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I'm convinced she bought the InstaPot because Jen was just gifted one and Chantal doesn't want to be left out of the pack. Either that or Dan sent it to her.
Dan sent her the deep fryer.
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I'm convinced she bought the InstaPot because Jen was just gifted one and Chantal doesn't want to be left out of the pack. Either that or Dan sent it to her.
He's actually pretty cute in that pic.
The thing is, if she's shitting 8 times a day and after the colonoscopy etc that problem is solved, she will put on much more weight, I mean its pretty incredible that she's not 600 lbs already, to me she seems to eat worse than ALR.
I think you're right. The food might be passing though her system too quickly to absorb all of the calories/"nutrition".He's actually pretty cute in that pic.
The thing is, if she's shitting 8 times a day and after the colonoscopy etc that problem is solved, she will put on much more weight, I mean its pretty incredible that she's not 600 lbs already, to me she seems to eat worse than ALR.
I think you're right. The food might be passing though her system too quickly to absorb all of the calories/"nutrition".
Good point! Once it starts snowing, her car will be pretty much inaccessible in her luxury villa parking lot. I think another farmer may have already mentioned, but wasn't herView attachment 1725344
12 days of Christmas? You mean 12 days of eating, right? 12 days of stuffing her face with Pup-eyes, Arbys, McDonalds, Burger King and Chinese food galore? Once it starts snowing in Ottawa, Chantal won't be leaving the confines of her luxury apartment to take us on any enthralling adventures. She'll start ordering in more than she already is now, and she'll blow up to bedbound saga which will be on the 12th day.![]()
Great, another lame gimmick that will fall flat on it's face! The food will not be Christmas themed just like most of her stuff during Vlogtober had nothing to do with October or Halloween. That is why i do not consider her a mukbanger since she just films random meals that she would have eaten anyway. Chantal eats for herself and not her audience so it is never a special occasion and there is very little effort put into making things interesting by trying different and innovative food. She says she eats pizza to make the haters mad but it actually just bores everyone to tears. She is the one that is mad that her views are tanking because people are no longer shocked at how many McDonald's burgers she can deepthroat in a single sitting.View attachment 1725344
12 days of Christmas? You mean 12 days of eating, right? 12 days of stuffing her face with Pup-eyes, Arbys, McDonalds, Burger King and Chinese food galore? Once it starts snowing in Ottawa, Chantal won't be leaving the confines of her luxury apartment to take us on any enthralling adventures. She'll start ordering in more than she already is now, and she'll blow up to bedbound saga which will be on the 12th day.![]()
If push comes to shove; she will just send her personal butler to do it. Peetz will comply since he still needs his weekly trip to the comic book store.Good point! Once it starts snowing, her car will be pretty much inaccessible in her luxury villa parking lot. I think another farmer may have already mentioned, but wasn't herroach motelold apartment attached to covered parking so she didn't have to worry about shoveling or clearing her car? God forbid she try to get down the front stoop / outside stairs of her place.
This almost makes me pray for an early blizzard to see the two of them trapped together for months. I imagine it to be like a scene out of Misery or The Shining.
Odds are good that she will do a meatloaf in it at some point. She has at least 4 meatloaf videos from a cursory search of her channel. I have no idea if it is any less effort to do a meatloaf in an instant pot, but googling throws out a lot of recipes for this.You Guys, I don't know what to cook next. Any suggestions?
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Eddy has the best idea ever:
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I may be wrong but I thought the idea behind a mukbang was almost like you were sharing a meal with the person. As such, I wouldn't necessarily say the quality of the meal (whether it is seasonally themed etc) is the most important thing, but instead the personality of the mukbanger. I'm sure we all have that one friend who we could have a dirty takeaway with and still feel like it was a nice meal because of spending time with them, talking and laughing. Admittedly, the food does make some difference - from looking through YT mukbangers I am much more drawn to people eating unusual foods I can't get here, rather than somebody just eating whatever burger/fried chicken combo they wanted (sorry, "craved"). North American mukbangers just seem to revolve around eating large amounts of fast food. I just don't see how Chantal fills that entertainer role for anybody but feeders. She has absolutely terrible table manners and what always gets me if the way she pauses mid-sentence to eat, so you have to wait to find out what enlightened wisdom spills forth, delayed by a Big Mac dipped in Big Mac sauce ("mmm, it's saucy!"). It's nothing like sharing a meal with somebody, where you finish your sentence before pausing to enjoy the food as the other person talks or you consider what has just been said. The way she so naturally does this, I think that is genuinely how she acts at the dinner table when not filming. Her mind revolves around food so much that she has to stop all other mental activity in it's tracks in order to stuff more in. And it's just going to escalate more and more now that Bibi isn't there to share some meals. Peetz doesn't give a fuck; his table manners are on par with Chantal and so they are just both affirming each others' terrible table manners.Great, another lame gimmick that will fall flat on it's face! The food will not be Christmas themed just like most of her stuff during Vlogtober had nothing to do with October or Halloween. That is why i do not consider her a mukbanger since she just films random meals that she would have eaten anyway. Chantal eats for herself and not her audience so it is never a special occasion and there is very little effort put into making things interesting by trying different and innovative food. She says she eats pizza to make the haters mad but it actually just bores everyone to tears. She is the one that is mad that her views are tanking because people are no longer shocked at how many McDonald's burgers she can deepthroat in a single sitting.
Her two front teeth seem to have been replaced by a single block of cheese.View attachment 1723811
Caption reads "outside with Sam".
We all know your chins exist. No point in trying to hide them for the picture, Chinny.
Yeah while it's true we have had unseasonably warm weather the past week, the night in question of this photo was very high winds with a windchill bringing this area close to zero degrees and it's clearly the new gray jacket she struggled to try on for us in the picture and not last years jacket as @Gorl Talk pointed out. OP jumped the gun a bit on that analysis.I'm pretty sure this is a recent pic. You can see where she had that giant zit on the bridge of her nose by her left/our right eye. The background also looks like her luxury patio panelling.
She just bundled up to hide her jowls.
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What great timing that friend has.
That "problem" will never be solved. She craps 8 times a day because she eats enough volume to generate 8 craps a day.
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What great timing that friend has.
I'm sure it'll be more like one large pizza, two Big Mac meals. three Red Lobster entrees, four double Whoppers, fiiiiive Pup-eyes siiiiides...I remember asking about, commenting on her parking situation some months ago. She lives close enough to the Ottawa River for the winds to howl her way & dump extra snow. No way our Debauched Dumpling will clear her own car or her parking space so I suspect as others have opined... Peetz. Haven't been back here long enough to read the weather tea leaves for this coming winter but my memories remind me some Ottawa winters can be horrendous for heavy snowfalls followed by immediate bitter cold.
She could do an interesting 12 Days of Christmas series by each night, featuring foods item traditional to a variety of cultures over the holiday period. She's at least part French Canadian with her last name; she could feature a properly made traditional tourtiere on 1 night. Done right, following any specific regional recipe from Quebec; you're guaranteed a standout meat pie. She claims to be a foodie? She can prove it, (& a true foodie would enjoy it), by researching some traditional Christmas dishes, plan out a 12 day menu, shop for then make each dish. As long as she doesn't pick anything too complicated & provides a few nuggets of traditional wisdom or history behind the dishes, she could garner a hefty number of views & for once, they'd be earned.
But nah; too much work.