Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%
  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%
  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%

  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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If they're a lolcow ofc you can.
I could had sworn that null made it clear he didnt really want politics in the lolcow board during the state of the board thread
Either way im going to ask, because if its allowed it could be fun making a thread on some of the south american lolcow politicians
 
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Hunter Biden [is] a total chad who tours the world while having sex with tons of women with his gigantic cock
Citation needed. You know that laptop was deboonked right? That's not Hunter in those photos, unless you have a source to say otherwise? Note that any source that confirms those photos from that laptop are of Hunter also confirms the texts and emails from that laptop saying he wasn't allowed near the Biden kids for being sexually inappropriate with them.
 
Trump people need to chill out. He got four years he wasn't supposed to get. The landscape is altered and his ideas and those of his supporters will not be swept away.

The system still works well and your voices will be heard. The President isn't all-powerful and can't make sweeping changes, the system isn't designed for that. Which is what Trump supporters have been saying for years in the man's defense. So worry less about Biden and focus on your local politics a bit.

One of the worst things that the media have done is to turn all local issues into a national referendum. It has made everything impossible to manage.
 
Indeed. Suppose that Biden is the new president and some black guy gets killed because he thought it was cool to attack the police with a gun in his hand; Do you think MSM will give it the
same coverage as when Trump was president?
I don't think so. Imo BLM has to crawl back under its stone the moment Biden becomes president.
We'll see.
They'll be confused as why police brutality is still happening in the glorious Biden era of peace and happiness. It will be Trumps fault obviously. But they can avenge the death of their comrade and stick it to Trump by stealing from their local community. It always works
 
There is already soft desertion. My state eliminated Qualified Immunity for cops. They give zero fucks now and just hide out waiting for their pension to kick in. They ain’t going to risk their homes and personal finances in a lawsuit over Shaniqa claiming you put the cuffs on to tight. And why bother even arresting her? With bail reform and the prisons being emptied she will be on the streets before the end of your shift.
What we need to do is eliminate sovereign immunity so if a politician fails and costs the taxpayer money we get to sue the politician directly.
 
If Biden flips Georgia and it stays I will write a wonderful/terrible fanfic about Biden fucking Trump in the office. And you can hold me to this.
I didn't want to do homework so you fucks are getting this regardless, my motivation petered out halfway though so I stopped.
No.
No, this, couldn't be true. They'll change any second, yes?
Trump checked the polls one more time and the official ballot counts. But the readings stayed the same.
Biden was to take the presidency from his hands.
No... no, this wasn't his fault. It was that dreaded media he did nothing to fix! That horrid voter fraud he did nothing to stop. Nothing was his fault, this, this wasn't his fault. Yes... yes the courts will be the one to fix this. No one fucks with the president like this, especially a man like him, whose done fuck all! This will end up in the courts, and they'll favor him in the end.

"Your time as President is up, Mr. Trump," A familiar voice said behind him. And who does Trump see when he turns around, but Joe, mother fucking Biden. No man such as Trump could be reasoned with when rage overtakes him. Seeing the man who stole his empire beneath his feet? Well, originally planning to call for a lawyer, he chucked the phone right at that disgusting fuck. Shoo, out of his sight this instant!

What he didn't intend, was for the phone to make contact with Biden's head, knocking him onto the ground.
Someone as frail as that hag getting hit in the head? Shit! He'll be charged with manslaughter! Rummaging through, his drawers, he needed to find alternate ways to contact the secret service- and quick!

"You never were good at managing anger, were you, Mr. Trump?"
And who does Trump see once more when he looks up,
but Joe,
mother fucking Biden.

Were Trump less deranged, less a lolcow, perhaps he may have picked up on the fact Biden entered the room without a sound, a clue something was clearly wrong. What an idiot!
"D, DEMOCRAT WITCHCRAFT!!!" Trump hollered in fear. Could anyone hear him? Likely no. Was there anything? Again, likely no. If there was, I, the author, would not let him have it, because he's a jackass that thinks getting rid of an entire bill is the solution to getting his feelings hurt.
"Democrats?" Biden chuckled. "This is fuckery beyond any democrats power." And slowly, he began walking towards Trump.

Biden pulled out a taser from the realm of temporal convenience. What the fu- A swift movement, unbecoming of Biden's age whipped the taser and shot Trump directly in the body, as he flopped onto the floor.

He looked upwards, and only now saw that Biden was only in his boxers. To be fair, he wasn't gay, and didn't think he was gay, no no no he's not gay, all he thinks about is molesting little girls. Does that not make him an ungayest? Biden then removed Trumps pants and boxers, as he proceeded to straddle him. Oh no! Now Biden knows how shriveled and pathetic his little penis is.

"Mr. Trump, ballots boxes aren't the only thing getting stuffed tonight." Biden said sexily, or at least as sexily as a decrepit corpse could manage. Trump looked downward in horror. But where he expected a penis, there was... a gasoline hose? Biden chuckled.
"Now now Mr. Trump," He cooed. "You shouldn't be so confused. You should be well aware at how old I am. Remember the day my cock turned to dust upon contact with the atmosphere? The media was all over that."
Far too many things clicked into place. How that occurred before the Obama presidency.
"You... YOU were the DOMESTIC TERRORIST who caused 9/11?!" Trump cried out.
"Can you blame me? The sheer size of my penis simply toppled the twin towers on that day. But we all make mistakes, don't we?"

The hose plugged itself into Trumps anus, fuck, he's not gay! It doesn't feel juicy. "Now, I'll pour all the oil of the USA into your anus, and start another war. For the citizens of the USA!"
The day afterwards he was found dead, and it was definitely a suicide, just like the rest of his homies.
 
The PA ballot-extension thing crawling on to the 6th probably will draw some more legal attention, but yeah - that already got thrown back by the SCOTUS in 4-4, and it seems wishful if not wholly delusional thinking to believe it will be re-litigated identically, just now with ACB on the bench.
They declined to do an expediated hearing, which is what the Republicans wanted. The didn't throw it out, however. What they did was the legal equivalent of 'come back later, we ain't rushing shit.'

According to the US Constitution, state legislations are the ones who decide rules for elections. PA court didn't rule something unconstitutional, they just rewrote the whole thing because of a natural disaster. You think republican judges aren't going to be giddy to rule against the Democrats under the guise of muh originalism?
 
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