Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Dax still cope posting about Cuties it seems. Trying to make the point that people will call a movie something for pedophiles because it merely features a child. what an incredible cope.
 
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Dax still cope posting about Cuties it seems. Trying to make the point that people will call a movie something for pedophiles because it merely features a child. what an incredible cope.
Must think his money making is in defending pedophilia. Really pathetic. No idea how off putting this is to most people. Really curious about how he sees this translating to dollars. As of right now at least, neither political party as a whole is willing to do this. Just head down to the casting couch with the purple dildo and bend over if you want to be accepted by Hollywood so badly.
 
Must think his money making is in defending pedophilia. Really pathetic. No idea how off putting this is to most people. Really curious about how he sees this translating to dollars. As of right now at least, neither political party as a whole is willing to do this. Just head down to the casting couch with the purple dildo and bend over if you want to be accepted by Hollywood so badly.
this but unironically

if dax likes sucking dick and getting pegged so much theres no reason why he cant just get casting couched and have a real career from it he'd make more money too

you can get blacklisted from hollywood and be allowed back in i.e. winona ryder mel gibson half of their writers in the 50s
you just need to put your ass out there
 
TDS is so bad to listen to no one here does anymore. And why would anyone keep listening to it? It's basically the same shit every time. It progressively gets worse by the month, by the week probably, but it's not worth my time to keep up with it.
I've tried to keep listening, but I'm skipping more and more episodes. It really is the same thing every single episode now. The format is increasingly stale, and there's no arc going on or anything. Dick defending Cuties has been the most life the show's had all year.

A lot of creators have had a rough time coming up with content during COVID, so it's understandable that everyone's shows are taking a hit right now. But Dick's, though, would have been going downhill hard even without COVID. There's no arc going on. Maddox isn't acting up and starting fights, he's all but surrendered. And between MintSalad and Dick's ongoing butthurt over the backlash over Cuties, he's really, really been hitting peak creepiness.

Shit, I can't believe he's still tweeting his butthurt over Cuties. It's like his GamerGate, his Achilles' heel, the one thing to ever really kick his ass.
 
My eyes glaze over just reading this totally accurate description of Dax’s “bits.” It would be embarrassing and cringe enough if it were, say, some loser rando who orbits your friend group like a shit-scented dingleberry. But this guy is an aspiring comedian who spent YEARS at UCB, honing his “craft.” This guy is charging $60 (no drinks included) to hear him recite his sparkling bon mots within infection distance.

In other words, this homo is a total fucking lolcow. If you ever argued otherwise and haven’t yet repented, you’re at best a faggot enabler and most likely a faggot yourself. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

This post needs & deserves a Highlight sticker.

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Two days (going on three) after submitting this on the Reddit, @BIG_BRAD is still on the top 25 on the subreddit and was in the top 10 when originally posted. All with a grand total of 0 votes. Impressive!
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I find delicious irony in the "Rent Free" comment that is the fan bases obvious attempt to cling to their political daddy Donald Trump. "Lol, Cameron still talks shit to us, rent free bro. HEY RANDOM PERSON ONLINE WHO SHARED A MADDOX ARTICLE, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME MaDdOx LoSt?!"
Also take note at the repetition of everything E-daddy says, the parroted jilted ex line again and again that the current fan base latches on to as an explaination for fans that stop liking the show or shit on Dax in non TDS approved ways.

And isn't it strange anytime a TDS fan turns there is always an explaination that absolves Dax Herrera of any wrong doing and writes off that issue as that persons personal issue that is petty and that they need to get over?
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Uh oh, a TDS fan was dangerously close to taking off the love goggles and seeing Dax for who he truly is. Good thing /u/HisNameWasBruce swooped in to De-Boonk that source by pointing out 'hey, Cameron Clarke wrote that and our e-daddy told us we are not allowed to approve of Cameron Clark so disregard all valid points because E-daddy doesn't like him."

"I wish I was Cameron Clarke so I could kill myself and make the world happier. Or at least make this subreddit better." - HisNameWasBruce

What is stopping you now? Same outcome if you KYS as is. Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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#1 Post: Hey Boys, how do I get my Pee Pee wet. Cause you know, meeting a girl and being with her is not a matter of improving your self and meeting someone IRL who is compatible it's a matter of showing up at the right place and using the right app.
#2 & #3 Posts: They still have no clue about Dax announcing he canceled NSFW after writing a total of 30 pages. Why do they keep up the posts? The feeling of "culture" with an "inside joke"? Hype for the book that will never release? I doubt it is ironic to make fun of Dax giving up. Wonder what Dax meant when he said there is no interest in the book releasing?
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#9 Post: downvoted request of where the fuck the show is happening. Normally I would not give shit to an obvious dig for info but in a situation where people are traveling out of town to pay $60 for the privilege of watching Dax do what he does weekly for free but on a stage and risking catching the wu-flu.

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Wow, so helpful! Who knows if this is legit or not but the real A-logs who are gonna fuck with Ralph and co are gonna be able to dig up stuff no matter what. Shouldn't TDS be able to just proudly say where they are and argue that it is not in the economic interest of the businesses who listen to cuck arguments of kicking these people out because of hurt feelings?
I mean that is the narrative we are going with right? Then again it most likely is a troll. I expect this to be the new normal for Dax:
>Announce big venue for show
>Have abysmal ticket sales
>Uh oh, short notice! Maddox cancelled us :'(
>Good News, we were able to secure a shittier cheaper smaller venue. Also No ReFuNdS!

