Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[ravensboy]

Girl scouts have been shit for a while. They basically exist now to push cookie sales. Using child labor to sell their products. That's it. Instead of teaching girls about camping or the outdoors -- or even arts and crafts and cooking like back in my day -- the mission has been changed to creating female CEOs. The only reason they switched to that is because it works as a cover for making cookie sales the most important part of the scout experience. It's a shame because I think all kids should be exposed to outdoor activities like camping, hiking, etc. It's good for them.

I think if these retards that exist today would have experienced some form of camping or outdoor activities maybe they'd not be so whiney.

 

[Brigada]

AOC was probably threatened with some version of "You'll never work in this town again!" and as such has probably toned down her rhertoric behind closed doors.

thats definitely the case. i remember how leftists lost their minds because AOC reffered to Pelosi as ''Momma Bear''. AOC will have to tow the line of being radical enough for her support base and to be moderate enough for Pelosi so that the Democrats dont tell her to fuck off.

 

[Rekkington]

Girl scouts have been shit for a while. They basically exist now to push cookie sales. Using child labor to sell their products. That's it. Instead of teaching girls about camping or the outdoors -- or even arts and crafts and cooking like back in my day -- the mission has been changed to creating female CEOs. The only reason they switched to that is because it works as a cover for making cookie sales the most important part of the scout experience. It's a shame because I think all kids should be exposed to outdoor activities like camping, hiking, etc. It's good for them.

This is the irony of feminism. When they talk about every woman before 1970 being "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" it's cause they only have one concept of a man, which is Don Draper from Mad Men. 99.99% of men work shit jobs for shit pay and wanna take care of their family, but they assume all men are out there drinking martinis in suits and having affairs. Zero feminists I have ever met believe they would just be some dopey lower-middle-class receptionist, at least men know how shit the world is and want to learn how to fish and fix cars and shit like that. Even men who have a seat at the table know the table fucking sucks, just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

 

[Tiger Jack]

just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

They should aspire to be better than somebody that lost to Donald Trump.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Girl scouts have been shit for a while. They basically exist now to push cookie sales. Using child labor to sell their products. That's it. Instead of teaching girls about camping or the outdoors -- or even arts and crafts and cooking like back in my day -- the mission has been changed to creating female CEOs. The only reason they switched to that is because it works as a cover for making cookie sales the most important part of the scout experience. It's a shame because I think all kids should be exposed to outdoor activities like camping, hiking, etc. It's good for them.

Things have changed a lot. Maybe this is the best they can get in order to learn fiscal responsibility.
It's not like how it used to be. You can't just open a lemonade stand like you used to, the current lemonade stand owners are too powerful and corrupt.
Christ, you open up a lemonade stand these days and make an attempt to tailor the experience to the modern adult consumer and suddenly you're hit with all kinds of allegations and claims like "You're too old to be doing this" or "This is inappropriate" or "You're serving alcohol without a permit" or "Where is the lemonade? You're just selling vodka and rubbers". And then your Lemonade stand is shut down and you're suddenly due in court in a month.

What has this gay covfefe of a world come to?

 

[JaneThough]

This is the irony of feminism. When they talk about every woman before 1970 being "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" it's cause they only have one concept of a man, which is Don Draper from Mad Men. 99.99% of men work shit jobs for shit pay and wanna take care of their family, but they assume all men are out there drinking martinis in suits and having affairs. Zero feminists I have ever met believe they would just be some dopey lower-middle-class receptionist, at least men know how shit the world is and want to learn how to fish and fix cars and shit like that. Even men who have a seat at the table know the table fucking sucks, just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

lol calm down

 

[Rekkington]

lol calm down

"You are NOT allowed to make fun of feminists on Kiwi Farms" lol ok

 

[Freya]

This is the irony of feminism. When they talk about every woman before 1970 being "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" it's cause they only have one concept of a man, which is Don Draper from Mad Men. 99.99% of men work shit jobs for shit pay and wanna take care of their family, but they assume all men are out there drinking martinis in suits and having affairs. Zero feminists I have ever met believe they would just be some dopey lower-middle-class receptionist, at least men know how shit the world is and want to learn how to fish and fix cars and shit like that. Even men who have a seat at the table know the table fucking sucks, just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

Nobody is assuming that,you just have autism

 

[Cilleystring]

This is the irony of feminism. When they talk about every woman before 1970 being "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" it's cause they only have one concept of a man, which is Don Draper from Mad Men. 99.99% of men work shit jobs for shit pay and wanna take care of their family, but they assume all men are out there drinking martinis in suits and having affairs. Zero feminists I have ever met believe they would just be some dopey lower-middle-class receptionist, at least men know how shit the world is and want to learn how to fish and fix cars and shit like that. Even men who have a seat at the table know the table fucking sucks, just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

Well look at AOC. She managed to get into a position of influence despite being borderline retarded. Women probably see her and think damn if she got that far I have a legit shot at being president

 

[JaneThough]

"You are NOT allowed to make fun of feminists on Kiwi Farms" lol ok

lol girl, calm down. You're going to run out of top hats.

