Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
So just saw something on youtube that was pointed out...her hair was sans long stringy blonde during the Q&A video....I'm using a phone but anyone able to confirm this with pics? If you go to the part where she talks about reading to keep herself occupied she leans back and her hair is noticeably shorter and I didnt see any blonde. Let me know if I'm wrong though.
got this screenshot from dainty (youtube)

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She really did cut them off before she started the jenny craig vids
our gorl is a time lord
 
got this screenshot from dainty (youtube)

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She really did cut them off before she started the jenny craig vids
our gorl is a time lord
I hate that I was curious enough to check this out, but I did see the dingy blonde is that video. Around the 3 minute mark you can see it pretty clearly.
 
Yeah, Dainty posted a correction. It's certainly like Amber's fuckwittery. Kind of disappointed the time lord element is not real. It'd at least add interest.
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Someone's taking a Twatter break?
Or maybe I need to post this under 'Amber says no shit on social media..'
Theories? Looking at the account yesterday, I'd reckon she's sick of being asked to clarify anything about JC
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Someone's taking a Twatter break?
Or maybe I need to post this under 'Amber says no shit on social media..'
Theories? Looking at the account yesterday, I'd reckon she's sick of being asked to clarify anything about JC
No Jenny Craig Day 4 video posted today, so she probably fell off the wagon and binged/quit yet again, and deactivated her Twitter before people could start bitching at her about it.
 
No Jenny Craig Day 4 video posted today, so she probably fell off the wagon and binged/quit yet again, and deactivated her Twitter before people could start bitching at her about it.
She seems to be uploading her 'daily' vlogs every other day, usually early evening where I am. We may be hit with a 'wuutttt.. oh my god, you guise, Jenny Kregg food tastes soo good' day 4 type deal situation yet.

She's legit missing a trick, not slapping her Amberisms on merch. There's always fools happy to part with their money. Merch would require effort, though, and that's very much not her jam.
 
She seems to be uploading her 'daily' vlogs every other day, usually early evening where I am. We may be hit with a 'wuutttt.. oh my god, you guise, Jenny Kregg food tastes soo good' day 4 type deal situation yet.

She's legit missing a trick, not slapping her Amberisms on merch. There's always fools happy to part with their money. Merch would require effort, though, and that's very much not her jam.
I think that she uploads every other day so that the number of views is higher on each video. So, her 7 days will therefore take 2 weeks to upload. Besides, she does not have to work so hard at her job.
 
Yeah, Dainty posted a correction. It's certainly like Amber's fuckwittery. Kind of disappointed the time lord element is not real. It'd at least add interest.
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Damn, oh well. Not that I care about fattys hair, it was just kinda neat to think she was sorta clever for a minute...nope, just another dum dum stunted thulumonster with ice cream for brains.
 
I think that she uploads every other day so that the number of views is higher on each video. So, her 7 days will therefore take 2 weeks to upload. Besides, she does not have to work so hard at her job.
Absolutely. She's definitely trying to drum up interest with the delayed daily vlogs, and it's working for her. Correct me if I'm wrong, but consistent views of 100k+ is a marked improvement on her pre-hiatus numbers.
Also watching those numbers, her Panera muckbang is at 140k, with roughly twice the engagement (comment and like/dislike wise) of her JC vlogs, so we can expect more where that came from. Got to get that Christmas coin.

Damn, oh well. Not that I care about fattys hair, it was just kinda neat to think she was sorta clever for a minute...nope, just another dum dum stunted thulumonster with ice cream for brains.
I know. I'd love to think she's a machiavellian genius, with an elaborate scheme, trying to outwit us all.
But nah. It's just plain ol' Hamber, on Panera bread, hold the tomato..
 
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Its all a sinking ship really with her ad revenue clearly down she has to do doubly as hard and we will see that blossom in a few months. So basically if she wants the same money she needs to get 4 million views plus a month which no offence Amber cannot get now. Her heyday is long gone and whilst effectively "plugging the cracks" she has to deal with youtube eying up her content for the firing line too.
 
What questions Amber?

The fact eating 6 small meals for you is too little?

Does Jenny Craig help your Scorpion'd out cunt smell good?

Does Jenny Craig actually help me lose weight or do I just do my regular hippo style shit session?

So many questions Amber so many.
I have many weight loss questions for the 600 pound woman because she knows. She knows.
 
She can’t be fucking serious.

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I screenshotted that earlier, too, got side tracked. She might not have a uterus, but she's some set of balls.

Her offering to give diet advice is like a pedo offering to babysit your kid..
(Possibly took that analogy too far)

Hambergler deleted her Twitter and has gone off jenny craig again because she binge again. The cycle continues
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The three constants in life - death, taxes, and Amber's cycle.
 
Papa Beshear is finally putting his foot down about Kentucky's increasing COVID problem and issued new statewide restrictions. No more indoor dining for three weeks. No more gatherings of more than two households with over eight people in attendance. Even schools are suspending in-person instruction. This is so unfair. Amberlynn was just finally getting out and about, enjoying that glamorous big city, chain restaurants on tap lifestyle that she's been lusting after for years. Like, what's the point of even wearing huge magnetic eyelashes if a waitress can't even compliment her on them inside, now? So not fair.
 
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