🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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CuteTrapsDmMe said:
My hope for the future is that the baby doesn't turn out to be something he dangles in front of the camera for every show and then proceeds to pretend it doesn't exist for the rest of the day.

Maybe he will wake up after its born, and not in the "oh shit I fucked up better get them out of here" but in a way that makes him be a good father/husband and leave all this drama shit behind.
I know i'm being a softie but I really do hope for a good life for that kid even if it means ralph gets away with all his internet warfare and shit scott free and lives a quiet rest of his life.
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I hope the baby dies. Ralph is not just gonna wake up one day and be a functioning human with the ability to parent. I hope karma kicks him in the balls. I hope he genuinely wants the little wretch and it dies after the way he attacked Sargon and Rand for their kids dying. Fuck Ethan. Fuck Faith. And fuck the Vickers couple, honestly. They are all horrible people who deserve eachother.
 
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Benzo Samurai said:
damn, one thing I'll give Sargon is that the dude doesn't break. Whether he becomes the rape-man, completely ruins a political party, leaves a graveyard of bad ideas behind in his track, the guy keeps on keeping on. he can sniff coke on stream, dox his affair with a trans woman, create the most uber cringe political movement, fails at making a game, gets his furry second-life relationship with vee exposed, he goes on with that shield of smugness which has kept him alive through all the ridicule.
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Lol what else is the stepfather going to do? His name's been dragged through the mud since ukip, I can't imagine him getting a decent paying job anywhere due to his history and being unemployed for so long in order to wage a one mans holy war to protect muh vidya. It's like Onision, Greg's not going to quit the internet due to his history. He's got a family, high taxes, and a mortgage. If being an asshole pays, it pays.
Gravityqueen4life said:
he dosent care about her as a person. shes just his trophy to "own" the haters.

he would have chosen a better looking 18 year old if he had that option.
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Chicks dig gouts not gunts lol
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
he dosent care about her as a person. shes just his trophy to "own" the haters.

he would have chosen a better looking 18 year old if he had that option.
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"look at my hawt trophy child bride awlags are you jealous of her blob form yet."

I still can not understand how anyone can look at this relationship and think either party is winning.
 
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Null said:
The only thing I have ever heard him talk about is how young she is, and that is why their relationship is so fucking awkward and creepy to absolutely everyone. He sounds like a predator whenever he mentions her and has always come across as wanting to be with her purely to have a 'win' in Internet feuds. At no point, ever, to anyone, has it come across that he actually even likes this person or has long term plans to be with her.
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I'll take it a step further and say winning Internet cred is why he's having a kid in the first place. The groyper guys are all about saving the white race and you have to have kids to do it. Having a kid is a trophy for Ralph, and if he has to go knock up a teenager to get it than by gunt he'll do it. Once he has a baby then he can go, "WELL UR FUCKIN CHILDLESS LOSER!" when someone calls him a fat retard online.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
If she was born in the same year you were flunking out of high school she's too young for you.
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I mean if theres a decade of age in between, thats already in for some rough times but Ralph is almost two decades older then her. If your girl cant legally drink and you were alive to witness and remember the Berlin Wall fall, shes too fucking young for you.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Imagine knocking up a fat ugly teen meth head as a dunk on your KF thread. :story:
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I don't come to this thread nearly as much as I did. but I think about this moment quite a bit. How monumental of a bad decision. Most likely Ethan's worst move ever. Something he will never live down, always have to remember and will be a cloud over the head of their child forever.
Good work, Ethan. Astounding really.
and shout out to @Sam Losco for being the first person to post about it
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I don't come to this thread nearly as much as I did. but I think about this moment quite a bit. How monumental of a bad decision. Most likely Ethan's worst move ever. Something he will never live down, always have to remember and will be a cloud over the head of their child forever.
Good work, Ethan. Astounding really.
and shout out to @Sam Losco for being the first person to post about it
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I was the first person to upload the sex tape too. Just sayin'.

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Sam Losco said:
I was the first person to upload the sex tape too. Just sayin'.

Anyway, related to Ralph:
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Honestly Jarbos been a little shit lately and he's burned any good will he could have made during the harvest. A nice pointless lolsuit might be refreshing. Good for you Ralph!

Everything's coming up fucking roses!
 
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Sam Losco said:
I was the first person to upload the sex tape too. Just sayin'.

Anyway, related to Ralph:
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Matt talked to Southern Dingo about it on the September 21, 2020 Boulder Talk episode at the 59:00 mark. Southern Dingo said he got Matt's number from a list and gave it to Ralph.
Crystal Golem noted it here and here
 
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Burger Fox said:
Dingo "deserves" it for tweeting embarrassing DMs


They really are like gossiping high school girls arent they?
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Anyone else remember Southern Dago's embarrassing texts with booberlee that got leaked, asking if she had ever "burned coal"?

It's kind of funny, whenever we learn about Ralph sycophants and paypigs, we always find out there are either a) into greasy, sex-pesty shit, b) totally inept, mentally deficient jobless losers, c) potentially employed by the federal government or d) some combination of A, B and C.

Willing to bet that Dingo's blacked folder rivals the infamous JCaesar187's.
 
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