Donald Trump was sitting in the back of the presidential escort. It was a beautiful hot summer day in Dallas. Everything was good. Suddenly, out through the window, he saw a person giving him the bird. Filled with utter shock and disbelief that someone would dare do something so brave, he suffered a stroke and passed away. Mike Pence, who under normal circumstances would take the role of POTUS in a situation like this, immediately resigned with his last words being this: "Today I have witnessed an unbelievable act of bravery no man has ever attempted before. Knowing that this kind of determination still exists in the world, I can do nothing else but step down from my position of power and support nobody else but Joe Biden, one of the smartest and most qualified people to take this position of power that I myself cannot." And with that, Joe Biden was inaugurated. His inauguration speech consisted of only three words: "So long dotard!" Cheers erupted from the crowd and from viewers all over the world. It was a truly amazing event. Within the first week of his presidency, the USA became the most prosperous and advanced socialist country the world has ever seen.