2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

[CrippleThreat]

Dear glowniggers, everything I post is parody

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

Good effort, I'll try a little lower.

Spoiler: Glowing Autism

The intervals of time within 4AM on November 4th, 2020, a day that will live in infamy, to the present date: The seeds of a coup have been planted and it is our duty to salt the earth before their rotten blossoms arise. By all means this must done no matter what. No matter the pain or bloodshed, we shall hang from rafters all enemies of the state and reclaim or former glory! The traitors will not rule over us! They will not sell us out!

Slight schizo, but will the Green New Deal be the snapping point? Without any burgers and meat to make good food, the only thing stopping people from being driven for change is the copious amounts of sex being shoved into the masses' heads.

 

[Curious Addie]

US election result update

Spoiler: Okay, so who go be di next president?

We neva sabi, dem neva count enuf votes yet for either candidate to officially become di winner.
Di two candidates don also tok:
Joe Biden say: "We sabi say dis go take long, but who know maybe e go reach tomorrow morning, maybe even even longer!"
"But we feel good about wia we dey. we believe say we dey on track to win dis election," he add am.

• US election result live as e dey fall in
• See when di 2020 US election results go comot

Donald Trump tok for White House: "See ehn we go win dis election," E also claim say for di election "mago-mago" don happun.
And e get plans to go to di Supreme Court to fight election results.
In reality, because of di time e dey take to count di thousands of remaining legitimate postal votes wey pipo cast during dis pandemic election, e fit take days to confam di result.
And if legal challenges dey to di results, e fit take weeks.
Na why tins get as dem be.

Expo dey on who go win?
To become president, you no really need win di popular vote. Instead, one candidate suppose win di majority for system call di electoral college, wia each state get a certain number of votes or "electors" base on dia population.
So if you win dat state, you win im votes. E get 538 of dis eletoral state votes for total - di pesin wey reach 270 go become president.
But, e get a few key battleground states wey dia voters go decide di election.
So far,dis be di latest:

• Di race still dey very close for some crucial competitive states
• For some of those tight races, officials neva even begin count postal votes, and those ones fit change evritin.

Story of di results in one line?​

Donald Trump dey do beta pass wetin pipo expect and Joe Biden don fail to win those battleground states wey count dia votes quickly, wey mean say e get as tins go be as we wait for di remaining key states.

 

[Gehenna]

That would be the one that... how many networks cut him off on, claiming he broke the law or lied or something?

They really really don't want him being allowed to speak.


Random thought: The reason the counts are taking so long is to minimize the amount of time Trump has to contest / fight them, and to allow them to destroy evidence. 150,000 ballots for Biden? Dunno where they ended up. Must have been shredded. Oh well, can't do the recount, so the vote stands.

Not how this would work. There is a hard deadline the results have to be in for, and destroying the ballots means the inevitable recount would shift hard.

 

[The Great Autismo]

Unlikely, the people who don't have faith in the government will die off over time and their replacements have unerring faith in the authority of mainstream opinion. If you ever get into an argument with these types of people, you can predict everything they'll say if you happen to know whatever the mainstream opinion currently is.

Yeah, but those people are delusional. If you have arguments with those people long enough, you can tell they aren't all... there. Not batshit crazy or anything (in public), but they're just really dependent on a nanny for oversight.

That works great for elections, but having a country full of that? Of overly emotional people who hate real work and have an estranged relationship with reality? These guys can't even solve a basic argument at work or school without crying for an authority figure to put the meanie in time out.

We're all thinking that this is just going to be the new normal if Biden wins, where all of these NPC (sorry for dead meme, but it's just so accurate) types run everything under the establishment's thumb, but I don't think that could really work long term. You can tell by a short conversation or dive into the average life of one that these people are, in a word, useless. They may be great for harvesting ballots, but you can't maintain a superpower with a workforce who thinks being on time to work is white supremacy.

 

[NJBear]

Well I went off site for a few hours, anything new happen or is it the same screeching it's been for awhile?

