Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[The Sauce Boss]

Which John Oliver monologue is this from?

None, even I can't stand the motherfucker. If you want to lynch him, I'll sell you the rope.

 

[ForTheHoard]

The people sperging about voter fraud in 2016 were concerned about Russian interference, but the same tards who were saying it was totally secure in 2016 are now saying those same systems aren't secure now because Daddy Trump lost and they just can't accept that Trump isn't as popular outside of their hugbox as they think he is

I wouldn't say they were concerned as much as convinced. Some major outlets are still talking about how this screws up "ol' buddy Vlad's" plans going forward. If anything, the pattern is that the losing team mopes and the winning team gloats, neither regarding anything that actually happened. Maybe the real issue is how tribalism is really good at fogging reality and bending morals.

 

[All becomes gunt]

None, even I can't stand the motherfucker. If you want to lynch him, I'll sell you the rope.

>Ill sell you the rope
Found the Juden.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

And lo, I have come to say something that isn't just 'cope harder'.

Y'all Trumptard motherfuckers in here need to get over yourselves. What is it you don't like about this situation? Is Biden going to turn all your children into eunuch homodykes? Are the niggers going to come and steal your wives now that the Orange Man is out of office? Are the gorrible gommunists going to DESTROY TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY?

Here's my question to you, retard reading this post. Did any of that happen under Obama?

No?

Thought not.

Biden's gonna be a do nothing president with little meaningful action in his term. The 'America' you were promised, but never got, will drag its decaying, desiccated carcass a little bit further, maybe give the troons their right to rejoin the military back, but nothing else will change. You'll still be able to say the n-word on the internet, you'll still be able to clutch your wallet for dear life whenever someone who's skin tone isn't Pantone 11-0601 walks by you at the Dollar General, and you'll still be able to go to church and forget the actual teachings of Jesus in favor of judging everyone around you and disregarding the spiritual well-being of your household in favor of buying your way to salvation. NOTHING in your day to day life will change except your shitty attitude because now your role model isn't on the podium.

I'd be saying the same type of thing if Trump won the election, but country's system was designed to kill radicals and firebrands. The center always holds, for better or for worse.

Quit your crying and go do something with your life.

Now rewrite this as if Trump gets reelected.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

>Ill sell you the rope
Found the Juden.

oy vey, I've been spotted! Now the goyim will come for my shekels!

Now rewrite this as if Trump gets reelected.

Bold of you to assume that I don't have it already written.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Rudy: If you take away Wayne County votes, Trump wins!

Lol elections don't work that way, retard


Lol says the tard that mass neg-rates me because I talk bad about Daddy Trump

Except you mass neg everyone who says anything bad about Daddy Senile or ask questions about the election.

Also get some new material already. Im starting to think you actually do have dad issues with how much you call him Daddy Trump.

The people sperging about voter fraud in 2016 were concerned about Russian interference, but the same tards who were saying it was totally secure in 2016 are now saying those same systems aren't secure now because Daddy Trump lost and they just can't accept that Trump isn't as popular outside of their hugbox as they think he is

We had a two year investigation because Russians bought a couple Facebook ads (anyone else remember when it was macedonian teens profiting off fake news before Russia) that turned up nothing.

Now when people say "gee that looked funny on election night" you sperg out how its totally normal and to stop noticing irregularities.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Except you mass neg everyone who says anything bad about Daddy Senile or ask questions about the election.

Also get some new material already. Im starting to think you actually do have dad issues with how much you call him Daddy Trump.


We had a two year investigation because Russians bought a couple Facebook ads (anyone else remember when it was macedonian teens profiting off fake news before Russia) that turned up nothing.

Now when people say "gee that looked funny on election night" you sperg out how its totally normal and to stop noticing irregularities.

These same "irregularities" happened in 2016, only they went towards Trump so you tards were cool with it then. You're just mad now because the fat 74 year old man that you jack off to lost.

And yes, I rate any retarded posts as retarded. You just neg-rate because someone talks bad about the love of your life

 

[TFT-A9]

Except you mass neg everyone who says anything bad about Daddy Senile or ask questions about the election.

Also get some new material already. Im starting to think you actually do have dad issues with how much you call him Daddy Trump.

they all have daddy issues

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

These same "irregularities" happened in 2016, only they went towards Trump so you tards were cool with it then. You're just mad now because the fat 74 year old man that you jack off to lost.

