Plagued Biden Derangement Syndrome - Blue man bad, KF, /pol/, Twitter and Reddit sperged over the 46th president


Arm Pit Cream: Orange Man Bad, Senile Pedophile good, Supports endless bombing of Sand Niggers, Hated by most people on this website, Simps for Biden because old pedophile man dick is his best shot at getting laid (Aside from passionate hatesex with thatonelurker).

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Hey @Arm Pit Cream, there's already a thread going here big guy, just a little bit late :crocodile:
😝 (Forgive me, that was too perfect to pass up!)
 
Forced meme. What made TDS really lulzy was that it knew no boundaries: people the world over liked to a-log Trump because he was loud, made funny faces, said outrageous things on twitter, had been a talk show host and so on. By comparison, Biden is as boring and milquetoast as it gets. Nobody here overseas cares about him, and nobody in the USA would either if he wasn't the guy who ran against Trump. There's already the TES thread for people mad about someone opposing their orange idol, so why this?
 
You can't hate Joe Biden, because it's obvious that Joe Biden isn't even Joe Biden.

That's not Joe Biden tweeting that.

Those aren't Joe Biden's words that Joe Biden is saying- at least not the intelligible ones.

Those aren't Joe Biden's policies that Joe Biden is proposing.

Joe is a skin suit being wrangled by political hacks.

You can hate Donald Trump, because he's actually and genuinely Donald Trump. Joe is nothing but smoke and mirrors.

Hate the puppet masters, not the puppet.
 
No one can know if BDS is actually going to be a thing until they meet up with family for a holiday and find out they have a relative who brings up Biden every 15 minutes unprompted and ruins the entire family's time by not being able to talk about anything else. A few people yelling about the election on twitter is not that level of insanity yet. Give it some time.
 
Angry Canadian starts bouncing and squeaking because people mildly criticise his favourite candidate: the thread.

Ok, now the funniest thing that could possibly happen is for Trump to win at the last minuet and Null to release the messages of @Arm Pit Cream begging him to delete this thread. Now I have to go hit F5 on the Take that off the god damned internet thread.
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Here's some free BDS for you (it comes at the end just wait for it):
Biden is clearly senile. He often slips up, scrambles his words and loses his train of thought. He can't develop an idea into a coherent thought wjth a beginning, middle and end.

One of the ways Joe slips up is by saying what comes to mind while he's formulating a thought. If he's saying something and gets distracted by, say, a flashy red Porsche, he'll stutter something about a car or about the color red. He parrots when his programming is interrupted.

Now let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, following the previously established logic (something Biden can't do) he were speaking aboht a controversial issue. This controversial issue is about someone who said the dreaded nigger-word. Hypothetically.

Now, imagine Biden, up on his little podium, dozens of cameras trained on him, dozens of mics picking up his every word. He's giving an impassioned speech about racism in america and opression and slavery and he, in a senior moment, declares that "No one should say nigger! C'mon, man!".

The BDS comes in when I shit myself laughing and hook up monitors in every room in my house playing that moment on a loop until the heat death of the universe. I would find a way to make a moving tattoo so I could emblazon that moment to the inside of my eyelids. I would gladly take a 400% tax raise if it meant I got to see the President of the United States drop a hard R n-bomb on national television.
This was my creative writing assignment for today thank you for coming to my TED talk.
 
Ben Garrison is being really amusing this election.
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Maybe if they investigate & remove the fraudulent votes, Trump's abysmal performance will only be kinda bad.
Yeah nah, that's inaccurate. Trump got the second most votes in US history even if you don't question the results, calling it abysmal just makes you look butthurt lol.
 
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