Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[IAmNotAlpharius]

it's gonna be pretty based either way. If trump loses we get to farm copium from magapedes for the next year, but if biden loses then we get to watch a live playback of all the gloatposters suddenly returning to seething and frothing at the mouth as they normally do.

It’d be funny if either loses because of a faithless elector lol.

 

[draculapenis]

His advisors have done him such a disservice. I don't like him but I genuinely believe he'd be doing much better without them whispering in his ear and just telling him what he wants to hear. He showed genuinely good political instincts in 2016.

By all accounts he fired people who wouldn't suck his dick hard enough, so he did it to himself. Had both chambers of Congress bent over a barrel and his landmark bill was fucking tax cuts - nothing to ingratiate himself with middle America.

 

[Str8Bustah]

His advisors have done him such a disservice. I don't like him but I genuinely believe he'd be doing much better without them whispering in his ear and just telling him what he wants to hear. He showed genuinely good political instincts in 2016.

when you become a part of the system, so too does the system become a part of you.

It’d be funny if either loses because of a faithless elector lol.

yeah that would be equally based

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

it's gonna be pretty based either way. If trump loses we get to farm copium from magapedes for the next year, but if biden loses then we get to watch a live playback of all the gloatposters suddenly returning to seething and frothing at the mouth as they normally do.

"Its all over..."
"WERE LOSING OUR RIGHTS"
"GAS LIBERALS"

To be honest, if prop 16 in Cali gets into law all the magas need to move to california then make a white ethnocity. Then liberals cant get mad because a blue state voted for legal discrimination. SAD!

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Different states. Different election rules.

How are people not understanding this?

A lot of people have never actually payed attention to the process before and have no fucking clue how it works. That's why you have people whining about Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania still counting votes and trying to find it suspicious. While the same people have taken no notice that Alaska only has 58% of it's vote in and hasn't been called for Trump yet. Let alone find anything suspicious about California only having their count at 74%, New York's count only at 81%, and Mississippi's count is at 78%. It's why in general no fucks are given that most other states are at 97-99% vote count. They're simply too dumb to notice anything beyond the few states where the races are too close to call without actually counting everything and as such are the ones whose counting process is getting media attention. Going the next step or two beyond that to understand the different processes for counting and the limitations, and the differences between laws in states is likely more than they're capable of doing.

 

[Male Idiot]

Well if I lost after this much blatant cheating I would be mad too. But he did loose.

 

[DumbDude42]

Leftists hate Liberals as much as righties and I don’t understand why right wingers continue to use “liberal” to describe everybody left of center.

cause in the cold war era leftists in america basically co-opted the term "liberal" as a name for themselves, mostly to avoid being called "socialist" which was at the time strongly associated with the USSR

well the cold war ended, but the naming convention stuck, so even to this day americans say "liberal" when they mean "socialist"

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This is purely setting the table for months of legal fuckery.

And chimping. People will not stop chimping until things are settled and they'll probably keep going even after that.

 

[trent]

He's straight up saying that the election is being fixed. This is fucking wild.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

it's gonna be pretty based either way. If trump loses we get to farm copium from magapedes for the next year, but if biden loses then we get to watch a live playback of all the gloatposters suddenly returning to seething and frothing at the mouth as they normally do.

I think that's why this thread has such a calming effect. I've been nothing but content and relaxed and everyone I talk to are shaking and panicing. People on the left, people on the right, centrists who are normally disinterested and don't even vote. They're all typing shit like,

"Omg I need to remember to do my meditations"
"I have xannex for a reason, I wonder how many other people picked it up before it started?"
"They're stealing the election, we knew this was going to happen!"

I've just been here getting weird conflicting information and Ben Garrison asshole drawings.

 

[Male Idiot]

And chimping. People will not stop chimping until things are settled and they'll probably keep going even after that.

There will be chimping after the settling too.

If Biden wins, q-anons will go full paranoid. If Trump wins.... well, the usual orange cheeto Hitler.

 

[Penis]

History, for worse, is being made as we speak. Never has a sitting U.S. President lost an election and called the results fraudulent.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I'm sure he hasn't slept much during the past few days.

He should have slept during working hours, no ballot counting happens then. Bad decision.

 

[Maskull]

AAUGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

 

[Childe]

He's straight up saying that the election is being fixed. This is fucking wild.

Of course he is. This is what he does. He plants seeds of distrust against anyone who isn't on his side.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Man, Donny REALLY doesn't like Detroit.

 

[Marissa Moira]

History, for worse, is being made as we speak. Never has a sitting U.S. President lost an election and called the results fraudulent.

Confederacy refused to accept Lincoln and made their own president.

 

[AmarettoPie]

A lot of people have never actually payed attention to the process before and have no fucking clue how it works. That's why you have people whining about Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania still counting votes and trying to find it suspicious. While the same people have taken no notice that Alaska only have 58% of it's vote in and hasn't been called for Trump yet. Let alone find anything suspicious about California only having their count at 74%, New York's count only at 81%, and Mississippi's count is at 78%. It's why in general no fucks are given that most other states are at 97-99% vote count. They're simply too dumb to notice anything beyond the few states where the races are too close to call without actually counting everything and as such are the ones whose counting process is getting media attention. Going the next step or to beyond that to understand the different processes for counting and the limitations, and the differences between laws in states is likely more than they're capable of doing.

And this is why we really, REALLY need to be teaching this stuff in schools.

Or, y'know...update and standardize our FUCKING VOTING SYSTEM.

 

[Bongocat]

It’d be funny if either loses because of a faithless elector lol.

Faithless electors are more common than you might think, but near 100% chance they would switch from Trump->Biden.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

Listening to him and seeing the stuff with Biden, it's all just super depressing.

No matter which one of them wins, it's a sign America is just doing awful and just needs to be reworked.