Artcow The Fox Familiar and Friends!

[Meowthkip]

So I'm reading the comments on MegL's fanfic while also trying to read TFF's TL;DR profile and it cracks me up that in TFF's profile she's acting like the people making fun of her have no life whatsoever (according to her).

Lady, you keep leaving multiple massive rants in the reviews of god damn Transformers fanfics and stalking their authors around the internet.

Pretty sure making a couple of posts on the Farms (or even running the Tumblr) takes less time than obsessively hatereading fanfics just so you can write massive reviews to hurt some kid's feelings, or writing an eleventy billion word self-fellating smug as balls FF.net profile.

What I'm trying to say is that I'm not sure how she can act like she has the moral high ground here.


.. Oh. That explains it. Lack of self awareness is a bitch, isn't?

Has TFF found the thread on her, then?

Bueno.

 

[Jacquetta]

Has TFF found the thread on her, then?

Oh shit, sorry! I didn't mean to give that impression.

I was referring to her saying

Spoiler: What on god's green earth is going on with this woman's metaphors

or, you may be here because of the many tumblrs about me, started by dim-witted, disgusting, and disrespectful fangirls whose tongues waggle more ways than a biker can travel through Thailand's highways.

... I mean, I bet she has found this thread because she seems like the kind of asshole with an ego so big she has to google herself regularly, but she hasn't cried about it in her profile.

Well, not as far as I can tell. To be honest, I skimmed over a lot and after I got to the part where she called a fucking 14 year old a pedophile I stopped entirely.

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh shit, sorry! I didn't mean to give that impression.

I was referring to her saying

Spoiler: What on god's green earth is going on with this woman's metaphors

or, you may be here because of the many tumblrs about me, started by dim-witted, disgusting, and disrespectful fangirls whose tongues waggle more ways than a biker can travel through Thailand's highways.

... I mean, I bet she has found this thread because she seems like the kind of asshole with an ego so big she has to google herself regularly, but she hasn't cried about it in her profile.

Well, not as far as I can tell. To be honest, I skimmed over a lot and after I got to the part where she called a fucking 14 year old a pedophile I stopped entirely.

I am totally known for my tongue waggle. Bitch, you jelly.

Also, if that's the kind of metaphor she thinks is clever, I think I know why people didn't like her fanfic very much.

 

[littlebiscuits]

gems from The Fox Familiar:

This should be called ‘The Fault in Our Transformers’. Except without a chick that needs a mining drill to the face, EVERYONE needs a mining drill to the face.

Hazel from The Fault in Our Stars is based off a real teenage cancer patient who was acquainted with the author, John Green. And FF just insinuated that she needed a drill to the face. And that's just such a weird thing to do, because she just brought up that reference completely unprovoked, like she just HAD to make a joke about a dead child, right then and there.


And- the joke's not even funny because A, it was brought up without context, and B, she has to explain it because IT HAS NO CONTEXT.

Talk about bad taste.

 

[r2mich2]

WOW, checking out those reviews I think that's the most text I've ever seen from TFF. (Aside from her goliath-sized profile of course). I don't know if she's evolved over the years but she used to not even make it through most fics from my understanding. Back when I got flamed some 5-6 years ago she just posted one large review and baited the authors into responding. Then she word-vomited at them in private messages until they blocked. Has she changed tactics or something? For 8 whole reviews and to read such a large portion of the fic, damn. I mean here she might be trying to make a point by going line for line and then writing her final review but honestly, this shows a change over time (at least from my point of view).

She looks like she's also trying to make it more outwardly noticed by anyone in the reviews. Characteristically speaking, back in the day she'd leave one review and that would be that. She'd think that was enough per say, but nowadays she's making it flashier and more visual? I guess she's trying to sink the fic entirely because before, a singular review could easily be taken care of and she'd make more of an attack on the author in PM. But I guess now the people have grown to care less so she has to spread her feathers like a damn peacock and get flashy. This way the authors are more inclined to respond. :/

Dunno, but on a side note, I sadly have nothing from the olden days when she hit me up. I've got nothing on my old account and sadly any Skype conversations I had sharing the tidbits are long gone. Hopefully more stuff like this surfaces though.

 

[MegL759]

I would like to add some more information:

"Dangerous hunts"? Is she becoming a parody of herself? That's like a white knight literally keeping a tally by his computer of all the maidens he doth saved. She's not self-aware enough to realize just how abysmally autistic it is to be so self-important about being the fanfiction police, but at least others can apreciate it.

