Artcow CartoonFreak666 / Damien Hall - The Duckfucker Sperg That Started The Entersphere Shitstorm

I didn't have sex with the duck. Our family found them in the backyard back when I was in 8th grade and we all got to hold them. I love animals just to let you know. We also gave the ducks to a farmer after a few hours and they got to live a happy life.

Ok, I get that you wouldn't have sex with THAT duck, but you are defending your right to masturbate to THIS duck:
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It's not OK dude. Don't fuck ducks.
 
I rated Freddy Got Fingered, Foodfight, and the Seltzerberg movies 1 star on the site. Also big frigging whoop that I like Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse.
That means you either watched them in the first place, despite their reputation for being terrible, you actually thought you might enjoy them, or you didn't actually watch them and just maliciously downvoted them to seem cool.

Also, loving a Barbie show is quite possibly even more autistic than loving MLP.
 
I rated Freddy Got Fingered, Foodfight, and the Seltzerberg movies 1 star on the site. Also big frigging whoop that I like Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse.
So how many of these movies have you actually seen, and how many are you just rating positively to seem more "cultured" than you really are? Akin to a 12-year-old liking Mario to seem "cool" without having actually playing any of the games pre 2009-ish.
 
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