These last four years have been such an unexpected gift, I felt guilty hoping for four more. This election playing out as a dragged out, court contested razor edged shitshow feels like the perfect way for it to end, if it is going to end with a D win, especially with Trump getting more votes than 2008 Obama.
Well, almost perfect. If I was writing the script, it'd be Dems winning with 270, and a single faithless elector giving their vote to Trump. But not just any elector. Hillary Clinton herself in the ultimate betrayal, cackling "If I can't beat him, nobody can!" before running off into the woods to evade the lynch mobs.