About "hunts", here what she replied me in the PM she sent me three days ago. The sentence between the "" are mine (she quoted it from the PM I had sent her).

"You look full of hate, intolerance, and have an over-sized ego" - Yeah, so what? What are YOU going to do about it? Arrogance is a great thing. We who have it know something you undersized, quivering little rabbits don't. In fact you're one of the first tasty morsels I've encountered in a while. It feels so good to skewer rabbits once in a while, don't you think?

For 8 whole reviews and to read such a large portion of the fic, damn. I mean here she might be trying to make a point by going line for line and then writing her final review but honestly, this shows a change over time (at least from my point of view).

Here what she replied in the same PM when I pointed out this fact. The quote between the "" is supposed to be my original sentence, but she rephrased it.

"I am surprised that someone who hates so intensely a story takes a long time to read a message...you have lots of time to kill, haven't you?" - Ah, that argument. For starters: if I only read one chapter, you'd complain that I didn't read enough of it. So, I went and read the entire thing, pointed out your mistakes, and effectively tore your POS story down. As a matter of fact, it took me less time in my busy day than it did in your...how many years? Seven? Two? Writing the work. It must be such a dreary, dreary job to waste two years on a worthless bit of story that you couldn't be bothered to read.

Did she read the entire story? I got through the 8 reviews, and I am not entirely sure of that. Some events that she relates to are coming from her imagination.

There is a point I don't understand. It looks as if she flames authors to sink their story and have them stop writing. But the last time I updated this story, it was in... April 2010! Almost 5 years ago. And in 5 years, I have never shown any intention to continue the story...

I hope this can help.

 

[r2mich2]

There is a point I don't understand. It looks as if she flames authors to sink their story and have them stop writing. But the last time I updated this story, it was in... April 2010! Almost 5 years ago. And in 5 years, I have never shown any intention to continue the story...

I hope this can help.

Honestly, she could just be going after popular fics at this point. Fanfiction.net is a sinking ship and has been for years now. Other sites have long since adopted the authors and she's probably running out of material. In reality, the site is a sunk ship. The only reason I still post there or visit is because some fandoms I write in have a larger base on FF.net rather than AO3.

On a side note, I'm going to embark on a little bit of a quest here soon involving TFF's reviews and a specific fanfic she reviewed back in December for Transformers. I'm actually someone who regularly reads Transformers fanfiction and she added one of my favorite authors to the Dangerous Hunts list. I went through the reviews on all her stories to find where TFF laid the bomb. 15 whole reviews on one fanfic. It's not a particularly long fic so I'm going through the effort of reading it with her reviews on hand to compare. That way I'll watch for any patterns and whatnot. Maybe try and see through the eyes of the fox, lol. It looks like the 15 reviews are matched to the 15 chapters so she had to have read the entire fic for this. The reviews can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/r/5247330/

 

[DeliriousMantra]

I can understand that somebody saying nasty things about something you worked hard on can feel like a punch in the gut, but The Fox Familiar is just a huge bitch who's petty and buttrumbled that her fics weren't praised or some bullshit like that. You just keep writing your gay robots fuckin'. I'm sure for the kind of people who like that sort of thing, it's great.

Thanks for the sentiment, you couldn't be more right. Which is also why I've started writing again. At least now I'm prepared. When you've had her come after you, I bet you've pretty much had the worst anyone could ever say to you on the interwebs. If that bitch comes swinging at me again I hope she knows everything she types will be in vain and that in the end, all she will achieve, is wasting her own time.

 

[Meowthkip]

Thanks for the sentiment, you couldn't be more right. Which is also why I've started writing again. At least now I'm prepared. When you've had her come after you, I bet you've pretty much had the worst anyone could ever say to you on the interwebs. If that bitch comes swinging at me again I hope she knows everything she types will be in vain and that in the end, all she will achieve, is wasting her own time.

I've had people say worse shit about me. TFF has never read anything I've wrote and probably won't because it's not on fanfiction.net.

I'd break out the popcorn and beer if she ever did though.

 

[DeliriousMantra]

I've had people say worse shit about me. TFF has never read anything I've wrote and probably won't because it's not on fanfiction.net.

I'd break out the popcorn and beer if she ever did though.