Sorry for such a Cameron heavy post, but this is too good not to share...
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Uh oh, looks like @BIG_BRAD pissed off internet tough guy and first member of the C. U. Next Tuesday "network" Larry Bleidner. For some background on Larry, he is a failed author who works in (surprise surprise) MARKETING! Met Dax through Book Publishing stuff.
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Larry's show was an okay little slice of life podcast until you realized he isn't a boomer sharing the wisdom of his life experience, he is a larping f-slur trying to be cool. He constantly claims to have a mob friend who is a big wig in the mob to this day he refers to an "Tony Spimonti". Slowly people realized that this was made up larping garbage as someone who is actual friends with a real mob boss isn't exactly gonna advertise it to the world, much less talk about the illegal activities that person did. You can relate this to all of his stories because Larry is always the Mary-Sue who "Takes no shit" and comes out on top.... and knows a bunch of C-list celebrities.... And has unflattering takes of more popular celebs he met passingly but they didn't give him the time of day.
Larry is also known for his forced meme of "pointy chicks". No one knows what the fuck a "pointy chick" is. When he elaborated on his show he said "Because everything about them that is hot comes to a point". Everytime I would hear him say this garbage I would picture PS1 women.
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Well either this or a tranny who's pointy parts were in its pants.

The Mantra of ThatLarryShow is "Take No Shit" and he calls his shitty paypigs his "Take No Shit Dojo." Every story is of him taking no shit and getting revenge be it short run or long run planning. Larry ALWAYS comes out on top and you can be a winner just like him if you join his DOJO. Self respect is an important message, but everyone eats shit sometimes. This is the reality of life. However not Larry, Larry is a man who never takes shit ever and is totally cool, bad ass, and mob connected so you better not bully him!

Well Cameron clearly fucked with the wrong man. What will Larry do? Put a hit out on Cameron with his mob connections, especially since Cameron is only a Day trip away from Larry's Mob connections in New York and New Jersy? Is he gonna tell his celebrity friends to attack him and get every account he has online blocked? Is he going to turn all the "pointy chicks" in Camerons life into PS2 spherical Wamens?

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Oh, he's gonna be an internet tough guy and snitch to daddy jack that the mean man on the interweb hurt his boomer feelings :'(
BTW, You already hit that block button boomer. Why are you snitching over your hurt pussy?
The only thing that has kept Larry from becoming a lolcow is no one knows about him or gives a fuck about him. I guess add this on the board of Dax associates who pretend to be super cool internet tough guys that are really cry baby bitches.

TL;DR? If you haven't figured out by now that the Free Speech shit is a gimmick used to re-energize the fan base and make them feel like they are victims, but by supporting their e-daddies they are "fighting back" and "taking no shit" and the people telling you these things are literally marketers then you should consider my paypal campaign where you give me money to say fuck you to Jack from Twitter. For every donation I get I will tell Jack something mean and get around any bands he hands me. All money is going 100% to this because I am super free speech guys! I make 0 dollars off of it. Please help me trigger Jack from twitter and join my monthly paypig club at Newproject2.com/mistermetokur!
 
Larry didn’t defend CP or hurt anyone though
agreed. Dax is far worse. Larry is just a boomer who wants to larp as a cool guy radio host, which is kinda sad.
What is dumb is his pretend mob connections that even his fans acknowledge are most likely bullshit.
It's as sad as guys larping that they have a gf or are MMA badasses.
 
I think he's just one of those idiots you see a lot on this site that can not ever, ever accept that they were ever wrong about literally anything no matter how awful and obviously retarded the opinion or action they made was.
I hope it's that. I just don't know why he has to keep talking about it. Instead of just saying to himself, 'I was right, everyone else is stupid, oh well', he takes every opportunity to shove it in people's face.
 
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I hope it's that. I just don't know why he has to keep talking about it. Instead of just saying to himself, 'I was right, everyone else is stupid, oh well', he takes every opportunity to shove it in people's face.

Who knows, he's fucked in the head. Best guess I can wrangle is that he's under the delusion that if he makes his retarded argument a certain way that it'll finally dawn on all the "haters" that he was right all along and was totally cool and awesome not stupid, hasty, and ignorant. Or some such horseshit from the mind of an addled narcissist.
 
Who knows, he's fucked in the head. Best guess I can wrangle is that he's under the delusion that if he makes his retarded argument a certain way that it'll finally dawn on all the "haters" that he was right all along and was totally cool and awesome not stupid, hasty, and ignorant. Or some such horseshit from the mind of an addled narcissist.
He's basically a skinny Bob Chipman at this point.
 
I know the thirst is strong in some people, but this is a human potato. How could the guy get it up?
How can pedos get it up for the cuties? How could anyone get it up even if the hottest woman ever was drinking semen from a condom? How do diaperfurs exist?

You gotta get used to shrugging these things off in Kiwi Farms.
 
I know the thirst is strong in some people, but this is a human potato. How could the guy get it up?
How come every Greta thread whether here or on /pol/ or on some leftist shithole invariably turns into borderline pedo thirstposting which I hope is mostly ironic shitposting but know isn't?
 
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