Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

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Let's Find Out! said:
Hey Kelly, if you really want to do something useful for Native people I have a suggestion - get the fuck off our land.
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Excuse YOU, Kelly is one of the GOOD white people, you ungrateful savage. You should be thanking her for using her white privilege to amplify your message against paper feather headband crafts, a message I’m sure you were about to make yourself, or if you weren’t don’t worry, Kelly did it for you.

In exchange for all this blessed allyship and speaking on your behalf because you’re too savage and ignorant to do it yourself, Kelly gets to remain squatting on your land. It’s only fair. Moving somewhere else would be a right bitch.
 
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No fatty is giving up Thanksgiving. It is the one day of the year when everyone eats just like them.

All we need to do is convince Kelly that the Native Americans fast in protest. There needs to be a "fast or you're a nasty white colonizer" trend on social media. There's no way Kelly could last a day without eating something. I'd love to see the Kelly explain that she totally supports the movement but can't do it because of her "ED".
 
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It's November 1st, time to get busy:

- "Proactively" lecturing teachers about how to do their job

- Reminding your family why they decided to stop inviting you to family holidays

- Combing Twitter to find out what you need to be loudly angry about this month

- Contacting your medical providers to demand that they don't cause trauma by:
  1. Weighing you
  2. Asking about your diet
  3. Discussing your obesity-related conditions during the triggering holiday season
- Going over your friends' SM posts with a fine-toothed comb to make certain they're not celebrating the holidays in a problematic manner

- Taking a series of selfies in various states of undress to have ready at a moment's notice just in case you need one to pair with an unexpected but very important thought

Glad to see Kelly's got her November all mapped out, hope she finds a way to squeeze a little "me-time" into her very demanding activism/supermom duties by treating herself to some well-deserved bedside fried chicken.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
You know the native Americans didn’t even HAVE low blood sugar until the white colonists showed up and ruined everything.
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The amusing thing about this comment...

The Traditional Pima Indian Diet: Composition and adaptation for use in a dietary intervention study

OBJECTIVE— To examine changes in the Pima Indian diet composition that may have played a role in the dramatic rise in the incidence of NIDDM among Pima Indians over the last century. RESEARCH DESIGN AND METHODS— We investigated the composition of the foods comparable to those available to the...
care.diabetesjournals.org care.diabetesjournals.org

...is that there is a grain, or pine nut, of truth to it. TL-DR the Pima indians saw improvements in their diabetic condition when they stopped eating paleface food and returned to their ancestral diets.
 
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John_Smith said:
The amusing thing about this comment...

The Traditional Pima Indian Diet: Composition and adaptation for use in a dietary intervention study

OBJECTIVE— To examine changes in the Pima Indian diet composition that may have played a role in the dramatic rise in the incidence of NIDDM among Pima Indians over the last century. RESEARCH DESIGN AND METHODS— We investigated the composition of the foods comparable to those available to the...
care.diabetesjournals.org care.diabetesjournals.org

...is that there is a grain, or pine nut, of truth to it.
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There's a reason "commod bod" is a thing. But Kelly is a privileged colonizer so she doesn't have to eat like a rez NDN.
 
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deeplyhigh said:
We are so blessed to have people on earth who will document themselves breaking furniture because they are a fucking elephant in the shape of a human.
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It's probably more accurate to say she's more like an elephant with a human pelt grotesquely stretched over it, Kelly stopped being 'human' shaped ages ago.
 
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There are no fat allies for people like Kelly. Only handmaidens who must debase themselves and always support Kelly as being 100% right.

There are no fat allies for deathfats because they are mad at the world, mad at anyone smaller than them, which is everyone, mad at themselves for being largely immobile and useless. Allyship only works with someone who doesn't hate themselves. For all the bleating and yass queening in FA, massively obese people like Kelly don’t like being obese and wish they weren’t.

If you’re smaller than them, your mere existence will remind them of their self-hate and the only way to assuage their projected self-loathing is to constantly self-flagellate at their altar. The minute you disagree with them, you’re gone.
 
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