Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rewire Tea]

So if TSwift dropped her career and her multiple homes and dumped whatever attractive, wealthy man she's dating now for Russell "Shitlips" Greer and moved to Utah to live in his shitty apartment and they got hitched....

Do you guys think he'd become Russell Swift or would he insist that she become Taylor Greer?

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

So if TSwift dropped her career and her multiple homes and dumped whatever attractive, wealthy man she's dating now for Russell "Shitlips" Greer and moved to Utah to live in his shitty apartment and they got hitched....

Do you guys think he'd become Russell Swift or would he insist that she become Taylor Greer?

Most likely Taylor Greer. He’d think that would add more “prestige” to his name.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Russ is forced to work, does his deformity even qualify as a disability making him unable to do any form of manual or physical labor? Except driving a UPS van (supposedly, he has bragged about owning a car like a big boy at least twice now) I mean.

He doesn't have a listed impairment so he would actually have to prove he's incapable of working, and he obviously isn't since he literally does work. I'd bet if he really tarded it up and created some kind of medical history he might be able to fake it though. He's currently more insane and retarded than Chris, for instance.

If you can get disability for being fucking fat or "anxious" or autistic, you can get it for having a facial paralysis that leaves you completely unsuited for any kind of communications work or customer service.

You can't just for being fat though. You have to qualify by something else, which while it's often literally some comorbidity along with being fat, isn't just obesity itself. Obesity itself is not a listed impairment but is often accompanied by one.

 

[The Dude]

So if TSwift dropped her career and her multiple homes and dumped whatever attractive, wealthy man she's dating now for Russell "Shitlips" Greer and moved to Utah to live in his shitty apartment and they got hitched....

Do you guys think he'd become Russell Swift or would he insist that she become Taylor Greer?

When it comes to the wealthy and famous women Russhole slurps after, he doesn't want them to come live with him in his shitty one-bedroom apartment. He wants to go move in with them in their mansions and multi-million dollar New York apartments. The whole "I can give you a better life" line is only for "regular" hotties, like Instagram models, who aren't filthy rich and famous. At least they can live with him and give him something to fuck while he works on getting rich and famous himself. They're like a consolation prize, whereas a rich pop starlet who can give him everything he wants at one go are the big trophy.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Russell Greer is less the man of anyone’s dreams and more the sleep paralysis demon crouching on their chest as they lay immobile and gripped with sweaty terror.

Imagine waking up at 2AM to slurping sounds, you look over the side of your bed and Russ's face slides out offering to give you a better life

 

[Crispeacock]

Imagine waking up at 2AM to slurping sounds, you look over the side of your bed and Russ's face slides out offering to give you a better life

And then you smell his breath on your face... Lovely I'd fucking die

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He doesn't have a listed impairment so he would actually have to prove he's incapable of working, and he obviously isn't since he literally does work. I'd bet if he really tarded it up and created some kind of medical history he might be able to fake it though. He's currently more insane and retarded than Chris, for instance.

You can't just for being fat though. You have to qualify by something else, which while it's often literally some comorbidity along with being fat, isn't just obesity itself. Obesity itself is not a listed impairment but is often accompanied by one.

I feel like the main reason why Russ gets so many jobs is because he wants to feel like he's "overcome" his disability, and if he goes on disability benefits, then he doesn't feel like he's doing that. It's also part of why he wants to be famous. If he becomes the World's Most Famous Disabled Songwriter, he thinks he'll finally feel like people don't "hate him for being disabled," but of course everyone will always hate Russ because he's, y'know, Russ. Adding to the first point, I've noticed Russ really likes to feel like he's "earned" something before he gets it, like how he insists on taking his hookers on dates before fucking them. He wants to feel he's properly "wooed" them and earned the right to fuck them. The scary part is that once he feels he's done his part, he's entitled to take what he wants. So I think he works because he doesn't want to feel like his whole life is run by his disability, even though he tries to use it as a crutch all the time, and because he wants to put in a token amount of effort at life to feel like he's earned the immense fame and wealth he feels he deserves.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Imagine waking up at 2AM to slurping sounds, you look over the side of your bed and Russ's face slides out offering to give you a better life

christ on a bike, that's the sort of experience that'd make SCP - Containment Breach seem comforting