 

[Rekkington]

Nobody is assuming that,you just have autism

It's really funny how mad that comment is making people.

 

[NoGamersAllowed]

If the thread had a theme song it would definitely be this

 

[The handsome tard]

This is the irony of feminism. When they talk about every woman before 1970 being "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" it's cause they only have one concept of a man, which is Don Draper from Mad Men. 99.99% of men work shit jobs for shit pay and wanna take care of their family, but they assume all men are out there drinking martinis in suits and having affairs. Zero feminists I have ever met believe they would just be some dopey lower-middle-class receptionist, at least men know how shit the world is and want to learn how to fish and fix cars and shit like that. Even men who have a seat at the table know the table fucking sucks, just teach them how to make fires and let the women believe that literally every single one of them could be Hillary Clinton.

Now consider that people's reality nowadays is shaped by social media now more than ever.

Before it was the newspaper, then radio, then TV and now social media.

Each method keeps getting more and more effective at creating a "hyper reality", one that resembles reality but is shaped and altered by the ones pulling the strings.

They WANT women and minorities to believe not only that they are miserable but that misery is thanks to inequalities that they somehow didnt get and that the white straight men are to blame for it. Its not their own fault, its someone else's fault.

We live in the age of personal irresponsibility.

 

[axfaxf]

Well look at AOC. She managed to get into a position of influence despite being borderline retarded. Women probably see her and think damn if she got that far I have a legit shot at being president

it would be a wonderful thing, if each and every female was told that SHE could will be President. when reality hits, you´d have half the country screeching. just like now.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Happy monday everyone. Hope everyone had a fun productive weekend!

 

[Letora]

The left brings up the color of Trump's skin far, far more than the right brought up the color of Obama's skin. To the point that its not even comparable.

Terribly matched bronzer and fake tanner aren't a skin color, they're a shitty makeup application and appearance choice, which we are required to insult.

 

[Rekkington]

it would be a wonderful thing, if each and every female was told that SHE could will be President. when reality hits, you´d have half the country screeching. just like now.

It's like a corrupt Indian cop being heralded as the most honest Black anti-cop politician ever. They just make their own reality and it's almost always just for clout. It's hilarious, I've worked in a female-dominated business world for a long time and every female boss I've had wants to talk like they are the first female boss ever. If you call a Zoom meeting 6 months after giving birth, Marvel should be calling you up for biopic rights. I've seen more than a few cases of female bosses talking to their all-male team about how little power they have, they just nod along. Also for some reason we ignore rampant female alcoholism which is kinda interesting. I guess those "mommy needs her wine" mugs won't sell themselves.

 

[The handsome tard]

it would be a wonderful thing, if each and every female was told that SHE could will be President. when reality hits, you´d have half the country screeching. just like now.

They arent raised to know that they all have an equal chance and if they show true compentency and love for their country, that they mght have a chance.

They are raised to think the country owns them victory because they are women. Then reality hits, they get frustrated and blame the world instead of themselves.

 

[Android raptor]

Spotted another goofy ebeggar

Life sure is hard when you're a gay Muslim latrine

 

[axfaxf]

It's like a corrupt Indian cop being heralded as the most honest Black anti-cop politician ever. They just make their own reality and it's almost always just for clout. It's hilarious, I've worked in a female-dominated business world for a long time and every female boss I've had wants to talk like they are the first female boss ever. If you call a Zoom meeting 6 months after giving birth, Marvel should be calling you up for biopic rights. I've seen more than a few cases of female bosses talking to their all-male team about how little power they have, they just nod along. Also for some reason we ignore rampant female alcoholism which is kinda interesting.

They arent raised to know that they all have an equal chance and if they show true compentency and love for their country, that they mght have a chance.

They are raised to think the country owns them victory because they are women. Then reality hits, they get frustrated and blame the world instead of themselves.

i cant help but think, that you guys should get better employment and even better female relationships. holy shit, why do you even waste your time on such jobs/people?