Well, Trump screamed that the DNC is controlled by the Archons. Harris shape shifted into a Reptile live on TV. Gov. Elect Randell Flagg of Nevada announced Nev. has succeeded from the Union and will nuke Mecca at 12 mid EST.

 

[GuntPunt]

Oh ok well that sounds-

negro wut

List is archived here somewhere. There were over 14000 centennial voters that voted by mail ballot in Detroit. I doubt there is that many centennials in the state of Michigan, let alone just Detroit. You can cross reference the list with the Detroit online check to see that they all voted.

 

[D_Tractor]

This time it's different. There's overwhelming evidence of election fraud and the ruling president is the most popular the Republican party ever had in years, if not generations. Young Republicans will aim to become the next Trump in the way their predecessors aimed at becoming the new Reagan or even Teddy Roosevelt.
The GOP cannot commit political suicide over this, especially now that Arizona, Georgia and FUCKING TEXAS are literally a few years away from flipping, maybe forever.

There was overwhelming evidence of election fraud in 16 and 18 and nobody important went to prison or got executed for treason for it. Kill or get killed.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It's amazing how fucked 2020 was compared to 2016. Every ounce of hilarity and tenacity has been replaced with the utmost drama and terror worldwide. I took the day off work to watch a meltdown and get some nostalgia and I end up observing the drama of the lifetime and I couldn't be happier. You couldn't write a better political intrigue or morality tale than this. There's nothing House of Cards ever matched in terms of tension, nothing which shits on Aaron Sorkin's idealism more and nothing which could ever match the sheer depravity and banality of the people involved and the best part is they could have avoided all of this with some bare honesty.
They could have taken the loss. All they had to do was concede and regroup. They could figure out their identity take care of their power struggles and take the long approach. They have a whole generation of overeducated morons to build congressmen. They could puppet Kamala Harris until you could delude yourself into thinking you could look at her without shivers and primal disdain. Go underground, reinvent, retool and refinance for a new party with new institutional knowledge and they'd get their party back on track but they couldn't for the same reason they prolapsed back in 2016: because they're greedy and old. Rather than plant a tree and work to gather underlings with promise, they cut them down every time to maintain power so their lower ranks are hollow. Instead of acknowledging defeat and putting a stamp on the future, they scorched the earth and went guerilla and now that they had a golden opportunity to change themselves and reinvent, the old and decrepit have resorted to sending out braindead peons to publicly undermine the very sanctity of their power.
Remember, even if biden wins, they lost more than us and right now they just put themselves in front of a shotgun barrel. Let's keep America Great.

They should have just taken the L and groomed AOC or some other popular Congress member to run for president in 2024. It would be way more popular than Biden and they wouldn’t have entirely lost trust in the American people. This would have been a winning strategy for them, but Orange Man bad, I guess. They should know incumbents are much harder to win against. This isn’t the Carter/Regan outcome they were hoping for.

 

[iRON-mAn]

That would be the one that... how many networks cut him off on, claiming he broke the law or lied or something?

They really really don't want him being allowed to speak.


Random thought: The reason the counts are taking so long is to minimize the amount of time Trump has to contest / fight them, and to allow them to destroy evidence. 150,000 ballots for Biden? Dunno where they ended up. Must have been shredded. Oh well, can't do the recount, so the vote stands.

Wouldn't they just do the recount and end up with Biden -150,000?

 

[Hot Dog]

If you really believe your voice doesn’t matter, stop talking.

Maybe buy some apocalypse supplies instead.

Like I said, I'm not a doomer or gloomer. If fair elections are in play, I'll participate. They need to prove it first. I'm not trying to be mean or nasty about this. If you think your vote counts then good on you. I'm skeptical at best. But I won't stop talking, because that's what they want.

 

[TheOtherOne]

Well I went off site for a few hours, anything new happen or is it the same screeching it's been for awhile?

same stuff for the most part I believe, until something major comes up like Trump's court cases it's probably going to continue.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Good effort, I'll try a little lower.

