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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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This is exciting--it's the first time we've ever been able to track the donations he brings in. All eyes on https://ko-fi.com/ace83, everyone! Constant vigilance!

I'm guessing the goal won't last long on that page, for exactly that reason.

edit: ...ah, but does every donation get recorded on the beneficiary's feed regardless of whether there's a goal or not, or can the beneficiary disable that? Does anyone know how Ko-Fi works? Now I'm thinking the Ko-Fi account itself might not be long for this world.
every donation is indeed tracked on the user's Ko-Fi page, anonymous donations included. Hell, it even shows who the beneficiary donated to.
 
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Lou's misogyny rears its ugly head again, as he needlessly points out that his evil pastor was female:

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Now I'm curious as to how he ended up in the Salvation Army in the first place if the whole family is Catholic (because duh, they're Italian). I could have sworn there was a family connection to Salvationism... maybe through the brother's immunocompromised Polish father?
 
I say suck my dick from the back if you can you caustic, limp-dicked faggot. By far the most insulting thing about this tweet is the fact that Lou, the most pathetic, compulsive beggar I have ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon, is here virtually on his knees BEGGING people to believe that anything, anything at all would get him to shut his fucking mouth and go away for even smallest parcel of time.

Louis: You are unable to stop. No amount of anything - even realized fantasies unrestricted by the bounds of the human imagination - would get you to stop any of the things that you do, all of which are bad. You couldn't stop begging any more than you could stop compulsively masturbating, compulsively eating, compulsively buying, compulsively whining, binging and purging, binging and purging, binging and purging endlessly with all the breathless pace of the ageless dregs of the human condition. We all bear witness to your minute by minute inadequacy, to your utter lack of humanity, the desolate dead end of your wastrel existence.

Haha fat virgin
 
The local Salvation Army is just a hangout for bums Lous mom was probably looking for a hand out and saw a job opening
Lou's misogyny rears its ugly head again, as he needlessly points out that his evil pastor was female:

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Now I'm curious as to how he ended up in the Salvation Army in the first place if the whole family is Catholic (because duh, they're Italian). I could have sworn there was a family connection to Salvationism... maybe through the brother's immunocompromised Polish father?
 
Lou's misogyny rears its ugly head again, as he needlessly points out that his evil pastor was female:

View attachment 1727006

Now I'm curious as to how he ended up in the Salvation Army in the first place if the whole family is Catholic (because duh, they're Italian). I could have sworn there was a family connection to Salvationism... maybe through the brother's immunocompromised Polish father?
I guess he's not jewish today.
 
Now I'm curious as to how he ended up in the Salvation Army in the first place if the whole family is Catholic (because duh, they're Italian). I could have sworn there was a family connection to Salvationism... maybe through the brother's immunocompromised Polish father?

The Lord provides! I found this blog entry that Lou wrote in 2006 when he was a student at Seton Hall, discussing his decision to join the Salvation Army:

