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Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread
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Declared honorary whites by Hitler himself when he fled there after the war.
All becomes gunt
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Hot Take: Biden will pardon Josh and keep Kiwi Farms because of Josh's love for shota.
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Anyone who thought otherwise is a fucking retard.
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Trump has always been a lolcow.
If I had the skills I would do the whole meme about it too.
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Does this mean the Walmart can go back to being open 24 hours again?
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Sounds like it's all over but the crying. Trump is going to lose PA and AZ. Biden doesn't even need Georgia or Nevada. The memes today have been great hopefully they keep coming.
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I could had sworn that null made it clear he didnt really want politics in the lolcow board during the state of the board thread
Either way im going to ask, because if its allowed it could be fun making a thread on some of the south american lolcow politicians
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I don’t think the SCOTUS will do anything.
But who the fuck is the “SCOTUSblog” and why do they think they have any say in what the court does and doesn’t do?
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Something like this happening hadn't even crossed my mind (the supreme court voting to keep Trump president)
But the tweet is phrased like a joke from a cartoon, like its setup for a jump cut to the court doing the vote and Trump staying president.
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Maybe the people slapping dumb and autistic stickers on everyone in this thread were right after all...
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Citation needed. You know that laptop was deboonked right? That's not Hunter in those photos, unless you have a source to say otherwise? Note that any source that confirms those photos from that laptop are of Hunter also confirms the texts and emails from that laptop saying he wasn't allowed near the Biden kids for being sexually inappropriate with them.
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Trump people need to chill out. He got four years he wasn't supposed to get. The landscape is altered and his ideas and those of his supporters will not be swept away.
The system still works well and your voices will be heard. The President isn't all-powerful and can't make sweeping changes, the system isn't designed for that. Which is what Trump supporters have been saying for years in the man's defense. So worry less about Biden and focus on your local politics a bit.
One of the worst things that the media have done is to turn all local issues into a national referendum. It has made everything impossible to manage.
The system still works well and your voices will be heard. The President isn't all-powerful and can't make sweeping changes, the system isn't designed for that. Which is what Trump supporters have been saying for years in the man's defense. So worry less about Biden and focus on your local politics a bit.
One of the worst things that the media have done is to turn all local issues into a national referendum. It has made everything impossible to manage.
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Argentina is whiter than America
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They'll be confused as why police brutality is still happening in the glorious Biden era of peace and happiness. It will be Trumps fault obviously. But they can avenge the death of their comrade and stick it to Trump by stealing from their local community. It always works
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What we need to do is eliminate sovereign immunity so if a politician fails and costs the taxpayer money we get to sue the politician directly.
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I didn't want to do homework so you fucks are getting this regardless, my motivation petered out halfway though so I stopped.
No.
No, this, couldn't be true. They'll change any second, yes?
Trump checked the polls one more time and the official ballot counts. But the readings stayed the same.
Biden was to take the presidency from his hands.
No... no, this wasn't his fault. It was that dreaded media he did nothing to fix! That horrid voter fraud he did nothing to stop. Nothing was his fault, this, this wasn't his fault. Yes... yes the courts will be the one to fix this. No one fucks with the president like this, especially a man like him, whose done fuck all! This will end up in the courts, and they'll favor him in the end.
"Your time as President is up, Mr. Trump," A familiar voice said behind him. And who does Trump see when he turns around, but Joe, mother fucking Biden. No man such as Trump could be reasoned with when rage overtakes him. Seeing the man who stole his empire beneath his feet? Well, originally planning to call for a lawyer, he chucked the phone right at that disgusting fuck. Shoo, out of his sight this instant!
What he didn't intend, was for the phone to make contact with Biden's head, knocking him onto the ground.
Someone as frail as that hag getting hit in the head? Shit! He'll be charged with manslaughter! Rummaging through, his drawers, he needed to find alternate ways to contact the secret service- and quick!
"You never were good at managing anger, were you, Mr. Trump?"
And who does Trump see once more when he looks up,
but Joe,
mother fucking Biden.
Were Trump less deranged, less a lolcow, perhaps he may have picked up on the fact Biden entered the room without a sound, a clue something was clearly wrong. What an idiot!
"D, DEMOCRAT WITCHCRAFT!!!" Trump hollered in fear. Could anyone hear him? Likely no. Was there anything? Again, likely no. If there was, I, the author, would not let him have it, because he's a jackass that thinks getting rid of an entire bill is the solution to getting his feelings hurt.
"Democrats?" Biden chuckled. "This is fuckery beyond any democrats power." And slowly, he began walking towards Trump.
Biden pulled out a taser from the realm of temporal convenience. What the fu- A swift movement, unbecoming of Biden's age whipped the taser and shot Trump directly in the body, as he flopped onto the floor.
He looked upwards, and only now saw that Biden was only in his boxers. To be fair, he wasn't gay, and didn't think he was gay, no no no he's not gay, all he thinks about is molesting little girls. Does that not make him an ungayest? Biden then removed Trumps pants and boxers, as he proceeded to straddle him. Oh no! Now Biden knows how shriveled and pathetic his little penis is.
