TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[The tired cat]

Sort of... The Spoony Experiment



Dr. @Person Man don't forget these bullet points in your subcategories:

1.1. He has a massive knowledge of many obscure things that were lost in time and weaponizes his Mashable Award/Stream audience counts (formerly) against obvious chat trolls. ("How many watch your stream muthafucka? Oh yeah, my stream is so dead.")
1.2. He is not able to come forward and admit he committed an error, even if it means to dissolve a fricticious situation, proving ironically that he is not smarter than his "opponents" (The Jesu incident) - further evidence is lying to an officer and disconcern about other people's wellbeing while being the culprit (car crash).

2.1. Instead, he clings to subjects that are so far above his (let's say) paygrade, disregarding all the problems you've listed - essentially wasting gray cells and elbow grease.
2.2. He has a pet to care for and prolly neglects her more than we're led to believe. Living in a smelly mansion-sized dump with backyard walkies counts as neglect, yes.

I beg to differ about running out of content to make, his vast knowledge of obscure stuff could lead to him finding forgotten stuff to heckle (Like the Robin Hood/Samurai Zombie Nation/Heroes of the Lance) aka what he's best at. What he ran out of are D&D anecdotes, Reb Brown and motivation to search for suitable things to review.

Im kinda amazed that after Reb Brown, he didnt go and do Steven Seagal movies. He could have started with Belly of the Beast and went after some really schlocky shit Steven did, hell would have been better than what Film Brain did. Hell, he had plenty of choices of movies to make videos from his written reviews

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Im kinda amazed that after Reb Brown, he didnt go and do Steven Seagal movies. He could have started with Belly of the Beast and went after some really schlocky shit Steven did, hell would have been better than what Film Brain did. Hell, he had plenty of choices of movies to make videos from his written reviews

He didn't went anywhere. Scarlett breakup was just a test ground to see how much his audience can handle his absence. After Patreon success he suddenly realized he doesn't need to work anymore, tweet all day and take all the money.

I have a theory, and that is that he autosuggested himself into "been sad and depressed". He talked about it before, along with having heart sickness and various surgeries, but once he got 5$$$ on the Patreon he just gave up. And people either left or bought it for some time, and for some they are still buying his whining on his and Oreos twitter.

 

[RJ MacReady]

He didn't went anywhere. Scarlett breakup was just a test ground to see how much his audience can handle his absence. After Patreon success he suddenly realized he doesn't need to work anymore, tweet all day and take all the money.

I have a theory, and that is that he autosuggested himself into "been sad and depressed". He talked about it before, along with having heart sickness and various surgeries, but once he got 5$$$ on the Patreon he just gave up. And people either left or bought it for some time, and for some they are still buying his whining on his and Oreos twitter.

I think it's been consensus for a few years now that the Patreon was a killer anesthetic/paralytic for Spoony. The guaranteed cash made him complacent and the sudden responsibility of having to deliver made him afraid, so he plugged his ears and ran away and here we are.

It's a pretty devastating character insight. Everyone always knew he was a procrastinator with spotty output, but the instant he had a concrete obligation to make content he completely imploded.

 

[Mango Unchained]

I noticed that while he was losing followers in a quite slow and steady rate for the last couple of years, allowing him to hold onto around 38k followers or so, that's changed in the last ~6 months.
The rate at which he loses followers has risen so much that he has managed to lose around 1.5k followers in just those 6 months, and he is still losing followers fast.
I am sure losing his twitter followers is a huge blow to his ego. With tens of thousands followers he is "Spoony with capital S".
Who will he be when he drops to "just" below 10k?

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For as much as a vitriolic slob he is, you gotta admit he really nailed the thicket of worshipping paypigs. If it was anything like in Projared's case, his followers would flush out drainage-style. And I think the difference is that April didn't cause a fuss at all, unlike Heidi - when you need women to light a trashfire, they don't.

Y'all saw his April hauntings, you know there is potential.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

For as much as a vitriolic slob he is, you gotta admit he really nailed the thicket of worshipping paypigs. If it was anything like in Projared's case, his followers would flush out drainage-style. And I think the difference is that April didn't cause a fuss at all, unlike Heidi - when you need women to light a trashfire, they don't.

Difference between ProJared and Spoony is huge. For once, ProJared never publicly said he was doing nude exchange, while Spoony was always depressed, bipolar, heart conditions and other hypochondriac episodes in his vlogs (I'm not saying he wasn't sick, but it always feeleth like it was forced and made for attention).

Second, ProJared is aimed mostly at younger viewers, meanwhile Spoony goes for the people born in the 80s and early 90s. Most of them still live with their parents or roommates, and are looking for the individual who will be their rolemodel, with same interest and niche that they are interested in. The older you are, the harder it is for you to find someone who likes niche stuff like you do.

That's why they follow Spoony One, because unlike the kids who follow ProJered and move on when someone more interesting comes along, Spoonys audience are the slaves of their own insecurity and willingness to move on, so they grab for that happy place as tight as they can, because st. Noah will come again, in his Ark, when the tide is high.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He will loiter at his local 24/7 but for a different reason.