January 02, 2006​


Excommunicating myself..or why I don't follow "the church of the Lord"​

I promised myself after 1/1/06 that I wouldn't blog again, period. That I wouldn't touch this blog, even for class. and now here I am...
Why do I "excommunicate" myself from the Roman Catholic church?
Have I been offically excommunicated?
Those are questions that I hear constantly.
The answer to the second question is no, not yet. I hope to be soon though. Hell, I might even contact the Roman Catholic church myself and demand it.
The first question is tougher to answer because it deals with more personal opinions and the like than actual fact that can be proven. I'll try my best to answer the first question without saying anything "bad" about other people's faith.
First, let me say this. Since I do not go to Catholic mass, but I still consider myself a Christian. I go to the Salvation Army, which is Weslyan and therefore Protestant in it's views. I have disagreements with them as well as the Catholic church in many of my beliefs (such as gay marriage).
Second, I am hoping to take soldier classes and eventually become an officer within the Army and hopefully become a youth minister--which is what I wanted to do with my life orginially, but didn't because I came to a Catholic University and didn't want to learn the Catholic way of salvation.
But ok..now to the real reason I am posting this. On Dr. Jerz's blog, there is an entry about how churches are taking their sermon to a wrestling mat instead of the synagogues and pulpits like the norm. There is this person on his blog, that calls itself AC II or anynomous coward II. I personally call that person just a plain coward, and allow them the opportunity to show themselves to me via email or this blog.
Anyways, I posted the following on Dr. Jerz's blog:
As for being a heathen, no sir/ma'am. I am a practicing member of the Salvation Army after self-excommunicating myself from the Catholic church.
To which this thing replied:
Because my views hold true to the old views and the morals that many lack today, you think I am some fringe extremist, have you ever thought about examining why you are execommunicating yourself from the church of the lord?
Have I thought about it, dear thing? All the time, but with the pity and self-loathing that you might think I do it with. But instead with a deep fascination and wonder.
I'll start with your last part of that statement. The Catholic church is NOT the "the church of the lord". Jesus assigned to Peter the responsibility of establishing the Christian church. Now I know that for many Catholics, this equates to:
Peter+establishing a church=the Catholic church. Not the case. Yes, up until that fateful Halloween day in the 1500s when Martin Luther posted his 95 thesis, the Catholic church was THE church that everyone associated with Christianity. That's all fine and well.
But see the thing is, catholic means universial. As in not applying to one thing or another. Yet throughout history, we associate that word with the church in rome. But the Protestant/Catholic split, which I believe is called the Great Schism (though I will admit to being wrong beforehand, if that is not the case) wasn't the first split. Since in 1000s-1300s (?) there was a split even amongst the romans and the greeks/russians/eastern european church. Which is why now there is the Roman Catholic, the Greek Orthodox, and the Eastern Orthodox church.
Anyways, Christ said to Peter, " You are Peter. On this rock I will build my church." (Matthew 16:18). He doesn't saying "Yo, my main simon! You will be called petey from here on in dawg. You will be my main man..my pope! Cause dude, The Catholic church is the official church of God! Peace my nigga!"
All he says is that you will be my rock, and on you I will build my church. What church? No one exactly knows, though of course a certain church says that that can be interpretted as being the Catholic church.
"Saint" Paul (you know..the dude who went blind then could see and found new faith in the Lord.) is the one most often credited with the founding of the Catholic church.
So that's the first reason that I have a problem with the church, is because they lay claim to something that can't be proven.
My second problem, is the whole gay marriage thing. But it's not a problem that I have JUST with the one church. The Salvation Army believes gay marriage is wrong also. I don't. That plain and simple.
The third problem is women priests. The Catholic church says no. The Salvation Army says yes. On a regular basis I will hear Captain Jenny Shurtlift (not sure if that's EXACTLY how to spell her name.) give a good sermon--not about Hell, Fire, and Brimstone--but on the salvation God gave the human race through is only begotten son, Jesus Christ of Nazerith. Good stuff.
The fourth problem, is that it took the church nearly 50 years before it apologized for it's role in WWII and the prosecution of the Jews. Also it denies the Inquistion (at least I checked many friends that are Catholics, and many priests that I have talked to did anyways.)
Now..don't get me wrong, I don't have problems with ALL Catholics, as most are fun to be around with and don't make religion a problem. But when the fantical and zealous nutjobs come along, that's when I have problem.
That is why I self-excommunicate myself from the Church. Quick, someone ask Father Honeygosky if he has the authority to excommunicate this "heathen". Please?
Posted by lougagliardi at January 2, 2006 05:33 PM

The money quote:

First, let me say this. Since I do not go to Catholic mass, but I still consider myself a Christian. I go to the Salvation Army, which is Weslyan and therefore Protestant in it's views. I have disagreements with them as well as the Catholic church in many of my beliefs (such as gay marriage).

Second, I am hoping to take soldier classes and eventually become an officer within the Army and hopefully become a youth minister--which is what I wanted to do with my life orginially, but didn't because I came to a Catholic University and didn't want to learn the Catholic way of salvation.

This is interesting for a few reasons. It suggests that Lou isn't lying when he says he intended to go to seminary at one point in his life. Also, note that Lou was actually a halfway-competent writer when he was in his early twenties, which makes his clear regression since then much more horrifying. (But please also note that he was a dick to other people back then, too.) Most importantly, though, the clear implication here is that Salvationism is a path that Lou actively chose, rather than something that was thrust upon him by a family member. I would dearly love to know more about the events and thought processes that led up to this decision, but that, sadly, will require more research.

But that's not all! We must also consider the timeline Lou has thoughtfully provided to us:

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The dating would suggest that Lou's flirtation with the seminary most likely took place during the Republican Era (2001-2005). But then we must also consider that, nine years after this blog entry, Lou was still ringing bells for the Salvation Army in Greensburg...

Well, in the meantime, I figured I'd share some little thunk-provoking content I've had lying around for a little while.

So you know how Lou talks a lot about how he used to ring bells for Salvation Army back in the day-- and making it sound like that was when he was like, a teenager or something? It's actually quite recent; found our favorite dainty gal in the flesh in a newspaper article from 2015.


It does kind of make me wonder about the timeline of the grift, when did he start just e-begging fulltime? And also, he claims that he was Out and Proud to his evil family (or at least Papa Gags) by either 2013 or 2015, with having theoretically come out to his Evil Birthdad pre-2000... which makes me raise some eyebrows that he'd still be working for Salvation Army, which has a hell of a reputation among Lou's types as being pretty staunchly ant-LGBT. I'd like to know the lore here.

