2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

[Salubrious]

You seem educated on all this. Any chance Trump can still win?

My soul has been broken, so I have no idea.

I know it's rainbows, but I was hoping a Trump win last night, especially with the increase in the minority vote, would at least maybe be a Step #1 into getting rid of all this Critical Race Theory/white guilt/anyone that opposes me is a white supremacist bullshit. Honestly, that ended even before the fuckery at 9 pm when everyone started calling the KKKubans white supremacists. That's when I realized that no matter what happened, there would never be even a hint of self-reflection.

Now honestly I care but don't care. I think even if Trump wins that CRT will be shoved down our throats eventually anyway. I see people saying that the flat-out don't care if the Democrats cheated because we got the Orange Man out. I have white relatives telling me with a straight face that not only is AOC NOT a communist, but that some socialism is good and throw it in my face that I've been unemployed for months because COVID and that my unemployment payments are part of socialism.

I could just be on a downswing and maybe in a couple months/years I'll be hopeful again, but 2020 has really crushed my spirit. It's bad enough when my relatives demand our rights be taken away because "Americans have never taken COVID seriously". Honestly that's been more backbreaking than President Leg-Spreader Kamala being supported by BLM despite being literally everything their fighting against.

The funniest part about 2020 has been that everyone is a white supremacist except actual white people at this point.

 

[AMHOLIO]

DHS made our ballots glow in the dark.... we are all glowies now...

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

You call yourselves Kiwis? You guys are being Reddit faggots right now.

This is how you're currently all acting:

And this is how you should be acting:

This ain't 2012, and this ain't 2008. The GEOTUS sure as fuck ain't some cuckservative globalist Mormon like Romney, and he ain't some two-faced neocon traitor like McCain. This is the guy who drove a wedge through the establishment and gave a big middle finger to the world when they thought his bid for presidency was a joke. This is an angry New Yorker who's been divorced multiple times, married a supermodel, survived the deadly coof, sleeps for 2 hours a day and lives off hamburgers and french fries. Do you honestly think any of these blue state victories are just going to make him sit back and concede like a little bitch? He already said he's not gonna concede, that he'll fight each state suspected of voter fraud.

If some mundane eco-friendly con artist like Al Gore can fucking fight the system in 2000, then a guy who's currently in the World Wrestling Entertainment hall of fame is going to fight tooth and nail, without or without the help of Jack and Zucc. This is the fucking current president of the greatest god damned country on earth. He has the power to look into this and figure out if any monkey shines have occurred on behalf of Sleepy Joe. He's still the president with real authority and political power, and he's not just an ordinary candidate like the previous two GOP fucknuts who lost.

Turn off that Ben Shapiro, and quit trusting pozzed news sources. It ain't over till it's over. NBC can call a Biden victory tonight, and we'll still go to the Supreme Court. He said "no malarkey", so let's put his money where his mouth is and see if Joe Hiden can legitimately win 200% of votes after deadlines in states with fewer registrants than votes.

 

[Eris!]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

Every election they throw the switch and keep an eye on the markers. The Department of Homeland Security keeps track of the specific isotope used to mark the ballots, and if any of them start to move unexpectedly or wind up stagnating in an area they are not supposed to be, the DHS sweeps in and rounds them up. That's why you never hear about boxes being found in someone's attic for the 2018 midterms in 2020, or why no matter what obscure fucking place they try and hide the things, they're always tracked down so quickly that half the time they catch the person in the act.

That isotope changes every election and I'm willing to bet solid money that most people have no idea this technology even exists. If the resulting lawsuits from this produce even one fraudulent ballot that doesn't possess the marker, there's going to be trouble. The overall point I'm trying to make is that someone sitting at home and cackling while they mass-produce ballots from their 1998 Inkjet printer isn't something that can happen. Well, it is, but they'd spend a very, very considerable amount of time talking to the DHS from behind a wall made of iron bars.

It's some legitimate future shit and it's actually really fucking cool, I thought people might get a kick out of knowing about it.

I have done mail in ballots for a decade and I have never fucking once lost my fucking ballot. It doesn't fucking happen.
There might be, maybe, like seven lost ballots per election.