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I feel like the main reason why Russ gets so many jobs is because he wants to feel like he's "overcome" his disability, and if he goes on disability benefits, then he doesn't feel like he's doing that. It's also part of why he wants to be famous. If he becomes the World's Most Famous Disabled Songwriter, he thinks he'll finally feel like people don't "hate him for being disabled," but of course everyone will always hate Russ because he's, y'know, Russ. Adding to the first point, I've noticed Russ really likes to feel like he's "earned" something before he gets it, like how he insists on taking his hookers on dates before fucking them. He wants to feel he's properly "wooed" them and earned the right to fuck them. The scary part is that once he feels he's done his part, he's entitled to take what he wants. So I think he works because he doesn't want to feel like his whole life is run by his disability, even though he tries to use it as a crutch all the time, and because he wants to put in a token amount of effort at life to feel like he's earned the immense fame and wealth he feels he deserves.

He's probably absorbed many "inspirational" stories of famous people who worked shitty jobs before becoming famous and thinks that it's part of the package. Now, he is attempting to live out those myths himself, in a sort of ostension process that also combines the "inspirational disabled person" myths. Most of his life is an attempt to live out myths of one sort or another, really, since his wooing process is just Russ trying to imitate the myths he's seen in shitty romantic movies. This is pretty autistic, but it also makes you wonder what his very early rearing was like. I suspect that there was a strong emphasis on showing young Russ what to do but not so much why.

 

[nemesisAF]

I feel like the main reason why Russ gets so many jobs is because he wants to feel like he's "overcome" his disability, and if he goes on disability benefits, then he doesn't feel like he's doing that. It's also part of why he wants to be famous. If he becomes the World's Most Famous Disabled Songwriter, he thinks he'll finally feel like people don't "hate him for being disabled," but of course everyone will always hate Russ because he's, y'know, Russ. Adding to the first point, I've noticed Russ really likes to feel like he's "earned" something before he gets it, like how he insists on taking his hookers on dates before fucking them. He wants to feel he's properly "wooed" them and earned the right to fuck them. The scary part is that once he feels he's done his part, he's entitled to take what he wants. So I think he works because he doesn't want to feel like his whole life is run by his disability, even though he tries to use it as a crutch all the time, and because he wants to put in a token amount of effort at life to feel like he's earned the immense fame and wealth he feels he deserves.

I actually think he has picked shitty fields to try and become famous in. Going back to Shane Burcaw, writer/comedian w Spinal muscular atrophy, he uses his disability within his comedy. He has some ability to perform live comedy, and supplements with writing and blogging. He actively networks and supports other disabled folk as well. I think if Russell wanted to think outside the box he could try to lean into his disability, try to actually develop himself within his disability beyond using it as a gimmick and find something he could be actually talented at.

heaven forbid in the process he could become interesting enough to make real friends or perhaps even a life partner.

but hey, as long as staying in the shallow bed of the pool works for him, ...

 

[Whatthefuck]

I actually think he has picked shitty fields to try and become famous in. Going back to Shane Burcaw, writer/comedian w Spinal muscular atrophy, he uses his disability within his comedy. He has some ability to perform live comedy, and supplements with writing and blogging. He actively networks and supports other disabled folk as well. I think if Russell wanted to think outside the box he could try to lean into his disability, try to actually develop himself within his disability beyond using it as a gimmick and find something he could be actually talented at.

heaven forbid in the process he could become interesting enough to make real friends or perhaps even a life partner.

but hey, as long as staying in the shallow bed of the pool works for him, ...