Ha, you know, I get a strong feeling from your reply that I haven't seen shit really of the nasty things people say online or anywhere else. When you say you have seen worse I definitely believe you. What I take from it is that I should toughen my skin in general.

I'm just a little confused, you mention on an earlier page that TFF has a link to your blog on her site. Why though? If she has never read anything you have written. Maybe I missed something.

 

[Meowthkip]

Ha, you know, I get a strong feeling from your reply that I haven't seen shit really of the nasty things people say online or anywhere else. When you say you have seen worse I definitely believe you. What I take from it is that I should toughen my skin in general.

I'm just a little confused, you mention on an earlier page that TFF has a link to your blog on her site. Why though? If she has never read anything you have written. Maybe I missed something.

She has a link to my blog because I reblogged a post from somebody complaining about her and had the gall to call her a loser. Despite the fact that I was not the OP, TFF fixated on me in particular enough to post at the tippy-top of her page.

Also, getting a thick skin on the internet is something I highly recommend, because people will not stop being assholes because you yell at them to stop. They'll stop if they can't get a reaction out of you worth getting.

 

[DeliriousMantra]

She has a link to my blog because I reblogged a post from somebody complaining about her and had the gall to call her a loser. Despite the fact that I was not the OP, TFF fixated on me in particular enough to post at the tippy-top of her page.

Also, getting a thick skin on the internet is something I highly recommend, because people will not stop being assholes because you yell at them to stop. They'll stop if they can't get a reaction out of you worth getting.

Ahh I see. A little interesting though, funny perhaps, when she herself, when bashing other people, could just as well be saying "yeah, just take it bitch, have my dick in your mouth, you have no right to complain, if you do I'll just laugh at you," but when someone as you say, has the gall to say something about her... yeah.

And yes, that is very true sadly. I take your words to heart. I guess that's one thing I learned from this. I have to toughen up. Getting there, little by little.

 

[Meowthkip]

If you'll pardon the necro-bumping, but The Fox Familiar seems to have reared her ugly head again.

 

[Coldgrip]

What is with so many special snowflakes and foxes? They're not human-like and they often carry diseases. Hell, most of them look like god tried to make a cross between a weasel and a dog but just gave up midway through.

I will say though they do make lovely fur coats.

 

[littlebiscuits]

If you'll pardon the necro-bumping, but The Fox Familiar seems to have reared her ugly head again.

I've seen that! Foxy's been hanging out at AO3 lately because that's where all the sexy buttsex fanfics end up (girl reads a LOT of buttsex stories for someone who "disapproves " of homosexuality) lately. But since AO3 actually has mods, most of her comments get removed, so cap em' while you can!

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

So Foxy's at it again huh? This is gonna be interesting.

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh, but she mad, tho.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Oh, but she mad, tho.

Yep, Foxy is definitely pissed off like the homophobic cunt she is!

 

[Too Many Crooks]

This is one entertaining thread. Excellent!

...And I remember this looney! About 2 years ago, I caught one of her reviews in a short Dishonored fanfic (it was only lightly implied yaoi, who the hell cares).

I checked her profile, and got a migraine after 5 minutes of reading. Who spews over 40,000 words whining about crappy yaoi fanfics?

How can someone be so utterly frothing-at-the-mouth over the subject?? It's hilarious.

But it gets twisted when she wishes rape on various people, or calls for genocide of all yaoi writers, homosexuals, & trans people. ...Jesus.

I think that TFF compared herself to Anders Behring Breivik at one point on her profile, too. That's pretty telling of her moral character.

Was that vile bitch banned from Stormfront hangouts or something?

She really seems to hate women writers, and women in general. What a fucking psycho.

And for someone who claims to LOATHE yaoi and everyone who writes/reads it, TFF sure likes to shitpick every detail

Hey, you're the one who ran that Tumblr blog, @Meowthkip ? Good show!

 

[Cosmos]

And for someone who claims to LOATHE yaoi and everyone who writes/reads it, TFF sure likes to shitpick every detail

"Yaoi/gay fics are fucking disgusting and abominable, and anyone who reads or writes them is a messed-up freak who should be eliminated from the gene pool!"

*spends loads of time searching for gay fics to bash*
*spends even more time reading them*
*takes the time and the effort to write 2,000+ word reviews on why the fics are bad*

Call me crazy, but when I don't like something, I usually try my hardest to avoid it.