Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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Imagine being an ancient Greek goddess and your only worshipper now is a greasy anime fanfic writer.

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I guess it worked lol.

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Maybe try a banishing spell on your belly fat.

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We had artists creating beautiful Aphrodite inspired Renaissance paintings and this is what you're expecting us to pay for?

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Someone please point me in the direction of a Nazi witch Tumblr I have not found any.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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Imagine being an ancient Greek goddess and your only worshipper now is a greasy anime fanfic writer.
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-Worshipping virtue
-Tumblr
Pick one. Also :feels: for poor Arete. Arete is the ancient Greek concept of virtue. It/she (because the Greeks loved anthropomorphizing abstract concepts) was synonymous with excellence both in the sense of being the best of the best and always working to be the best one can be. It’s the exact opposite of Tumblrism which exalts sloth, gluttony, pridefulness, spite, envy, and basically every other sin except despair (we should be so lucky).

Edit: left out “loved” in “the Greeks loved anthropomorphizing abstract concepts.”
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
Someone please point me in the direction of a Nazi witch Tumblr I have not found any.
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I can't find any either, but I did find some morons giving tips on how to identify sneaky Nazi wizards.
It's like how everyone during the Red Scare thought the country was full of communists.
For example, this moron:
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"Date of birth?"
"January 4th, 1988"
"FASCIST!!!"
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ᛁᛏ'ᛋ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᚨᚾ ᛟᛚᛞ ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ. ᛋᚺᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᛒᛖ ᚹᛖ ᚹᚨᚱᚤ ᛟᚠ ᛈᛖᛟᛈᛚᛖ ᚹᚺᛟ ᚨᚱᛖ "ᚹᛖᛁᚱᛞᛚᚤ" ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚺᛖᛒᚱᛖᚹ?
 
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NoReturn said:
I can't find any either, but I did find some morons giving tips on how to identify sneaky Nazi wizards.
It's like how everyone during the Red Scare thought the country was full of communists.
For example, this moron:
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ᛁᛏ'ᛋ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᚨᚾ ᛟᛚᛞ ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ. ᛋᚺᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᛒᛖ ᚹᛖ ᚹᚨᚱᚤ ᛟᚠ ᛈᛖᛟᛈᛚᛖ ᚹᚺᛟ ᚨᚱᛖ "ᚹᛖᛁᚱᛞᛚᚤ" ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚺᛖᛒᚱᛖᚹ?
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Wow. Tumblr is actually kind of sort of correct for once. :o Usually when the far left/journos talk about “dogwhistles” it’s pants on head shit like “law and order” or border protection.

Also what does that last part mean? There’s no moonlight right now.
 
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NoReturn said:
I can't find any either, but I did find some morons giving tips on how to identify sneaky Nazi wizards.
It's like how everyone during the Red Scare thought the country was full of communists.
For example, this moron:
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"FASCIST!!!"
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ᛁᛏ'ᛋ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᚨᚾ ᛟᛚᛞ ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ. ᛋᚺᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᛒᛖ ᚹᛖ ᚹᚨᚱᚤ ᛟᚠ ᛈᛖᛟᛈᛚᛖ ᚹᚺᛟ ᚨᚱᛖ "ᚹᛖᛁᚱᛞᛚᚤ" ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚺᛖᛒᚱᛖᚹ?
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god this reminds me of my english teacher who rent on rants about hpow neo naz*s were hidding in plaing sight and that we needed to be on the look out,also the post aboput tradfem.are feminist now concidered n*zis now?

