It was already answered.Lmao at Lou even getting into the Academy. I know they lowered their recruiting standards during the Iraq war, but you have to draw the line somewhere. Imagine being stuck with Lou in the ass end of nowhere 24/7
A "massage" headache sounds like quite a complication for someone who can't afford to eat, let alone get a massage. Where did he come up with the Gatorade, anyway? From his transphobic, wishes-he-would-die family? From the dead mother that he's threatening to report to CPS for disciplining his nephew? Did it manifest from the aether?
He probably put it in one of his fat rolls and forgot about it for a while.
The unbridled genius of a professional writer, is what it is.
"And that's the last thing I share anything about myself to try to show I understand".
I know Louis has quite the low sex drive (compared to other furries, at least) but when he talks about pregnancy, it just irks me. This behemoth of a man talking about a thing exclusive to women's bodies like it is the most beautiful thing ever in his eyes and how his fursona would get ''hot'' if pregnant is just creepy and nasty. Worse, he thinks because he says he is a woman, he can talk about pregnancy as if it is a thing he could experience some day.
Well, I have some bad news for our boy Lardo Fatrissian:
The research was about blood sugar level responses to different types of standard meals. Meaning Lardo's exacerbating every one of his problems, again.
Yup, cereals are some of the highest glycemic index foods you can eat. No bueno for insulin resistance.
Does Lou know his scribble images can't be parsed by screen readers? What a thoughtful SJW, making it so blind and sight-impared people can't read his pleas for gibs.
Just as I said before, he hides how he doesn't actually need $250 behind a vaguery. A person reading this will presume this is for food to last him about a month or two, when in reality this is no more than a week, and possibly three days or less. But he'll use the tired mantra "needs before wants" as if that's a suitable explanation to excuse him for buying $10 worth of soda and splurging the $240 left over on four full-priced video games. Once again, that's not honesty, that's lying by omission, on top of just being a lie in general since it is almost always untrue even if taken at face value.
He will keep with this ''i buy needs before wants!!!'' excuses til he's dead, won't he? This is, what, the 458 time he also said he ''feels guilty but he HAD to ask guiz, please''? At this point, I'm not even surprised that people still believes him, but what really surprises me is that not one person asked him to shut up, because man, these are really really annoying.
In order to be annoyed, people have to even see them in the first place though. I can't remember if his shadowban was only before the remake or since then, but if it's the former I wouldnt be surprised if it's happened again. And either way he's... pretty recognizable, since even with all his name changes it's always the same sort of general name and pic. I'd wager everyone just tunes him out at this point.
His mindset is an enigma, but also childlike. People with brains know exactly what he's doing, but he thinks he's pulling a fast one on people. The most egregious portion is the "I need $250 to buy food, and this will increase as we get closer to Thanksgiving and Christmas." Who the fuck reads that and thinks, "Yea, I want to donate to this person." Even if you didn't know about Louie, it just screams perpetual scammer.
we all know full well he wants both a PS4 Pro and a PS5, even though it would be pointless to own both consoles.
I firmly believe that he is getting little to no cash from his e-begging campaigns. Maybe ten bucks from a well-meaning stranger browsing the hashtags now and then, but I can't imagine-and rate me optimistic if you want-that he has any reach with this stuff. He has very few followers, most of who are fellow e-beggers, and his most dedicated asspatters don't give him money. I know he's given Rabbie money in the past, but there's no evidence that she paid him back. It's clear that his parents meet all of his most basic needs, and that any cash that gets thrown his way goes to viddya, sugar water, and """art""". To a child, fifteen bucks feels like a lot because you don't pay rent or buy groceries. Everything is revenue. Ten bucks means that you can go to Starbucks and pretend to be a college student in the UW bookstore. Five bucks buys you a donut and a can of Coke.
