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[The Last Stand]

2 months ago I had a dream where Trump won about 60% of popular vote and nearly 75% of Electoral College and various American and European celebrities literally threw massive tantrums and fits of autistic rage over this.
One of them was a man who exactly looked like Colbert (I didn't know anything about Colbert up until now) who cried an entire river in the studio, proclaimed "Democracy is dead and you killed it" and then shot himself on live TV.

I had a dream where I was in a joyride with Joan Crawford and Norma Shearer in '40 era Hollywood in a '35 Buick. Enjoying the lights, the glamour, the food.

Keep on dreaming.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It won't nearly rival TDS hilarity, I'll miss that, but cruel as it is I'm vaguely hoping Biden will provide us with some quality entertainment because his synapses are turning to oatmeal. I'm barely even salty even though I'm pretty sure the Democrats are a bunch of rotten cheating bastards because I've followed this thread long enough that I was kind of resigned to it at least since the push for mail-in voting started. If it's BDS to think that, fine, but kind of weaksauce compared to the "lidurally shaking because Drumpf is gonna murder all the gays and browns THE SKY IS FALLING OMFG WORSE THAN HITLER ungh god I have PTSD" this thread has been documenting. It's Biden Disillusionment Syndrome if anything. And that thread would be boring as shit.

There will be no entertainment with Biden because he is just a puppet. Meaningless to make fun of some old demented fuck who will be covered up by late night television hosts like the Obama days.

It will be boring to be honest as Trump mocked him superhard and still he is allegedly getting more votes than King Nigger.

 

[Flexo]

I'm compiling receipts for tomorrow morning.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/11/02/henry-olsen-2020-president-congress-election-predictions/

Democrats need not fear. This, my sixth published biennial election prediction essay, is perhaps my easiest: Former vice president Joe Biden will win comfortably unless we experience the greatest polling failure in modern history. Democrats will also gain control of the Senate and expand their majority in the House. While not the landslide that some hope for, Democrats will simultaneously control the presidency and both houses of Congress for only the third time since Ronald Reagan’s election in 1980.​

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EDIT: got the archive. https://archive.md/u1Ii1

Ah... there's the red pills I've been looking for...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/11/04/henry-olsen-polling-industry-failure/

Opinion | Henry Olsen: The polling industry can’t sweep its failure u…

archived 4 Nov 2020 20:29:41 UTC

archive.is

The polling error, however, cannot be swept under the rug. As Inside Elections’ Nathan Gonzales wrote, partisan pollsters were wrong, too. House races that were supposed to be close or leaning to the Democrats, such as in Texas’s 21st and 23rd congressional districts, ended up being comfortable wins for the Republicans. Others that were supposed to tilt in Democrats’ favor, such as South Carolina’s first, ended up being Republican wins. Every level of the industry, except perhaps the outliers at the Trafalgar Group, has to ask itself what went wrong.​

 

[Private Pyle]

https://www.deviantart.com/scythemantis/journal/But-seriously-why-isn-t-it-a-landslide-860387397

You see, this is the kind of thing that pisses me off about democrats. They can’t be happy that their candidate is going to win. They can’t be happy that Trump’ll be thrown out in that event. No, they still gotta find things to get pissed off about. These are seriously the most cynical people I’ve seen and yet they act surprised when no one wants to hear their bullshit.

The worst part is that this is the creator of the “Awful Hospital” comic. It seems like I can never find any genuinely good piece of media where the creator isn’t a deranged politics whore.

Good to see Bogleech hasn’t let up in being an insufferable faggot and inserting himself into drama and politics.
Pretty sure he has a thread around here somewhere.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

https://www.deviantart.com/scythemantis/journal/But-seriously-why-isn-t-it-a-landslide-860387397

You see, this is the kind of thing that pisses me off about democrats. They can’t be happy that their candidate is going to win. They can’t be happy that Trump’ll be thrown out in that event. No, they still gotta find things to get pissed off about. These are seriously the most cynical people I’ve seen and yet they act surprised when no one wants to hear their bullshit.