After all this years restarting his YouTube carreer is the same as starting a completely new one. The few thousand views he has would make him not even minimum wage and tbh, the taste of YouTube's viewership has dramatically changed over the years.
Also worth mentioning is that YouTube gaming channels are nowadays counted by the millions, he would be just another drop in the ocean.
He could make it back then because it was a totally new territory and there were just a handfull of gaming related channels, today it a over saturated market and starting at zero and be so successful that you can live of it is nigh impossible.
This ship has long sailed, the best would be he admits that to himself and gets the help he needs and goes of the internet entirely and gets a real job. But it's Spoony so this will not happen and his decline will continue to the point where he is 50 and still sleeps on Miles' couch.

At least Miles makes six figures after his overtime so he can help his brother out for a bit until he get's fed up with his brothers laziness again.

 

[mlanguishi]

At least Miles makes six figures after his overtime so he can help his brother out for a bit until he get's fed up with his brothers laziness again. This is why you don't wheen and whine and dox youself.

Miles killed a guy for having an AK, and he's apparently very well off as a cop. Noah hates cops, but unless he goes with his parents he'll be living off that situation.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

At least Miles makes six figures after his overtime so he can help his brother out for a bit until he get's fed up with his brothers laziness again.

Is he still with the Police, I always thought he's already retired? But yes most likely he'll help him with money and hopefully some stern words from time to time.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Is he still with the Police, I always thought he's already retired? But yes most likely he'll help him with money and hopefully some stern words from time to time.

I believe he got promoted to something more administrative after getting a commendation for that incident.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I believe he got promoted to something more administrative after getting a commendation for that incident.

Hopefully with a nice rise in his paygrade.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I believe he got promoted to something more administrative after getting a commendation for that incident.

He got promoted to sergeant a few years after it happened.

 

[White Devil]

He got promoted to sergeant a few years after it happened.

So he's on a regular promotion track then.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Where the hell is Spoonster after Trump lost the election, to show how much he is ecstatic because Big Bad Orange Man isn't in charge, even if he:

-doesn't have a job, isn't productive, and lives from the donations that are slowly declining

-looks like when you cross Sloth with the Slug, and add some Human DNA

-is in poor mental and physical health

-lost his home

-lost his girlfriend because of his ego, twice

 

[Mango Unchained]

Where the hell is Spoonster after Trump lost the election, to show how much he is ecstatic because Big Bad Orange Man isn't in charge, even if he:

-doesn't have a job, isn't productive, and lives from the donations that are slowly declining

-looks like when you cross Sloth with the Slug, and add some Human DNA

-is in poor mental and physical health

-lost his home

-lost his girlfriend because of his ego, twice

On his best way to become Dr. Insano for real, natch.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

On his best way to become Dr. Insano for real, natch.

Dr. Insano is a fun fictional character who brings joy and laugh, Noah Antwiler is a really sad and miserable excuse for a human being, who also brings joy and laugh, to the people like us.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Dr. Insano is a fun fictional character who brings joy and laugh, Noah Antwiler is a really sad and miserable excuse for a human being, who also brings joy and laugh, to the people like us.

I think Noah in any form or character makes us laugh, for a multitude of reasons lol. Wether one laughs at him or with him depends on you, the watcher.

However, if your fictional character is more funny and charismatic than you (even if it was perhaps a knockoff of a comic doctor I can't remember now) then you've created your own Tyler Durden and can only await the sweet embrace of full-blown insanity and parent's basement.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Miles killed a guy for having an AK, and he's apparently very well off as a cop. Noah hates cops, but unless he goes with his parents he'll be living off that situation.

Noah has repeatedly defended cops against blanket accusations of various kinds and was very level headed in his approach. Did that change during the BLM riots and I missed it? Cause I could swear he was pretty fair towards cops in the past - specifically cause his brother is a cop.
Also, Miles shot a guy in the line of duty in a situation where there was little else to do, don't trashtalk a guy doing his job, just cause he shares a few genes with someone you dislike.

 

[ISP]

Where the hell is Spoonster after Trump lost the election, to show how much he is ecstatic because Big Bad Orange Man isn't in charge, even if he:

-doesn't have a job, isn't productive, and lives from the donations that are slowly declining

-looks like when you cross Sloth with the Slug, and add some Human DNA

-is in poor mental and physical health

-lost his home

-lost his girlfriend because of his ego, twice

Doesn't he have that "slam" pig that has been stalking him to fall back on?

 

[Foltest]

Noah has repeatedly defended cops against blanket accusations of various kinds and was very level headed in his approach. Did that change during the BLM riots and I missed it? Cause I could swear he was pretty fair towards cops in the past - specifically cause his brother is a cop.
Also, Miles shot a guy in the line of duty in a situation where there was little else to do, don't trashtalk a guy doing his job, just cause he shares a few genes with someone you dislike.

Also, didn't Miles shot him because that guy reached for his ak? Anyway, Miles did nothing wrong. He is the Alpha compared to virgin spoony.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Glad he's got his priorities straight