...as well as the fact that, two years later in 2017, he publicly dragged some poor bell-ringing fuck on Facebook for leaving his post:

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...both of which events, according to the timeline, occurred when he was out and trans, and the latter of which happened when he was a bothsidesist leftist creep. So why, when he was a bona fide member of the wokerati, why was he still putting in his time with the Salvation Army as recently as three years ago? More investigation is warranted!

edit: Also note that the very last word in that blog post, I shit thee not, is "Please?".
 
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Anyways, Christ said to Peter, " You are Peter. On this rock I will build my church." (Matthew 16:18 ). He doesn't saying "Yo, my main simon! You will be called petey from here on in dawg. You will be my main man..my pope! Cause dude, The Catholic church is the official church of God! Peace my nigga!"
Thats not very woke of you past Lou, i don't think you have permission to use that word
 
The Lord provides! I found this blog entry that Lou wrote in 2006 when he was a student at Seton Hall, discussing his decision to join the Salvation Army:

January 02, 2006​


Excommunicating myself..or why I don't follow "the church of the Lord"​

I promised myself after 1/1/06 that I wouldn't blog again, period. That I wouldn't touch this blog, even for class. and now here I am...
Why do I "excommunicate" myself from the Roman Catholic church?
Have I been offically excommunicated?
Those are questions that I hear constantly.
The answer to the second question is no, not yet. I hope to be soon though. Hell, I might even contact the Roman Catholic church myself and demand it.
The first question is tougher to answer because it deals with more personal opinions and the like than actual fact that can be proven. I'll try my best to answer the first question without saying anything "bad" about other people's faith.
First, let me say this. Since I do not go to Catholic mass, but I still consider myself a Christian. I go to the Salvation Army, which is Weslyan and therefore Protestant in it's views. I have disagreements with them as well as the Catholic church in many of my beliefs (such as gay marriage).
Second, I am hoping to take soldier classes and eventually become an officer within the Army and hopefully become a youth minister--which is what I wanted to do with my life orginially, but didn't because I came to a Catholic University and didn't want to learn the Catholic way of salvation.
But ok..now to the real reason I am posting this. On Dr. Jerz's blog, there is an entry about how churches are taking their sermon to a wrestling mat instead of the synagogues and pulpits like the norm. There is this person on his blog, that calls itself AC II or anynomous coward II. I personally call that person just a plain coward, and allow them the opportunity to show themselves to me via email or this blog.
Anyways, I posted the following on Dr. Jerz's blog:

To which this thing replied:

Have I thought about it, dear thing? All the time, but with the pity and self-loathing that you might think I do it with. But instead with a deep fascination and wonder.
I'll start with your last part of that statement. The Catholic church is NOT the "the church of the lord". Jesus assigned to Peter the responsibility of establishing the Christian church. Now I know that for many Catholics, this equates to:
Peter+establishing a church=the Catholic church. Not the case. Yes, up until that fateful Halloween day in the 1500s when Martin Luther posted his 95 thesis, the Catholic church was THE church that everyone associated with Christianity. That's all fine and well.
But see the thing is, catholic means universial. As in not applying to one thing or another. Yet throughout history, we associate that word with the church in rome. But the Protestant/Catholic split, which I believe is called the Great Schism (though I will admit to being wrong beforehand, if that is not the case) wasn't the first split. Since in 1000s-1300s (?) there was a split even amongst the romans and the greeks/russians/eastern european church. Which is why now there is the Roman Catholic, the Greek Orthodox, and the Eastern Orthodox church.
Anyways, Christ said to Peter, " You are Peter. On this rock I will build my church." (Matthew 16:18). He doesn't saying "Yo, my main simon! You will be called petey from here on in dawg. You will be my main man..my pope! Cause dude, The Catholic church is the official church of God! Peace my nigga!"
All he says is that you will be my rock, and on you I will build my church. What church? No one exactly knows, though of course a certain church says that that can be interpretted as being the Catholic church.
"Saint" Paul (you know..the dude who went blind then could see and found new faith in the Lord.) is the one most often credited with the founding of the Catholic church.
So that's the first reason that I have a problem with the church, is because they lay claim to something that can't be proven.
My second problem, is the whole gay marriage thing. But it's not a problem that I have JUST with the one church. The Salvation Army believes gay marriage is wrong also. I don't. That plain and simple.
The third problem is women priests. The Catholic church says no. The Salvation Army says yes. On a regular basis I will hear Captain Jenny Shurtlift (not sure if that's EXACTLY how to spell her name.) give a good sermon--not about Hell, Fire, and Brimstone--but on the salvation God gave the human race through is only begotten son, Jesus Christ of Nazerith. Good stuff.
The fourth problem, is that it took the church nearly 50 years before it apologized for it's role in WWII and the prosecution of the Jews. Also it denies the Inquistion (at least I checked many friends that are Catholics, and many priests that I have talked to did anyways.)
Now..don't get me wrong, I don't have problems with ALL Catholics, as most are fun to be around with and don't make religion a problem. But when the fantical and zealous nutjobs come along, that's when I have problem.
That is why I self-excommunicate myself from the Church. Quick, someone ask Father Honeygosky if he has the authority to excommunicate this "heathen". Please?
Posted by lougagliardi at January 2, 2006 05:33 PM