Spoiler: Glowing Autism

The intervals of time within 4AM on November 4th, 2020, day that will live in infamy, to the present date. The seeds of a coup have been planted and it is our duty to salt the earth before their rotten blossoms arise. By all means this must done no matter what. No matter the pain or bloodshed, we shall hang from rafters all enemies of the state and reclaim or former glory! The traitors will not rule over us! They will not sell us out!

Slight schizo, but will the Green New Deal be the snapping point? Without any burgers and meat to make good food, the only thing stopping people from being driven for change is the copious amounts of sex being shoved into the masses' heads.

It's a good poem, it's just poisoned by association with Tarrant. I really don't want a fucking war, but I haven't gotten anything else I wanted this year, either.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Wouldn't they just do the recount and end up with Biden -150,000?

"But that's not fair you're literally disinfranchising disabled trans black grandmas, you LITERAL FASCIST. So the vote STANDS. *smug smug smug.*"

 

[HumanHive]

Wouldn't they just do the recount and end up with Biden -150,000?

During the recount, ballots would be under greater scrutiny.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Americans have been slowly losing confidence in the government for some time now this blatant election fraud it's probably gone for good. Add the China flu, Antifa, BLM and power mad governors/mayors imposing lock downs on their constituents who were forced into poverty/bankruptcy and now you have a populace ready to explode.

Americans aren't beaten down third-worlders, they can't silently seethe and plan to escape to a rich, stable country friendly to immigrants because America was that country. And unlike third-worlders, Americans are an entitled bunch when it comes to Constitutionally protected rights. Combine that with the highest gun ownership in the world you have an unpredictable, raging and armed population itching for payback for every slight at the DMV, every tax penalty assessed, all the mounting debt incurred by simply living/trying to provide and every screaming trust fund dangerhair and their pet negroes threatening to lynch them for smply being white.

This may be the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back. All because our politicians and their families are addicted to payola from China.

Sometimes I am impressed how tolerant people (middle class/centrist or whatever you want to call them) can be. There are times that the public are getting so dicked around by insane shit its amazing that they don't go coo-coo bananas right back. Then there are other times I wonder if they would still stand around doing jack all saying "I don't want to be seen as the bad guy" while being run over by a someone on a acme brand steamroller.

 

[Gehenna]

During the recount, ballots would be under greater scrutiny.

Honestly, I'd suspect the first round of recounts to not do muuuuch. Unless these were made without even basic authenticity at a glance. The second, where they do a more thorough confirmation, might snag em.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not talking about the RHINOs. I'm talking about the right. Whether that means another populist rises up to lead the GOP or it comes as an independent movement.

But yeah, I mentioned on a post a few days ago that I'm not getting myself involved for a party that will stab me in the back. Want me to fight for you? Then fight with me. Other than that, I'm off to be a 20 year old boomer and play some Skyrim.

You really think the establishment will allow another populist through the cracks. The GOP is more likely to take cues from the DNC as to how to field a malleable candidate.

 

[deeplyhigh]

Honestly I don't get any sense of happiness from any of lefty acquaintances atm. It's almost like they're aware something smells. Still getting the good ole' "Blumpf is a sore loser trying to stop recounts" though.

They can see the artificiality of Biden's lead, especially after panicking that Trump had that the man beat before 4AM.

It is more that they are realizing there are over 70 million blue blooded Americans who freely voted for Orange Man Fascist. 70 million people who rejected their bullshit narrative about being a racist, sexist, homophobe if you supported him. Including unprecedented numbers of Latinos and blacks. Jimmy Kimmel cried about it.

 

[iRON-mAn]

"But that's not fair you're literally disinfranchising disabled trans black grandmas, you LITERAL FASCIST. So the vote STANDS. *smug smug smug.*"

Hold on til I ask ACB how she feels about Trans rights.

 

[LeChampion1992]

It's a good poem, it's just poisoned by association with Tarrant. I really don't want a fucking war, but I haven't gotten anything else I wanted this year, either.

Right wing michah Xavier johnson's and christopher dorners when?