Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

True enough, still surprised how this hasn't been purged yet. Thought we had clear rules on threads about celebrities.
I know what you mean, but I think that rule's pretty much dead at this point. We've had threads on Jazz Jennings, Dan Harmon, various voice actors and actresses under weeb wars, Canadian politicians under the Yaniv board, and others. Maybe they're not the most relevant celebrities, they're far from a-listers, but I feel like they still count since they're still public figures and not just weird dudes doing weird shit in a tiny corner of the internet.

If that rule's not completely gone, it's certainly withered to a degree. Either that, or the definition of lolcow has changed a bit.
 
>LARPing as a janny
Have you considered suicide? If not, I would strongly encourage you to do so, because this is fucking pathetic.
Maybe we got off the wrong foot there, what I mean is this thread's quality just sucks (I mean look at that OP, we have at least 30 years of trump shit to laugh at and he chooses lame tweets) and we already have the TES thread, I ain't trying to suck it up to trump, man
So tell me, why do we need this thread right here and right now?
 
look at that OP, we have at least 30 years of trump shit to laugh at and he chooses lame tweets) and we already have the TES thread, I ain't trying to suck it up to trump, man
So tell me, why do we need this thread right here and right now?
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I never gave you permission to quote me, faggot.
 
What'cha gonna do about it, tough guy? Crying to mommy, now?
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 11/21/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
 
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 11/21/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
stale pasta tbh
 
Maybe we got off the wrong foot there, what I mean is this thread's quality just sucks (I mean look at that OP, we have at least 30 years of trump shit to laugh at and he chooses lame tweets) and we already have the TES thread, I ain't trying to suck it up to trump, man
So tell me, why do we need this thread right here and right now?
The TES thread is for people who are sucking Trump's dick. This one is for the man himself.

The entire reason this site exists in the first place is because of a fatass who has regular chimpouts. Why should Trump get special treatment?
 
The TES thread is for people who are sucking Trump's dick. This one is for the man himself.

The entire reason this site exists in the first place is because of a fatass who has regular chimpouts. Why should Trump get special treatment?
Exactly. The other trump threads are for arguing about his politics. This one is to laugh at his rétarded behavior both during his presidency and before it (and soon, after). I don’t see why that difference is lost on so many farmers. Other than just looking for an excuse for this thread to not exist.
 
Exactly. The other trump threads are for arguing about his politics. This one is to laugh at his rétarded behavior both during his presidency and before it (and soon, after). I don’t see why that difference is lost on so many farmers. Other than just looking for an excuse for this thread to not exist.
They get seething mad when you talk bad about the 74 year old man they're in love with. They seem to take it personally.
 
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With "widespread voter fraud" and a pandemic only getting worse, he's really prioritizing.
Perhaps if Trump put as much effort into positive unity and Corona as much as he is with this voter fraud, perhaps we'd get somewhere as a nation.

250K dead in the US with Corona, and he's bitching about untallied votes.
 
Firing someone because they are saying what you said is incorrect? How pity can you be Donny boy.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...hris-krebs-called-election-secure/6276676002/

Trump ousts Homeland Security cyber chief Chris Krebs, who called election secure
Kevin Johnson and David Jackson USA TODAY

The Department of Homeland Security's cyber chief, who presided over an elaborate election security effort guarding against foreign interference and fraud, was ousted by President Donald Trump on Tuesday as part of a continuing post-election purge of top national security officials.

Trump announced the dismissal in two tweets Tuesday night. Twitter flagged both tweets with labels saying, "This claim about election fraud is disputed."

The dismissal of Christopher Krebs, director of DHS's Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, follows the agency's declaration that the general election was the most secure in U.S. history.

The statement served as a pointed rebuke to a president who continues to make unsubstantiated allegations of voting fraud while Trump's legal team pursues multiple legal challenges in battleground states.


"There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised," the agency reported last Thursday in an assessment joined by a coalition of election security groups, including the National Association of State Election Directors. "All of the states with close results in the 2020 presidential race have paper records of each vote, allowing the ability to go back and count each ballot if necessary. This is an added benefit for security and resilience. This process allows for the identification and correction of any mistakes or errors."

The former director acknowledged Trump's action in a brief tweet Tuesday: "Honored to serve. We did it right. Defend Today, Secure Tomrorow."


Krebs had been an outspoken defender of the nation's election security apparatus in the months leading up to Election Day, even as Trump repeatedly warned of massive fraud that never materialized.

Krebs was expecting to be fired as recently as last week, sources told POLITICO. He also was scheduled to speak at two post-election events Wednesday.


The president's announcement prompted a wave of criticism from both sides of the political spectrum.

Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said Krebs and his staff had "worked diligently to safeguard our elections, provide vital support to state and local election officials, and inform the American people about what was true and what was not."

"In the best tradition of government service, they spoke truth to power and helped keep Americans and our institutions safe," Schiff said. “Instead of rewarding this great service, President Trump is retaliating against Director Krebs and other officials who did their duty."

Sen. Mark Warner, D-Va., vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, called Krebs “an extraordinary public servant and exactly the person Americans want protecting the security of our elections."

“It speaks volumes that the president chose to fire him simply for telling the truth.”

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Michael McFaul, a former U.S. ambassador to Russia in the Obama administration, said Wednesday that Krebs' office had done "incredible work in allowing American voters to express their will in a free and fair election not contaminated by foreign interference and disinformation."

"Sad, pathetic & perfectly predictable that Trump would fire him," McFaul tweeted. "Badge of honor."

Thomas Bossert, a former homeland security and counterterrorism adviser to Trump, tweeted: "Chris Krebs made America safer and our election system more secure. Thank you for your service, Chris. Well done."

Miles Taylor, a former Trump administration chief of staff at the DHS and author of a scathing book on Trump under the pen name "Anonymous," tweeted: "I know Chris Krebs. I worked with Chris Krebs. Donald Trump doesn’t have a fraction of the character of Chris Krebs, and it’s why he lost the presidency. Good riddance."


Trump's unsupported allegations gave life to conspiracy theories that Krebs' agency sought to knock down by publicly calling out false claims on its website.

Last week, as states were engaged in critical canvassing efforts, the CISA seized on "rumor" that election results could be changed by a single "bad actor."

"Robust safeguards, including canvassing and auditing procedures, help ensure the accuracy of official election results," the agency said.

Before his appointment as the first director of the CISA, Krebs served as the DHS' assistant secretary for Infrastructure Protection.

Afterward, Krebs moved to Microsoft focusing on the company's cybersecurity and technology policy.

Krebs joined DHS in March 2017, first serving as a senior adviser on cybersecurity and infrastructure protection.

In his role as CISA director, Krebs was tasked with safeguarding national cyber networks along with maintaining the country's essential operations in the face of increasing attempts by foreign adversaries to disrupt the government. The nation's vulnerability was made clear in 2016 when Russia sought to undermine the general election.

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So like, your guy says this has been the most secure election in history, and you fire him, and now start making these ridiculous claims with zero, excuse me I mean ZERO, evidence? Legit.

This is a guy who has failed up his whole life and never had to deal with the consequences, foisting them on everyone around him. Now he can't handle the fact that no one likes him. Sorry, Biff. You're done.
 
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