Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Beautiful Border]

He had talked about it positively once in a video years ago.

Really? That's surprising. I would've thought that the idea of inferior, obsolete ruraloids becoming wealthy and successful would have infuriated him.

 

[hairazor]

Really? That's surprising. I would've thought that the idea of inferior, obsolete ruraloids becoming wealthy and successful would have infuriated him.

They merely inherited a fortune and were not accustomed to luxuries common within their new found community. No idea how he'd critique it today.

 

[VooDew]

Lindsay's entire back and forth with Addison Caine has brought out the claws and she couldn't have picked a more deserving target.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't think this has been posted yet. I was browsing r/OutoftheLoop and found a post on the drama.

You have to read some of the comments on this. Plenty of spergs having at it in an attempt to downplay Bob's behavior over the years.

Spoiler: Bob has the correct opinions on things

This entire drama has all but confirmed for me something that I think we have all suspected: that Bob's fans are as dumb and psychotically hypocritical as he is.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I really want Jarbo the Hutt to release a Cinema Robert track after all of this.

@Jarbo The Hutt you would be the hero of many a farmer.

 

[Beautiful Border]

They merely inherited a fortune and were not accustomed to luxuries common within their new found community. No idea how he'd critique it today.

True, but they were still clearly the protagonists who the audience is supposed to sympathise with. If I had to guess he'd say that they became rich through their white privilege or some other crap

 

[TFT-A9]

Plot twist: Bob gets thoroughly fucking nuked by everyone he looked up to and, given his inability to find fault for anything in himself, he begins his redemption arc.

Is this the beginning of MAGABob?

If by "redemption arc" you mean messy public suicide.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Bob's new theme song.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

One thing we know for sure is that Lindsay Ellis doesn’t like parasites feeding off her. She terminated that friendship without a second thought. There was no plan B for her. She sucked all of the life out of Bob. Just scraped any last hope he had. Some might say she should have done it sooner, that this was late term, but sometimes you don’t realize how defective someone is until it threatens the life of your own career.

 

[AnOminous]

One thing we know for sure is that Lindsay Ellis doesn’t like parasites feeding off her. She terminated that friendship without a second thought. There was no plan B for her. She sucked all of the life out of Bob. Just scraped any last hope he had. Some might say she should have done it sooner, that this was late term, but sometimes you don’t realize how defective someone is until it threatens the life of your own career.

I get the impression she's had it with his shit for some time or quite possibly just never even liked him and was looking for an opportunity. Without his position of power at the Escapist, there was no reason not to pull the trigger the next time he pulled any of his simp shit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

To be more specific he said something along the lines of race mixing is bad and that rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites. He's pretty much extremely based, which is the opposite you'd think for someone like him. I've definitely admired him more ever since that moment, although he would like to forget it.

I don't think he said race mixing is bad, but he definitely did say the latter, and also said in regards to immigration that nobody wants to be a minority in their own country. This was during a "debate" with Destiny. John came in to have a discussion (he had basically no idea who Destiny was, just a guy who asked Jon to come on his podcast after Jon criticized 2016 post-election "peaceful protest" antics on Twitter) while Destiny was of course looking to win a contest, so it was pretty one-sided. The funny thing is, if you ignore the optics of a couple of statements, Jontron actually didn't do half bad despite his massive disadvantage.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

We are on opposite ends of the spectrum, my friend.

but it’s a testament to JonTrons following that everyone seems to have forgiven and forgotten about that fiasco. I don’t see it coming back to bite him at this point based on his current standing, so his actions are a moot point anyways.

A lot of how Jontron survived, I think, was just his response. Instead of groveling to the Wokerati trying to get his seat back at the cool kids' table, he just said "Yeah, I said something off the cuff that I now realize was wrong and stupid. My bad." And then he moved on, despite the many people who didn't want to let him. That's how a REAL apology works. Not having to do 100 Hail Anitas as penance.

I wish more people would learn from him.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

I don't think he said race mixing is bad, but he definitely did say the latter, and also said in regards to immigration that nobody wants to be a minority in their own country. This was during a "debate" with Destiny. John came in to have a discussion while Destiny was of course looking to win a contest, so it was pretty one-sided. The funny thing is, if you ignore the optics, Jontron actually didn't do half bad despite his massive disadvantage.

As I recall the rich blacks committing more crime than poor whites fact was taken from the Washington Post. He was condemned for considering any reason for it other than racism. Fortunately karma came around and Destiny himself was cancelled for thinking outside of the approved box.

