ballots from his people. It's close enough for me to thinj it would have made a difference.

 

[Pink Gooze]

Well, Congratulations, President Harris!

 

[Sam Losco]

I can't wait for Biden's inauguration speech. 50% stories about his past in the good ole' days, 50% gibberish.