Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Cilleystring]

If Trump wins the Biden bros have to jack off to the Clarence Thomas Big Mike memes and post it

If Biden wins the Trumpers gotta jack off to that thick legged black chick and post it

 

[ZehnBoat]

Nigga, Liberals think they've won (I'd say there's an 80% chance of them allowing Biden to win) and they're still pissing their pants about 2016. They're saying that now they need to purge this country of people who even sort of liked Trump.

it'll be the next presidential election and they'll still be reeing over trump and gamergate

 

[Cilleystring]

There are very much people who are opposed to audits and recounts. In the "Trump Accountability Registry" kerfuffle, one of the "crimes" people were calling to be punished was daring to question the election results.

That list is probably the dumbest and funniest thing that has come out of this whole thing.

Didn't they also say its a crime to vote for Trump in the 2016 or 2020 elections as this is perpetuating racism, sexism and xenophobia? And contributing to all the other "crimes" Trump has committed against humanity.

Were totally not fascists guys were just keeping a list of people who voted for the other party so we can "hold them accountable" and "punish them accordingly". It even says ANTI FASCIST right in our name duuuuhhh

 

[jenstark101]

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Recounts usually only change the number by a few hundred, just letting y'all know a fun fact before the coming weeks of EVEN MORE cope.

 

[Sithis]

I don't recommend monetary bets. You really don't want to be sending fellow kiwis any sort of payment information. Maybe play for humiliation instead? Say, the loser has to change their avatar into something humiliating... like an anime avatar.

Or a washed up former wrestler

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

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Wonder how good Trump steaks are.

Power level: got suckered into buying steaks from a door to door steak salesman. They were actually pretty decent, probably because they were heavily seasoned. Would not buy again though.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Recounts usually only change the number by a few hundred, just letting y'all know a fun fact before the coming weeks of EVEN MORE cope.

Yes but if thousands of ballots are proven false then the numbers could change drastically.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Or a washed up former wrestler

So Donald Trump then?

 

[Dyn]

Wonder how good Trump steaks are.

I've heard they're pretty good, but a lot of people say they're known to be disgusting because they're confusing hearing that with hearing about Trump's personal steak preference (well-done with ketchup, disgusting).

 

[Sithis]

So Donald Trump then?

No brother why would you ever say that brother, do you suffer from a specific type of mania?

 

[jenstark101]

door to door steak salesman.

you have anything else to tell us?

 

[TherapyMan]

Recounts usually only change the number by a few hundred, just letting y'all know a fun fact before the coming weeks of EVEN MORE cope.

Listen, the recounted was a fraudulent endeavor perpetuated by DNC insiders. We're going to have to recount the recount in order to be sure. If you just look at this one guy's post on Twitter, you'd see the truth.

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

If Trump wins the Biden bros have to jack off to the Clarence Thomas Big Mike memes and post it

If Biden wins the Trumpers gotta jack off to that thick legged black chick and post it

JustBetMoney

 

[TherapyMan]

you have anything else to tell us?

I too want to know more about the "door to door steak salesman."

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

you have anything else to tell us?

Yeah it was a dummy move. First time living on my own, not in the ghetto but edge of it.

The person above me died of a heroin od, she got hooked back on it by the guy the guy down the row who she was having an affair with.

Another couple had a rock fight after yet another domestic dispute. Managed to not hit my car even though it was between them.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The news media is suggesting using The Patriot Act to dig up and expel Trump supporters from America.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I too want to know more about the "door to door steak salesman."

Apparently its a pretty common scam. Poor cuts pressed together using sometype of meat glue.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbxxky/beware-of-door-to-door-meat-salesmen-for-gods-sake

 

[Cilleystring]

JustBetMoney

I lost all my money when the govment done shut down my shop.

I protested to try and get it reopened but got told I am spreading the rona and murdering people by BLM protesters.

The only currency I have is food, which for the last two months has been bugs.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

No brother why would you ever say that brother, do you suffer from a specific type of mania?

I'm so sorry to hear about your sense of humour, did it commit suicide because of the election result?