The money quote:



This is interesting for a few reasons. It suggests that Lou isn't lying when he says he intended to go to seminary at one point in his life. Also, note that Lou was actually a halfway-competent writer when he was in his early twenties, which makes his clear regression since then much more horrifying. (But please also note that he was a dick to other people back then, too.) Most importantly, though, the clear implication here is that Salvationism is a path that Lou actively chose, rather than something that was thrust upon him by a family member. I would dearly love to know more about the events and thought processes that led up to this decision, but that, sadly, will require more research.

But that's not all! We must also consider the timeline Lou has thoughtfully provided to us:

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The dating would suggest that Lou's flirtation with the seminary most likely took place during the Republican Era (2001-2005). But then we must also consider that, nine years after this blog entry, Lou was still ringing bells for the Salvation Army in Greensburg...



...as well as the fact that, two years later in 2017, he publicly dragged some poor bell-ringing fuck on Facebook for leaving his post:

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...both of which events, according to the timeline, occurred when he was out and trans, and the latter of which happened when he was a bothsidesist leftist creep. So why, when he was a bona fide member of the wokerati, why was he still putting in his time with the Salvation Army as recently as three years ago? More investigation is warranted!

edit: Also note that the very last word in that blog post, I shit thee not, is "Please?".
I'm rolling at the idea of Lou joining the Army as an officer. If hadn't immediately failed out on physical grounds, he'd have probably turned out to be the kind of dipshit officer that got fragged in Vietnam.
 
lets just think about Louis being a pastor or whatever his goal was in the Catholic Church. the role of a clergyman is to be a source of support and comfort to the members of his church; someone who will listen to their problems and offer comfort and guidance in accordance with the will of God. they are encouraged to live lives of restraint and self sacrifice, forsaking wordly wealth in favor of bringing souls to Christ.
I think we found the real reason Lou fell away from the church, and it has nothing to do with becoming disillusioned with God. :story:
add to that he mentioned wanting to work with kids and it's extra lulzy. Lou can't stand his own nephew so it is both funny and horrifying to imagine how he would act around other people's kids who came to him for guidance.
 
Somebody already archived this but it seems that Louie Boy plans to once again report his mother for assaulting his nephew despite it being basic ass discipline. 03E8E507-1074-48A4-96CB-FC3DCCA49091.jpeg
https://archive.md/RIjgv

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Lou you are a walking biohazard and you feed your Nephew nothing but fast food and candy. You getting kicked out would be INFINITELY better for his upbringing than your mother not disciplining him. And that’s all besides the point because you aren’t going to do shit. You’re posturing on social media and nothing else.


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https://archive.is/wip/h0hcU
 
Somebody already archived this but it seems that Louie Boy plans to once again report his mother for assaulting his nephew despite it being basic ass discipline. View attachment 1727652
https://archive.md/RIjgv

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Lou you are a walking biohazard and you feed your Nephew nothing but fast food and candy. You getting kicked out would be INFINITELY better for his upbringing than your mother not disciplining him. And that’s all besides the point because you aren’t going to do shit. You’re posturing on social media and nothing else.


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You'll really look silly when she produces the death certificate. Then it will be checkmate motherfucker! :story:
 
So I noticed Lou shilling a previously unmentioned Ko-Fi a couple of pages ago, and just wanted to point out a few things that I didn't see anyone else mention, solely to pre-emptively avoid any confusion in case any white knights are stupid enough to donate to it:

-I think his "$750 computer donation" goal is a holdover from when he created the account, which is dated April 17, 2019. He was just too lazy to remove the goal in a year and a half.
-Ko-Fi does not take any fees from the transactions, so if someone were to donate $10, he gets every cent. If he claims otherwise, he's lying.
-Ko-Fi normally only lets you donate in increments of $3USD, yet Lou specifically went into his account settings and changed it to force increments of $5 instead.
-Anyone who donates will have their name (which can be left as anonymous) and comment listed in a feed to the right on the page (which is currently empty as there are zero donations). There is no way to determine how much they specifically donated from that post, though it should be pretty easy to infer since Lou left a donation goal counter on the page.
 
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