Meanwhile Bob for all his awful comments has stayed within the acceptable range for the left, if at the fringe.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

More like MovieKWAB

 

[Water-T]

There's not a single reason why Bob shouldn't be as famous a Lindsay by this point, they both started almost at the same time on the internet, but as much as I never cared about Lindsay she always kept evolving her style to at the very least keep it up with modern standards, now she has a book and a deal for another and a show for PBS at the very least.
I'm pretty sure Bob has been using Adobe Premiere 2008 ever since it released, and he doesn't even know all he can do with it. Bob could be as famous as Lindsay by this point, and he knows that, but he doesn't understand why he isn't.
Also, he's nearly 40. I'm yet to hit 25 and I already feel too old for this shit. Bob's life is truly worthless.
Has he even hired a prostitute at least?

Bob had a prime opportunity to get his career off the ground when his Pixels review went viral in 2015, but then he blew it with the non-stop GAMERGATE STOP HARASSING MY WAIFU ANITA! sperging. Normies came to see him tear down bad movies AVGN style, and all they got was this fat potato headed autist screeching about garbage that 99.9% of the population didn't give two shits about. The few people who could sit through all that reeing about GG were then turned off by his obnoxious BAHSTAN accent, his overbaked potato face, and his overall toxic know-it-all behaviour.

Cinema Roberto is his own worst enemy.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I think the moviebob army are trolls. Moviebob wouldn't even get a plutoon.

No duh. But it,s making my cock just as rock hard as fucking steel. I still want to lick his buttery cholesterol infested tears.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Bob had a prime opportunity to get his career off the ground when his Pixels review went viral in 2015, but then he blew it with the non-stop GAMERGATE STOP HARASSING MY WAIFU ANITA! sperging. Normies came to see him tear down bad movies AVGN style, and all they got was this fat potato headed autist screeching about garbage that 99.9% of the population didn't give two shits about. The few people who could sit through all that reeing about GG were then turned off by his obnoxious BAHSTAN accent, his overbaked potato face, and his overall toxic know-it-all behaviour.

Cinema Roberto is his own worst enemy.

The funny thing is, even now he could still raise his profile by leaning into what everyone already knows about him and collaborating with other creators- sure, BreadTube doesn't want him, but wouldn't MauLer, Razorfist, and Sargon jump at the chance to have Bob on their channels? They're all bigger than him, but having Diabeeto himself put in an appearance would get the eyes, no questions asked. Like Chris-Chan or DSP, Bob is actually in the perfect position to exploit his own infamy if he can muster the nerve to do it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Longtime cranky right wing blogger Ace of Spades just went after Bob for a bit of an afternoon blowoff post. Nothing we haven't covered, but Ace's verbiage is amusing.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391269

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The funny thing is, even now he could still raise his profile by leaning into what everyone already knows about him and collaborating with other creators- sure, BreadTube doesn't want him, but wouldn't MauLer, Razorfist, and Sargon jump at the chance to have Bob on their channels? They're all bigger than him, but having Diabeeto himself put in an appearance would get the eyes, no questions asked. Like Chris-Chan or DSP, Bob is actually in the perfect position to exploit his own infamy if he can muster the nerve to do it.

My first instinct is to say that his Socjus minded audience would cancel him for "platforming" these people (even though they all have bigger audiences than him at this point) but considering how relatively few of them have dumped him so far over the Ellis fiasco, that might not be a problem.

We'll see if his Patreon dips further. It still boggles my mind that this fat fuck of all people has donors giving him 4K a month. They all must be mentally ill.

 

[Water-T]

The funny thing is, even now he could still raise his profile by leaning into what everyone already knows about him and collaborating with other creators- sure, BreadTube doesn't want him, but wouldn't MauLer, Razorfist, and Sargon jump at the chance to have Bob on their channels? They're all bigger than him, but having Diabeeto himself put in an appearance would get the eyes, no questions asked. Like Chris-Chan or DSP, Bob is actually in the perfect position to exploit his own infamy if he can muster the nerve to do it.

I'd love to see him do a video with RazorFist. He'd be fair to Robert and give him a chance to speak his mind, but wouldn't hesitate to cut the fat fuck down to size the minute he starts pulling his I'M RIGHT AND YOU UNEDUCATED PEONS ARE WRONG! spergery.