Seriously, though, if he had an ounce of talent he could make it as a song writer. He'd never be a performer, but that doesn't keep someone with talent from being able to write. Dolly Parton, and I know this is a poor example since she does perform, has written over 3,000 songs many of which have been performed by others. Prince was the same way. If you are talented, you find a way. The bottom line is that Rusty has no talent. He's like that kid who's parents made him take piano lessons because he sure as shit wasn't going to be an athlete and couldn't sing or act so it was something he could do. His proficiency level is rock bottom basic, but he thinks he's a prolific song writer that is only been looked over due to muh plights. Never mind that at 29 he's only written maybe 10-12 songs. TSwizz shit that many songs by the time she was 16 and they were good enough to launch her very successful career. He honestly believes he's on her level. I may not personally be a fan, but I see talent and success when it presents itself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So if TSwift dropped her career and her multiple homes and dumped whatever attractive, wealthy man she's dating now for Russell "Shitlips" Greer and moved to Utah to live in his shitty apartment and they got hitched....

Do you guys think he'd become Russell Swift or would he insist that she become Taylor Greer?

I see him pulling a Costanza:

 

[DrJonesHat]

Seriously, though, if he had an ounce of talent he could make it as a song writer. He'd never be a performer, but that doesn't keep someone with talent from being able to write. Dolly Parton, and I know this is a poor example since she does perform, has written over 3,000 songs many of which have been performed by others. Prince was the same way. If you are talented, you find a way. The bottom line is that Rusty has no talent. He's like that kid who's parents made him take piano lessons because he sure as shit wasn't going to be an athlete and couldn't sing or act so it was something he could do. His proficiency level is rock bottom basic, but he thinks he's a prolific song writer that is only been looked over due to muh plights. Never mind that at 29 he's only written maybe 10-12 songs. TSwizz shit that many songs by the time she was 16 and they were good enough to launch her very successful career. He honestly believes he's on her level. I may not personally be a fan, but I see talent and success when it presents itself.

He wants to be a songwriter with the fame of a singer. He doesn't understand that doesn't happen. No one cares who writes the song, they only care who sings it. Ever hear of Tom Kelly or Billy Steinberg? They wrote "Like a Virgin." Madonna just sung it, but that song launched her into her career as a sex symbol of the 80s and 90s. She got all the fame, they got a check, but they probably weren't expecting fame. Russ expects to write a hit for Taylor, and to be just as famous as she is. Even if he COULD write songs (he can't), that's not how it works. And it's been explained multiple times to him that Taylor writes her own songs. There are too many legal issues for her to accept a song from some nobody. It doesn't matter that he's disabled. she can't and won't take unsolicited material from anyone, even if they're ruggedly handsome.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I feel like the main reason why Russ gets so many jobs is because he wants to feel like he's "overcome" his disability, and if he goes on disability benefits, then he doesn't feel like he's doing that. It's also part of why he wants to be famous. If he becomes the World's Most Famous Disabled Songwriter, he thinks he'll finally feel like people don't "hate him for being disabled," but of course everyone will always hate Russ because he's, y'know, Russ. Adding to the first point, I've noticed Russ really likes to feel like he's "earned" something before he gets it, like how he insists on taking his hookers on dates before fucking them. He wants to feel he's properly "wooed" them and earned the right to fuck them. The scary part is that once he feels he's done his part, he's entitled to take what he wants. So I think he works because he doesn't want to feel like his whole life is run by his disability, even though he tries to use it as a crutch all the time, and because he wants to put in a token amount of effort at life to feel like he's earned the immense fame and wealth he feels he deserves.

If you were to ask me he's chosen so many jobs because he can't hold one down to save his life. Why else would somebody with a paralegal "degree" be scrubbing toilets? That would be like somebody with a 4 year degree being a WalMart greeter. Sure there might be extenuating circumstances for that but it's most likely due to them being a fuck up and not being able to work with others.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

If the man of my dreams was Russ Greer, I’d never fucking sleep again.

One, two, Russy is coming for you
Three, four, drool on the floor
Five, six, store-brand Trix
Seven, eight, show up to court late
Nine, ten, WOO HOO HOO

 

[Poop Shoot]

I actually think he has picked shitty fields to try and become famous in. Going back to Shane Burcaw, writer/comedian w Spinal muscular atrophy, he uses his disability within his comedy. He has some ability to perform live comedy, and supplements with writing and blogging. He actively networks and supports other disabled folk as well. I think if Russell wanted to think outside the box he could try to lean into his disability, try to actually develop himself within his disability beyond using it as a gimmick and find something he could be actually talented at.

heaven forbid in the process he could become interesting enough to make real friends or perhaps even a life partner.

but hey, as long as staying in the shallow bed of the pool works for him, ...

