Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

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The brave men and women of the donald are on the case to stop this massive voter fraud. They are ready to stand by and become True Patriots (tm) at a moment's notice should the democrats try to rig the election. They are ready to fondle their AR-15's and take to the internet, fighting the good fight.

Letting women vote was a mistake:
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Fuck ballets! Bunch of pink tutu wearing libtards:
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Date rape the vote:
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I'm not crying you're crying:
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The Deep State rigged this election
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The most watched conservative news outlet is part of the deep state:
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Daddy Trump will make them pay:
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Those experts who spent their lives studying game theory and statistics have betrayed Daddy Trump:
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The only course of action is Civil War:
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We will hang them all and Make America Great Again:
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They haven't paid attention to the last four months years, did they? It's like they want to be a TES stereotype.
 
Hmmm...

Trump: Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some go-, I have played some golf.

Matthew: Golf.

Trump: Yeah.

Matthew: What the hell is that?

Trump: I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play golf.

Matthew: You have to stand up to play golf! Oh, wow! That's… why don't you… that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real sport? I think the real president could play a real sport.


Yeah, kinda.

For a second I thought that was a real Trump interview...
 
Hmmm...

Trump: Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some go-, I have played some golf.

Matthew: Golf.

Trump: Yeah.

Matthew: What the hell is that?

Trump: I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play golf.

Matthew: You have to stand up to play golf! Oh, wow! That's… why don't you… that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real sport? I think the real president could play a real sport.


Yeah, kinda.
"I want everything about my taxes... OFF! THE! INNERNET! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!"
 
Don't worry fam, Jesus will take care of this shit pronto

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Do your Anal beads rosaries for Trump!

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Daddy Trump losing is making one brave nonreligious MAGApede so desparate that he converts to Christianity to help the cause

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My mom came into my room to bring me a ballot of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from what happened to Donald today. I feel like I'm going to explode. This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this. This is so fucked.

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I won my bet!

Haha, just kidding. My bet was, "Whichever side loses the election will immediately cry foul and demand a recount/investigation, and whichever side wins will be absolutely insufferable for 4 years". No one took me up on it because it was a sure thing :(
 
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