 

[God of Nothing]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

Every election they throw the switch and keep an eye on the markers. The Department of Homeland Security keeps track of the specific isotope used to mark the ballots, and if any of them start to move unexpectedly or wind up stagnating in an area they are not supposed to be, the DHS sweeps in and rounds them up. That's why you never hear about boxes being found in someone's attic for the 2018 midterms in 2020, or why no matter what obscure fucking place they try and hide the things, they're always tracked down so quickly that half the time they catch the person in the act.

That isotope changes every election and I'm willing to bet solid money that most people have no idea this technology even exists. If the resulting lawsuits from this produce even one fraudulent ballot that doesn't possess the marker, there's going to be trouble. The overall point I'm trying to make is that someone sitting at home and cackling while they mass-produce ballots from their 1998 Inkjet printer isn't something that can happen. Well, it is, but they'd spend a very, very considerable amount of time talking to the DHS from behind a wall made of iron bars.

It's some legitimate future shit and it's actually really fucking cool, I thought people might get a kick out of knowing about it.

It is actually cool to hear and makes me feel more optimistic about the outcome of this clusterfuck.

you're a lovable murder machine

 

[tigergrinder]

You die of dysentery though

Ha ha, what is this, Oregon Tr-

Wait a cotton pickin' minute, I'm in Oregon. FUCK

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

SEEMS DODGY as NEVADA began counting last night (I'm EU) and now Biden just needs Nevada and he has got the 270!

hmmm..

 

[Ow The Edge]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

Every election they throw the switch and keep an eye on the markers. The Department of Homeland Security keeps track of the specific isotope used to mark the ballots, and if any of them start to move unexpectedly or wind up stagnating in an area they are not supposed to be, the DHS sweeps in and rounds them up. That's why you never hear about boxes being found in someone's attic for the 2018 midterms in 2020, or why no matter what obscure fucking place they try and hide the things, they're always tracked down so quickly that half the time they catch the person in the act.

That isotope changes every election and I'm willing to bet solid money that most people have no idea this technology even exists. If the resulting lawsuits from this produce even one fraudulent ballot that doesn't possess the marker, there's going to be trouble. The overall point I'm trying to make is that someone sitting at home and cackling while they mass-produce ballots from their 1998 Inkjet printer isn't something that can happen. Well, it is, but they'd spend a very, very considerable amount of time talking to the DHS from behind a wall made of iron bars.

It's some legitimate future shit and it's actually really fucking cool, I thought people might get a kick out of knowing about it.

My fear is that the DHS will take a look and purposefully avoid finding anything, because the alphabet soup agencies have been vigorously anti-Trump.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

The issue is getting the SCOTUS or any state to agree to a supervised recount. MSM legal experts say that trump has nothing to stand on really and while I know they are lying, I don't know how the supervised recount will get done when one lawsuit has already been rejected in PA.

 

[Driftwood]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

In my state, I can literally print a ballot from the internet. There is a QR code, but I assume that it does not matter if I am voting right or wrong according to the pollworker.

 

[It's HK-47]

DHS made our ballots glow in the dark.... we are all glowies now...

I'd also advise taking a moment to laugh hysterically about how we can do this Deus Ex shit to our paper ballots so we can track the fucking things from space and locate them in a field, in an unmarked bag within minutes of them being discarded, but apparently it's impossible to get voter ID. At a certain point you just have to lean back, take a deep breath and go:

B r u h.

 

[Puff]

Um, guys? What will there be to talk about if Trump loses?

 

[The Great Autismo]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

Every election they throw the switch and keep an eye on the markers. The Department of Homeland Security keeps track of the specific isotope used to mark the ballots, and if any of them start to move unexpectedly or wind up stagnating in an area they are not supposed to be, the DHS sweeps in and rounds them up. That's why you never hear about boxes being found in someone's attic for the 2018 midterms in 2020, or why no matter what obscure fucking place they try and hide the things, they're always tracked down so quickly that half the time they catch the person in the act.

That isotope changes every election and I'm willing to bet solid money that most people have no idea this technology even exists. If the resulting lawsuits from this produce even one fraudulent ballot that doesn't possess the marker, there's going to be trouble. The overall point I'm trying to make is that someone sitting at home and cackling while they mass-produce ballots from their 1998 Inkjet printer isn't something that can happen. Well, it is, but they'd spend a very, very considerable amount of time talking to the DHS from behind a wall made of iron bars.

It's some legitimate future shit and it's actually really fucking cool, I thought people might get a kick out of knowing about it.

So is it possible the DNC got a hold of real ballots to fake? I highly doubt this is a secret to them.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Um, guys? What will there be to talk about if Trump loses?