He could be an excellent ventriloquist

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

If you were to ask me he's chosen so many jobs because he can't hold one down to save his life. Why else would somebody with a paralegal "degree" be scrubbing toilets? That would be like somebody with a 4 year degree being a WalMart greeter. Sure there might be extenuating circumstances for that but it's most likely due to them being a fuck up and not being able to work with others.

It almost seems like he goes out of his way to be a generally unlikeable fuck, until you realize that, no, he's not actually making an effort for it, he really is just that repugnant as a human being.

Most employers don't want to have to constantly tell their employees not to creep on the new hires, if for no other reason than to avoid sexual harassment suits.

 

[Drool Fool]

He could be an excellent ventriloquist

He used to joke that he was the worlds best but he’s literally never even done it

 

[The Dude]

One thing you guys are forgetting regarding why Russ wants to become rich and famous with a sexy 9/10 pop starlet on his arm: he desperately wants to prove to everyone that they were wrong about him. He wants to show his biological parents that they were wrong to abandon him. He wants to show his adoptive family, former friends, former teachers, and former bosses that they were wrong to tell him he couldn't accomplish the goals he set. He wants to show all the girls who rejected him and the bishop who told him he probably wouldn't find a super hot wife to marry in this world that they were wrong about him. That is the big driving force in Russhole's life: to prove to everyone that he can make his dreams come true, that he can become famous/important/successful, that he is someone who can attract the hottest women.

That's the big motivator behind Russ paying for the girlfriend experience with prostitutes. It isn't because he wants to feel like he's "earned" sexy time with them, because in Russhole's mind he already DESERVES it. It's OWED to him. No, the reason Russ likes taking whores out to Olive Garden is so other people can see Russ with good looking women so they think he's someone who can attract women like that. In Russhole's mind he deserves to have women like that on his arm and have other people see them with him, but until Taylor Swift or some other hottie finally comes to their senses and starts dating him willingly, then he will happily pay for a woman to accompany him out in public where they can be seen together and have people assume that they are a couple.

Russ doesn't care about earning things, because in his mind he already HAS earned them by being disabled and living the life he does. If Shit-lips actually did care about earning things then he would be working hard using every free minute to improve his song writing skills, learning musical theory, and getting connected with local bands to write music for them in the hopes that it will get more ears to hear his songs and hopefully get discovered by someone in the music business. But that's not what he cares about. He only writes songs for famous women in an effort to stand out from everyone else who is trying to get their attention. It's kind of like a Trojan Horse to sneak his way into their regard. He hopes that they will recognize his "efforts" to gain their attention, hopes that they will feel "flattered" by the gesture, and that they will see him as a special, unique soul who is worth inviting into their lives. It isn't about earning his way into their life (and their bed), so much as he uses them as a shortcut or cheat code to get what he wants faster, because he already deserves it just by being Russell Greer.

As far as the jobs Russ has worked, well having a strong work ethic and making your own way through life is a big party of the culture surrounding Larter Day Saints. We value and appreciate the pride and sense of accomplishment one gets from an honest day's work. We also value being charitable and helping out the needy, which is why most members will pay a tithing so the Church is able to help out those in need. On the other hand, we believe in being self-sufficient and making our own way in life, and to only accept charity and welfare only when it is absolutely necessary, and only for as long as necessary until we are able to get back on our own feet again. Russhole likely learned from his parents that he needs to do everything in his power to stand on his own two feet and that living on welfare is wrong. I don't think he gets any sense of pride or accomplishment from working hard, he just does it because that's what you're supposed to do and it's the only way he will ever get the things he wants (like affording brothel trips). Plus I think his ego would keep him from ever getting disability, because that would mean admitting something is wrong with him and he's not the incredible, infallible person he believes he is. Going on TardBux would mean Russ admitting that he's a retard, and his ego won't allow it.

 

[Crispeacock]

He used to joke that he was the worlds best but he’s literally never even done it

He can barely talk normally, what makes you think he can do that. You cant understand Gristle at the best of times.