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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

https://archive.ph/8jiC9

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Ahriman]

"Aha! see?? MY pibbie is a sweet lil' angel and wouldn't hurt a fly!!"

t. Karen the Pibbie mom

 

[Ahriman]

So Wal-mart sells these

Awkward Styles - Pitbull Mom Face Mask Dog Lovers Adult Prints Washable Reusable Face Mask Cloth Face Mask Nose and Mouth Mask 3 Layered Breathable Facial Cover Adult Protection Pitbull Mom Face Mask - Walmart.com

Free 2-day shipping. Buy Pitbull Mom Face Mask Dog Lovers Adult Prints Washable Reusable Face Mask Cloth Face Mask Nose and Mouth Mask 3 Layered Breathable Facial Cover Adult Protection Pitbull Mom Face Mask at Walmart.com

www.walmart.com

Guess it was just a matter of time.

 

[AnOminous]

To be a real pitbull mom mask, it should just be the lower part of your face torn off.

 

[Belvedere]

So Wal-mart sells these

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Awkward Styles - Pitbull Mom Face Mask Dog Lovers Adult Prints Washable Reusable Face Mask Cloth Face Mask Nose and Mouth Mask 3 Layered Breathable Facial Cover Adult Protection Pitbull Mom Face Mask - Walmart.com

Free 2-day shipping. Buy Pitbull Mom Face Mask Dog Lovers Adult Prints Washable Reusable Face Mask Cloth Face Mask Nose and Mouth Mask 3 Layered Breathable Facial Cover Adult Protection Pitbull Mom Face Mask at Walmart.com

www.walmart.com

Guess it was just a matter of time.

Wallmart - Why am I not surprised.

I'm all in favor for this product, helps to identify and therefore stay as far away from them as possible.

 

[Burned Man]

To be a real pitbull mom mask, it should just be the lower part of your face torn off.

No its a mask designed to cover up the missing lower bits of your face after your sweet pit baby mauls you and that way they can continue to sell them after the pandemic is over. Its long term thinking.

 

[The Dude]

No its a mask designed to cover up the missing lower bits of your face after your sweet pit baby mauls you and that way they can continue to sell them after the pandemic is over. Its long term thinking.

They could make even more money by selling Pibble Mommy eye patches and special gloves that makes it look like they still have all their fingers after their inevitable "play time that got out of hand".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The idea of removing your dog's teeth is horrifying. I had a cattle dog mix and she got in a squabble with our other dog. She went to give him a corrective nip and one of her canine teeth for caught in a metal ring in his collar. It was ripped loose and had to be surgically removed. The illustration of the dog skull/dentition doesn't show how deep those teeth are rooted. About half of the tooth is below the gum line. It took forever to heal.

I don't get why anyone would own a pit bull when there are so many other breeds who won't snap and go on a killing spree. Yeah, you can drive a Pinto or a fly on a 737 MAX and you'll probably be just fine, but why would you when there are other options that leave you at less personal or legal risk?

Finally, I saw that the Whipple case had been mentioned in the thread, where two Presa Canarios killed a woman in San Francisco. However, the kind Kiwi who mentioned the case didn't really give the particulars. There are very few crimes in California history that are that lurid, but this one's definitely in the top 10 along with Manson and some of the more gruesome murderers.

Pseudo-incestuous White supremacist bestiality.

The attack happened in 2001 and one of the dogs' owners is still in Chowchilla. And the prosecutor was Kimberly Guilfoyle.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I've officially joined this thread. The white trash that live two doors down from me have 2 pitbulls suddenly this week. They wander the neighbourhood with no leashes and have already wandered into my backyard once, and one of them bit the mailman on Wednesday.

How much chewing gum would it take to kill a pitbull in minecraft?

 

[Toolbox]

I've officially joined this thread. The white trash that live two doors down from me have 2 pitbulls suddenly this week. They wander the neighbourhood with no leashes and have already wandered into my backyard once, and one of them bit the mailman on Wednesday.

How much chewing gum would it take to kill a pitbull in minecraft?

Depends on the gum. Xylitol, the toxic element, is used as the major sweetener in gum containing it. If Minecraft Steve were to try this, it could take from just a couple pieces to potentially dozens to kill a large dog. Not to mention it would be pretty obvious, quickly, that something has happened to the dog. Seizures are common. This concludes the Minecraft guide.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I've officially joined this thread. The white trash that live two doors down from me have 2 pitbulls suddenly this week. They wander the neighbourhood with no leashes and have already wandered into my backyard once, and one of them bit the mailman on Wednesday.

How much chewing gum would it take to kill a pitbull in minecraft?

Certain brands of peanut butter also contain xylitol. Might be easier to get that down a dog. In Minecraft.

On a different note, everyone should know how to break up a dog fight without getting bit.

From The Internet:

One of the most successful methods of breaking up fighting dogs is the “wheelbarrow method.” It’s done by two people grabbing onto the back legs of their respective dogs and pulling the dogs away from one another, essentially making it impossible to keep fighting. Once the dogs are separated, the two people then turn in a circle while they continue to back away from the other dog. This method keeps the two dogs apart and keeps the dogs from returning to the fray and from biting the person holding their legs.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

One of the most successful methods of breaking up fighting dogs is the “wheelbarrow method.” It’s done by two people grabbing onto the back legs of their respective dogs and pulling the dogs away from one another, essentially making it impossible to keep fighting. Once the dogs are separated, the two people then turn in a circle while they continue to back away from the other dog. This method keeps the two dogs apart and keeps the dogs from returning to the fray and from biting the person holding their legs.