"Mr. Trump, ballots boxes aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight." Biden said sexily, or at least as sexily as a decrepit corpse could manage. Trump looked downward in horror. But where he expected a penis, there was... a gasoline hose? Biden chuckled.
"Now now Mr. Trump," He cooed. "You shouldn't be so confused. You should be well aware at how old I am. Remember the day my cock turned to dust upon contact with the atmosphere? The media was all over that."
Far too many things clicked into place. How that occurred before the Obama presidency.
"You... YOU were the DOMESTIC TERRORIST who caused 9/11?!" Trump cried out.
"Can you blame me? The sheer size of my penis simply toppled the twin towers on that day. But we all make mistakes, don't we?"
The hose plugged itself into Trumps anus, fuck, he's not gay! It doesn't feel juicy. "Now, I'll pour all the oil of the USA into your anus, and start another war. For the citizens of the USA!"
The day afterwards he was found dead, and it was definitely a suicide, just like the rest of his homies.
No, this, couldn't be true. They'll change any second, yes?
Trump checked the polls one more time and the official ballot counts. But the readings stayed the same.
Biden was to take the presidency from his hands.
No... no, this wasn't his fault. It was that dreaded media he did nothing to fix! That horrid voter fraud he did nothing to stop. Nothing was his fault, this, this wasn't his fault. Yes... yes the courts will be the one to fix this. No one fucks with the president like this, especially a man like him, whose done fuck all! This will end up in the courts, and they'll favor him in the end.
"Your time as President is up, Mr. Trump," A familiar voice said behind him. And who does Trump see when he turns around, but Joe, mother fucking Biden. No man such as Trump could be reasoned with when rage overtakes him. Seeing the man who stole his empire beneath his feet? Well, originally planning to call for a lawyer, he chucked the phone right at that disgusting fuck. Shoo, out of his sight this instant!
What he didn't intend, was for the phone to make contact with Biden's head, knocking him onto the ground.
Someone as frail as that hag getting hit in the head? Shit! He'll be charged with manslaughter! Rummaging through, his drawers, he needed to find alternate ways to contact the secret service- and quick!
"You never were good at managing anger, were you, Mr. Trump?"
And who does Trump see once more when he looks up,
but Joe,
mother fucking Biden.
Were Trump less deranged, less a lolcow, perhaps he may have picked up on the fact Biden entered the room without a sound, a clue something was clearly wrong. What an idiot!
"D, DEMOCRAT WITCHCRAFT!!!" Trump hollered in fear. Could anyone hear him? Likely no. Was there anything? Again, likely no. If there was, I, the author, would not let him have it, because he's a jackass that thinks getting rid of an entire bill is the solution to getting his feelings hurt.
"Democrats?" Biden chuckled. "This is fuckery beyond any democrats power." And slowly, he began walking towards Trump.
Biden pulled out a taser from the realm of temporal convenience. What the fu- A swift movement, unbecoming of Biden's age whipped the taser and shot Trump directly in the body, as he flopped onto the floor.
He looked upwards, and only now saw that Biden was only in his boxers. To be fair, he wasn't gay, and didn't think he was gay, no no no he's not gay, all he thinks about is molesting little girls. Does that not make him an ungayest? Biden then removed Trumps pants and boxers, as he proceeded to straddle him. Oh no! Now Biden knows how shriveled and pathetic his little penis is.
"Mr. Trump, ballots boxes aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight." Biden said sexily, or at least as sexily as a decrepit corpse could manage. Trump looked downward in horror. But where he expected a penis, there was... a gasoline hose? Biden chuckled.
"Now now Mr. Trump," He cooed. "You shouldn't be so confused. You should be well aware at how old I am. Remember the day my cock turned to dust upon contact with the atmosphere? The media was all over that."
Far too many things clicked into place. How that occurred before the Obama presidency.
"You... YOU were the DOMESTIC TERRORIST who caused 9/11?!" Trump cried out.
"Can you blame me? The sheer size of my penis simply toppled the twin towers on that day. But we all make mistakes, don't we?"
The hose plugged itself into Trumps anus, fuck, he's not gay! It doesn't feel juicy. "Now, I'll pour all the oil of the USA into your anus, and start another war. For the citizens of the USA!"
The day afterwards he was found dead, and it was definitely a suicide, just like the rest of his homies.
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Trump people have as much right to jump up and down and shit their pants crying as the hilary people got.
There are valid legal measures for recounts and investigating fraud, which are being pursued.
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They declined to do an expediated hearing, which is what the Republicans wanted. The didn't throw it out, however. What they did was the legal equivalent of 'come back later, we ain't rushing shit.'
According to the US Constitution, state legislations are the ones who decide rules for elections. PA court didn't rule something unconstitutional, they just rewrote the whole thing because of a natural disaster. You think republican judges aren't going to be giddy to rule against the Democrats under the guise of muh originalism?
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