TLDR english teachers and tubler witches think they are living in a movie
 
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NoReturn said:
I can't find any either, but I did find some morons giving tips on how to identify sneaky Nazi wizards.
It's like how everyone during the Red Scare thought the country was full of communists.
For example, this moron:
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"Date of birth?"
"January 4th, 1988"
"FASCIST!!!"
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ᛁᛏ'ᛋ ᛃᚢᛋᛏ ᚨᚾ ᛟᛚᛞ ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ. ᛋᚺᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᛒᛖ ᚹᛖ ᚹᚨᚱᚤ ᛟᚠ ᛈᛖᛟᛈᛚᛖ ᚹᚺᛟ ᚨᚱᛖ "ᚹᛖᛁᚱᛞᛚᚤ" ᛁᚾᛏᛟ ᚺᛖᛒᚱᛖ
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Even tho I really appreciate the collection of these little gems, the way they make my brain feel is horrid.

In all honesty I would love to see these kinds of people removed from this earth, not due to any political motivations persé, but I really can't handle these retarded ramblings and ideas they drop.
 
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NoReturn said:
Don't mind me, just dumping some dumb bullshit.
If you're pressed for time, skip to the chick at 6:20 at least.
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The sad thing about “witchtok” is that these people inherently should be at least interesting, but watching them do their quirky tiktoks is like watching paint dry. It’s not off the walls crazy shit, just a bunch of “why are you even uploading this” and people who think they’re being funny without knowing what humor is. It’s the blandest form of autism.

At least furry/kin tiktoks make for fun cringe. This is just nothingness.
 
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NoReturn said:
Don't mind me, just dumping some dumb bullshit.
If you're pressed for time, skip to the chick at 6:20 at least.
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witch tok is the bane of the witch trend.it makes me think about ho they can take them selves seriouly.here are a few thing i got from watch witchtok

>smudging is cultural appropriation
>ancient gods are in favor of abortion and so were ancient pagans who would have most likely killed witchtok users for faggotry
>of course ancient pagan religion was tollerant and pro homo,pls forget the fact that they killed homos regularly
>nordic gods are not white
>le ebic XD gods


and another thing i see them do in there tictoks acting like they were some powerful witch,is pretty lame,i hate how these people live in a autism filled fantasy land.





again most i think only have very basic knolodge of plants,i cant wait to hear storys of these peiple killing themselves with an herb the found
 
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Old McDonald's Body Farm said:
Late but the last one, little miss daisyprayers is a favorite of mine from the munchie thread. Most comprehensive op on her here
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She's a hoot. It doesnt surprise me at all she's doing witch faggotry.
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Sorry to disappoint, but I think she's mostly #aesthetic stuff. Like going into a paved forest path and taking a picture of yourself calling it #cottagecore. I don't believe we've seen her do any actual witchcraft :( (Or well actual fake witchcraft. You know what I mean.)
 
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NoReturn said:
Don't mind me, just dumping some dumb bullshit.
If you're pressed for time, skip to the chick at 6:20 at least.
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why are they aways saying cristians are opressing them?like nbo one cares,,stop living in ur fantissys in ur head

NoReturn said:
Don't mind me, just dumping some dumb bullshit.
If you're pressed for time, skip to the chick at 6:20 at least.
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this is exactly what I'm talking about, look at that second video around .39, look at how she puts the egg shells in the plants, so sporadic even if egg shells stoped slugs(which I've heard they do but have heard they dont too, and people claim they just go right over them,for real I think Diotamacius earth works better)the people who use egg say it hase to be in thik layers, and heavily applied. these people have no real world expericence, but go on tiktok and think they are experts and their fans are going to end up hurting themselves most likely. honestly if they listen to witches on tik tok they deserve to get fucking dead
 
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paint huffing shaman said:
this is exactly what im talking about ,look at that second video around .39,look at houw she puts the egg shells in the plants, so sparatic even if egg shells stoped slugs(which ive heard they do but have heard they dont too,and people claim they just go right over them,for real i think Diotamacius earth works better)the people who use egg say it hase to be in thik layers,and heavely applyed.these people have no real world expericence,but go on tiktok and think they are experts and their fans are going to end up hurting themselves most likely.honestly if they listen to witches on tik tok they deserve to get fucking dead
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Bro are you high on paint or something
 
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