Chris Chan. Maybe.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Yeah, I don't know if I'm being a bit scatterbrained about it but I'm trying to impress on people that counterfeiting a ballot is not something that is done easily, in fact it's even harder to counterfeit than money. They can't just whip them up inside of their homes with their printer. Did no one think it was odd that the DHS always finds these things, and they do it so quickly that the ballots were probably discarded barely more than an hour or two ago? You never see stories where someone finds ballots weeks after the election or that have been sitting out so long that half of them are mush, they find them so quickly that the paper isn't even wrinkled, yet.

Every election they throw the switch and keep an eye on the markers. The Department of Homeland Security keeps track of the specific isotope used to mark the ballots, and if any of them start to move unexpectedly or wind up stagnating in an area they are not supposed to be, the DHS sweeps in and rounds them up. That's why you never hear about boxes being found in someone's attic for the 2018 midterms in 2020, or why no matter what obscure fucking place they try and hide the things, they're always tracked down so quickly that half the time they catch the person in the act.

That isotope changes every election and I'm willing to bet solid money that most people have no idea this technology even exists. If the resulting lawsuits from this produce even one fraudulent ballot that doesn't possess the marker, there's going to be trouble. The overall point I'm trying to make is that someone sitting at home and cackling while they mass-produce ballots from their 1998 Inkjet printer isn't something that can happen. Well, it is, but they'd spend a very, very considerable amount of time talking to the DHS from behind a wall made of iron bars.

It's some legitimate future shit and it's actually really fucking cool, I thought people might get a kick out of knowing about it.

Well, I certainly did get a kick out of it. Got any further reading on the subject you could direct us to?

 

[X Prime]

I'd also advise taking a moment to laugh hysterically about how we can do this Deus Ex shit to our paper ballots so we can track the fucking things from space and locate them in a field, in an unmarked bag within minutes of them being discarded, but apparently it's impossible to get voter ID. At a certain point you just have to lean back, take a deep breath and go:

B r u h.

One benefits the Democrats by increasing the odds of their laziest members of society voting, one doesn't. It really does just boil down to that.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Spoiler

You call yourselves Kiwis? You guys are being Reddit faggots right now.

This is how you're currently all acting:

And this is how you should be acting:

This ain't 2012, and this ain't 2008. The GEOTUS sure as fuck ain't some cuckservative globalist Mormon like Romney, and he ain't some two-faced neocon traitor like McCain. This is the guy who drove a wedge through the establishment and gave a big middle finger to the world when they thought his bid for presidency was a joke. This is an angry New Yorker who's been divorced multiple times, married a supermodel, survived the deadly coof, sleeps for 2 hours a day and lives off hamburgers and french fries. Do you honestly think any of these blue state victories are just going to make him sit back and concede like a little bitch? He already said he's not gonna concede, that he'll fight each state suspected of voter fraud.

If some mundane eco-friendly con artist like Al Gore can fucking fight the system in 2000, then a guy who's currently in the World Wrestling Entertainment hall of fame is going to fight tooth and nail, without or without the help of Jack and Zucc. This is the fucking current president of the greatest god damned country on earth. He has the power to look into this and figure out if any monkey shines have occurred on behalf of Sleepy Joe. He's still the president with real authority and political power, and he's not just an ordinary candidate like the previous two GOP fucknuts who lost.

Turn off that Ben Shapiro, and quit trusting pozzed news sources. It ain't over till it's over. NBC can call a Biden victory tonight, and we'll still go to the Supreme Court. He said "no malarkey", so let's put his money where his mouth is and see if Joe Hiden can legitimately win 200% of votes after deadlines in states with fewer registrants than votes.

Shut up and kiss me, you beautiful bastard.
I feel 1000 times more revitalized with that speech, holy heck.

 

[It's HK-47]

Um, guys? What will there be to talk about if Trump loses?

Well, Trump absolutely smashing the White House, drawing faces on Obama's portrait, and taking a shit on the Resolute Desk would be pretty funny, so we'd at least have something to talk about until the inauguration.

 

[The Big O]

Um, guys? What will there be to talk about if Trump loses?

Soy rations, pods bigger by a square foot or two, the newest flavor of bug, our I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!-given mandate to exterminate all the whiteys, yanno... the usual.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

yes!

My favorite part of this thread is you screaming into the ether on every page with near zero engagement.