TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
A lot of people criticize the Lordkat sperg out against Spoony. Look past LK telling Noah to kill himself and look at what he had to say. Noah wants to be a comedian but won't do stand up. He wants to be a movie star but won't move to California. He wants friends but doesn't want to socialize.

It's like Warthog, she wants to be a pro wrestler but doesn't want to wrestle.

Lordkat has some good advice. Just do it. If you want to be a comedian, build a routine and perform it. Don't just whine. If you want to be a movie star, put yourself out there. If you want to meet people, leave the house. It's not that big of a puzzle. If you fail, either give up that dream or keep trying. Noah never even tried. And the result was this.

Internet personalities are getting busted for grooming 14 year old girls. Noah can't get over his relationship for over a year. Just stick your dick in something, bro.

Everyone gets sad sometimes. Noah takes it to another level. When you lose your job, get another. When you get dumped, find someone new.

Or must sit there and blame Donald Trump.
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I'm surprised he hasn't self diagnosis himself with autism. Creating a twitter profile for your dog and engaging in conversation with yourself is quite the telltale.
 
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Inferno Wolf said:
Where the hell is Spoonster after Trump lost the election, to show how much he is ecstatic because Big Bad Orange Man isn't in charge, even if he:

-doesn't have a job, isn't productive, and lives from the donations that are slowly declining

-looks like when you cross Sloth with the Slug, and add some Human DNA

-is in poor mental and physical health

-lost his home

-lost his girlfriend because of his ego, twice
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Praying that the recounts and court cases give Trump his second term. He's moving out of his house and moving back to AZ. No with Biden potentially the next President, Noah needs a boogeyman to blame all his problems and his life failures on.
 
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I think Spoony very quickly that the election didn't change anything for him and that's why he was silent for days. Over the next 2 - 3 months he's going to be emotionally preoccupied with moving back to Arizona, Christmas and his 40th birthday - all bad milestones in the life of Spoony which Biden can't stop.
 
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At least LordBritish and Spoony have something in common with them both suffering from TDS. Can't wait for all the salt from them both when the recount brings many more "errors" to light.

Do you remember when people used to ask who the spiritual successor to Spoony is because they wanted more Spoony and Spoony wasn't going to deliver? And for some reason people said ProJared was the closest thing (I don't think so, although he does look like he could be the son of Spoony and he is also a salty narcissist).

I have two alternative people that I think have some "Spoony flavors", I might be alone in seeing this though but maybe they will sugar your plums.

Sandy Peterson

He is obsessed in games and horror (particularly Lovecraft) and could probably talk at length off the cuff about anything for hours. Unlike Spoony he has a long and successful career.

Tim Rodgers

Sort of an alternate timeline Spoony that was motivated and worked hard and also seekith to understand game design. Another person that can go on and on about anything for hours, also has a lot of tall tales that seem to be either weird jokes or exaggerations (being friends with Subway Jared in high school, eye falling out of his head in a car crash even though he still has two functioning eyes now). Regardless of all his crazy stories he does seem to know a lot of people in the games industry and is getting $$$$ for kawality khantent.



Anyway, if the Spoonster ever wanted to come back he would have to compete with video game review content that is as long as a feature film, snappy, well edited, and full of the memes, and he has been out of the game so long he might need a ghost writer and an editor.
 

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