🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The Death of JCaesar187
 
Well boys today's the day. IRL in Atlanta with two thots and (assuming) his guntling-bearing child bride waiting in the hotel room while her mensch husband wades through a super-spreader, possibly endangering her and the guntling. Maybe Josh will get another shout-out.

I hope Ralph gets the IP2 treatment they give Baked. All it takes is one shout-out and Ralph's on their radar.

When you dip your toes in IRL, you inevitably attract people who's only goal is to fuck with you. They will find a way, simplest being calling wherever you're at directly or the police.

More importantly, Ralph was fine sitting out most of these demonstrations before and watching other's streams, what changed? It's obviously money, but is his main show that dead he needs to resort to IRL? I wonder where he'd be if he wasn't in an IRL arc, probably C&C streams in the morning and the nightly show with no guest?

I'm optimistic the nectar will flow.
 
There are some great gems in this one. But am I missing Null, or is my eyesight just bad?

More importantly, Ralph was fine sitting out most of these demonstrations before and watching other's streams, what changed? It's obviously money, but is his main show that dead he needs to resort to IRL? I wonder where he'd be if he wasn't in an IRL arc, probably C&C streams in the morning and the nightly show with no guest?

The only thing that changed is he forgot Miami and his promises to never do IRL again and saw dollar signs. His show has been bleeding viewers and hasn't made enough regular money to support him for over a year now.
 
Gunty can't even catch his breath after yelling "nool is a pedo!" three times, I can't imagine him having a threesome.
He'll end up in an ICU.
Pey is out of shape and lazy too, she couldn't even climb onto a stripper pole, lol. Pantsu better take some extra adderall, and maybe roophie herself too, so she doesn't remember the oceans of gunt afterwards

He started self censoring by saying n-word and k-word ,ditched dailystormer and switched full amnat to get shekels on dlive . He used to be so good , just watch the vice Charlottesville bit with him now he’s a boomer Fuentes, but tbh anglin went full amnat too
Yeah, Anglin fully supports TradCatboyism. He's always repeated whatever the Groyper partyline was whenever Fuentes's had an optics crisis. I imagine Azzmador would be more involved with Fuentes and AF stuff, if he hadn't had such a prominent spot in that Vice doc, or wasn't so old.
 
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I wouldn't trust Gaydurr with a weapon around me - especially not when I like comparing myself to Julius Caesar.

Forgive my lateness on this but I'm still relatively new to the Ethan Ralph-iverse, did this obese sloth whose apparent only accoplishments are humour simultaneously with and at (and now solely at) his drunken slurring, smelling the b-hole of a not-all-there girl, and yelling at his mother for expecting him to drive her to dialysis really compare himself to Julius Caesar?
 
Forgive my lateness on this but I'm still relatively new to the Ethan Ralph-iverse, did this obese sloth whose apparent only accoplishments are humour simultaneously with and at (and now solely at) his drunken slurring, smelling the b-hole of a not-all-there girl, and yelling at his mother for expecting him to drive her to dialysis really compare himself to Julius Caesar?
The Julius Caesar thing came from him accidentally revealing his pornhub username jCaesar that had interracial porn saved when he's supposed to be a far right talk show. He seems to sort of see himself as a Caesar or something because he uses that imagery a lot.
 
The Julius Caesar thing came from him accidentally revealing his pornhub username jCaesar that had interracial porn saved when he's supposed to be a far right talk show. He seems to sort of see himself as a Caesar or something because he uses that imagery a lot.
He even dressed as Caesar in Knoxville and more recently he bought himself a "gladius"
 
The Julius Caesar thing came from him accidentally revealing his pornhub username jCaesar that had interracial porn saved when he's supposed to be a far right talk show. He seems to sort of see himself as a Caesar or something because he uses that imagery a lot.
Its lulzier then that, Jceasear was his email sock he revealed while streaming. he used for twitter. Hitting on black women on and retweeting his own show.
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Then it was discovered that he had a pornhub account for more then 6 fucking years where he watched interacial porn .
1. Who the fuck makes a porn account?
2. If you make a phub account why use that name while hitting on chicks?
It kind of proves that Ethan has always been fucked in the mind. The destruction of his mentall capacity came way earlier then 2018/2019
 
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