The worst part is that this is the creator of the “Awful Hospital” comic. It seems like I can never find any genuinely good piece of media where the creator isn’t a deranged politics whore.

So at this point it's pretty obvious the average screeching Twitter user's TDS will just divert into even more America Derangement Syndrome, too many people still voted the wrong way after all. Will the media feed it or will they actually try to plaster over the now transparent facade of 1st term Obama normalcy that Biden's been selling?

 

[Camouflaged]

Good to see Bogleech hasn’t let up in being an insufferable faggot and inserting himself into drama and politics.
Pretty sure he has a thread around here somewhere.

Aw, really? I’m a big fan of morbid art and genuinely like his works, and never really kept up with his social media (which was probably the smart thing to do). Sad to see that he’s gone the Vivienne Medrano and Brendan Blaber route and turned full-blown SJW and lolcow.

I think the most painful part about these four years to me was losing the respect I had for people I otherwise would’ve been a fan of had this presidency not resulted in them showing their true colors.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

https://www.deviantart.com/scythemantis/journal/But-seriously-why-isn-t-it-a-landslide-860387397

You see, this is the kind of thing that pisses me off about democrats. They can’t be happy that their candidate is going to win. They can’t be happy that Trump’ll be thrown out in that event. No, they still gotta find things to get pissed off about. These are seriously the most cynical people I’ve seen and yet they act surprised when no one wants to hear their bullshit.

They mostly all loved Trump up until they were told to hate him. Their 2 minutes hate will be seamlessly redirected and their rage will continue unabated. That Trump meme that read 'its not me they are after, its you' is closest to the truth: they were told to hate him because of the people he emboldened, because of what he claimed to stand for - all things that have long been verboten! With him out of the way the anti-white, anti-western, anti-family pogroms that have been building to a fever pitch over this last decade are going to roar forward with even greater vigor. Their steal of this election has netted them a mandate; the establishment has given the nod.

 

[Josterman]

Incoming TDS from Majid

 

[verissimus]

Another "celebrity" meltdown : https://www.theblaze.com/news/celebrities-react-election-trump-voters-

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1324727914810789888 (https://archive.vn/Q1ET5)

 

[Dante Alighieri]

These people are so pathetic.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I will re-quote myself from the Election 2020 Happening thread:

Off topic but I said this in chat:

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel need to start getting worried about their jobs in late night “comedy”. If Biden wins, they will not last long.

 

[Amused_To_Death]

If this thread and the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread taught me anything, it's that Americans on the internet (in particular those who use twitter) are fucking crazy.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1324727914810789888 (https://archive.vn/Q1ET5)

How sad is your life that you spent 4 years going "Someone's going to notice. They have to, it's so obvious and brave. Oh here comes someone they're definitely going to ask about the ties...ok well maybe the next person."

 

[verissimus]

These people are so pathetic.

Jeeze, I'll admit I had a headache a day or two ago probably because I was so angry at all these reports of fraud and so forth, but damn me if I'm going to consciously choose to change my attire just because some jackass was elected to office.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Good to see Bogleech hasn’t let up in being an insufferable faggot and inserting himself into drama and politics.
Pretty sure he has a thread around here somewhere.

Bogleech have a thread indeed. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-wojcik-bogleech-scythemantis.13103/

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I will re-quote myself from the Election 2020 Happening thread:

I'm sure they'll be fine being President Harris's court jesters. Not nearly as lucrative as TDS was and they'll have to work a lot harder than under Obama but they'll get by.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

TDS aside, I'm still waiting for the inevitable SCOTUS case this election is headed towards. Neither candidate will concede, and I'm thinking Trump has a strong case with the mounting evidence of fraud coming from the Democrat side every day.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

https://twitter.com/wmfawn/status/1324720041082920960?s=21

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...is that a frog? Have the Battletoads started pulling lifeguard duty in lieu of fighting interstellar wars?

 

[Josterman]

Off topic but I said this in chat:

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel need to start getting worried about their jobs in late night “comedy”. If Biden wins, they will not last long.

It’s going to be a media massacre
More TDS from Majid
They are crying for not the reasons you are experiencing