Maybe this works on small yappers, but if you have a big dog that's in an actual fight - don't do it to him. Unless you have a buddy with you and you're training for the County Dog Fight Breakup Championships what will likely happen is you'll yank your dog's hind legs while he's in the middle of trying not get murdered by another dog, you'll startle/distract him and he's more likely to get hurt in the actual fight. Meanwhile the other owner is likely to not be in sync with you [or too weak to handle their dog] so you'll yank Rover, fuck up your dog's balance, and the other one will be right on him. Get your dog a guard harness, if I have to separate my dog I can use a handle and just carry the fucker away, in a way that supports his ribcage and chest, not by yanking at delicate joints and using them as levers when the animal is in a fight/flight scenario. Plus there's no pressure on his neck during a walk - it's a win-win.

And as for what I, a random shitter, do when my big dawg gets into a serious fight - protect the neck and pull away. If my dog was actually getting hurt by the attacker - drop all this 'separating' shit and start kicking the attacking dog, you're likely to have the perfect shot to cave all it's ribs in. It's way quicker to hurt the other dog to the point of stopping a fight than it is to separate a weaker animal from a stronger one that's pursuing the attack.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe this works on small yappers, but if you have a big dog that's in an actual fight - don't do it to him.

POWERLEVEL TIME!

I had two dogs that HATED each other, a cattle dog/boxer mix and a border collie. Both about 65 lbs. They fucked each other up, they fucked ME up, it was a bad scene. Everyone got stitches! Everyone has scars!

I tried a lot of things... hitting them, kicking them, spraying water, pulling on their collars, trying to literally pry their mouths off of each other.

You do need two people who are on the same page for the wheelbarrow, but it works like a charm. You don't yank hard. Just lifting their back legs off the ground takes away their forward power and disorients them enough that you can walk them back a step or two and get them off of each other.

There's mild risk of giving the dog a strain, yes, but when she's getting her ear ripped in half, that's a risk worth taking.

It's so easy my 70-year-old mom can do it.

(In retrospect, we should have re-homed one of the dogs. One of them passed away a few years ago, but not before giving me a nasty bite, and her rabies shot was 6 months out of date so she had to be tested for that post-mortem. Dogs are assholes.)

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Depends on the gum. Xylitol, the toxic element, is used as the major sweetener in gum containing it. If Minecraft Steve were to try this, it could take from just a couple pieces to potentially dozens to kill a large dog. Not to mention it would be pretty obvious, quickly, that something has happened to the dog. Seizures are common. This concludes the Minecraft guide.

It's not the dog's fault it's broken. Don't make it die a miserable death -- use something like barbiturates.

 

[Toolbox]

It's not the dog's fault it's broken. Don't make it die a miserable death -- use something like barbiturates.

Yeah, Xylitol is a horrifying death. It basically just tears apart the dog. Not sure why it's being put in so many things, seems like a liability.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Maybe this works on small yappers, but if you have a big dog that's in an actual fight - don't do it to him. Unless you have a buddy with you and you're training for the County Dog Fight Breakup Championships what will likely happen is you'll yank your dog's hind legs while he's in the middle of trying not get murdered by another dog, you'll startle/distract him and he's more likely to get hurt in the actual fight. Meanwhile the other owner is likely to not be in sync with you [or too weak to handle their dog] so you'll yank Rover, fuck up your dog's balance, and the other one will be right on him. Get your dog a guard harness, if I have to separate my dog I can use a handle and just carry the fucker away, in a way that supports his ribcage and chest, not by yanking at delicate joints and using them as levers when the animal is in a fight/flight scenario. Plus there's no pressure on his neck during a walk - it's a win-win.
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And as for what I, a random shitter, do when my big dawg gets into a serious fight - protect the neck and pull away. If my dog was actually getting hurt by the attacker - drop all this 'separating' shit and start kicking the attacking dog, you're likely to have the perfect shot to cave all it's ribs in. It's way quicker to hurt the other dog to the point of stopping a fight than it is to separate a weaker animal from a stronger one that's pursuing the attack.

From personal experience, if you stick a large dog in a fucking harness, you're an idiot.

They can wiggle out of them and once you do, you now have no way to grab them because they're not wearing a collar. And if the dog is overly aggressive there's no no real barrier of control between you and the dog.

The pit mix wound up fucking up my back and shoulder as I was shielding my small dog after he got a brief hold of her leg.

the owner stood around doing that useless ceasar millano ckicking or whatever but she wasn't strong enough to even manage her own dog.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

From personal experience, if you stick a large dog in a fucking harness, you're an idiot.

They can wiggle out of them

Only if you've bought some rinky-dink cheap shit, or the dog doesn't have front legs.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Only if you've bought some rinky-dink cheap shit, or the dog doesn't have front legs.

Why would you assume the leg-status of a canine, bigot

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Mute child mauled to death by pitbull in South Africa. Meanwhile, Denver lifts ban on pitbulls. It's only a matter of time before some pitcuck gets a toddler mauled in the mile high city.

 

[Devyn]

Psychotic, bloodthirsty pit bull continuously charges a poor horse and gets kicked, bitten and stomped in return, until finally croaking:

lol

According to pit bull fancier Diane Jessup:

The ultimate goal of those who breed fighting dogs is a "dead game" dog, meaning an animal which will, while in the heat of battle, continue to struggle toward its opponent when called upon to cross the pit while dying of heat exhaustion, in shock, with broken legs, internal injuries, crushed nasal cavities or other conditions which cause its death in the pit or within a few hours after the fight.

Game indeed, is the dog which can show this particular type of determination - and the fact is ONLY the pit bull is capable of this kind of courage and determination. It takes a special kind of guts for a dog to continue to cross the pit into the face of death when being out fought and destroyed by another dog. But that is the heritage of the pit bull - to win or "lose right".
https://web.archive.org/web/20160607025302/https://www.workingpitbull.com/GamenessDefined.htm

Genetics matter. "Just like any other dog" my ass.