And yes, I rate any retarded posts as retarded. You just neg-rate because someone talks bad about the love of your life

Omg god dude, just get over your love affair of Trump already. He won't ever notice you, no matter how much you call him Daddy.

Also what irregularities on election night 2016. All the crying was over how the electoral college was unfair.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

These same "irregularities" happened in 2016, only they went towards Trump so you tards were cool with it then. You're just mad now because the fat 74 year old man that you jack off to lost.

And yes, I rate any retarded posts as retarded. You just neg-rate because someone talks bad about the love of your life

If you've got any cool charts to make memes out of like this:

By all means share with the class. Otherwise, sit down and just eat ice cream with Uncle Joe.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

they all have daddy issues

Ain't that the truth. I swear HHH has called him Daddy more then the collective 4chan called him God Emperor in their WH40K wankery.

Dude must really be craving for Trump to fill his "daddy" hole (metaphorical and literal)

 

[TFT-A9]

Ain't that the truth. I swear HHH has called him Daddy more then the collective 4chan called him God Emperor in their WH40K wankery.

Dude must really be craving for Trump to fill his "daddy" hole (metaphorical and literal)

He's doing the "THIS IS WHAT DRUMPFTARDS ACTUALLY THINK" schtick, except it's a blanket generalization because blanket generalizations are cool when they're applied to people you don't like and they're racism/sexism/homophobia/(insert bigotry here) when they're applied to you or people you like

It's nearly always the same story with people like HHH (which is kind of alarming, that level of consistency across an entire demographic verges on hivemind shit) - "OK when we do it, unacceptable when it comes back to us".

 

[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

These same "irregularities" happened in 2016, only they went towards Trump so you tards were cool with it then. You're just mad now because the fat 74 year old man that you jack off to lost.

And yes, I rate any retarded posts as retarded. You just neg-rate because someone talks bad about the love of your life

What goes around comes around, bitch.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Omg god dude, just get over your love affair of Trump already. He won't ever notice you, no matter how much you call him Daddy.

Also what irregularities on election night 2016. All the crying was over how the electoral college was unfair.

Sorry I don't like the love of your life. I get it, you love fat 74 year old conmen. That's cool. But you don't have to get all seething mad every time someone says something bad about him.

The love of your life lost; get over it, little guy.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Sorry I don't like the love of your life. I get it, you love fat 74 year old conmen. That's cool. But you don't have to get all seething mad every time someone says something bad about him.

The love of your life lost; get over it, little guy.

Have you ever considered renting yourself out to IMAX because talk about projection lol

 

[All becomes gunt]

He's doing the "THIS IS WHAT DRUMPFTARDS ACTUALLY THINK" schtick, except it's a blanket generalization because blanket generalizations are cool when they're applied to people you don't like and they're racism/sexism/homophobia/(insert bigotry here) when they're applied to you or people you like

It's nearly always the same story with people like HHH (which is kind of alarming, that level of consistency across an entire demographic verges on hivemind shit) - "OK when we do it, unacceptable when it comes back to us".

They throw shit over the wall and complain that people throw shit back at them. Except they don't just throw shit over the wall, they throw it in the river, the ocean, and anything that isn't conceived as their exact thoughts. You can post literally anything that doesn't agree with em and it's "lol trumptard cope" for them. To them anyone that doesnt share their mantra is an undercover Trump campaign agent working straight from Orange Hitler HQ.

 

[Alba gu brath]

Rudy Giuliani held a wild press conference where he outlined his theory of a national conspiracy to defraud Donald Trump of the presidency.
In the 1.5 hour media scrum, Giuliani went from My Cousin Vinny to a communist plot backed by Venezuela's Hugo Chaves, in concert with Cuba and China, for mass switching of votes to Joe Biden.

Don't get me wrong lads, but I'm pretty sure we're beyond the 1950s. Why China would want to switch votes, to a party that likely will be far tougher on them, is just beyond stupid. Trump's been the best thing for China in the Asian sphere.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Have you ever considered renting yourself out to IMAX because talk about projection lol

Everything is projection with you guys.

The fact remains, you guys seem to take it personally when someone talks bad about Trump. Anything bad. You guys bend over backwards to defend him at every turn. Why is that?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Everything is projection with you guys.

The fact remains, you guys seem to take it personally when someone talks bad about Trump. Anything bad. You guys bend over backwards to defend him at every turn. Why is that?

No u!

When i said come up with new material, i didn't mean to parrot mine.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No u!

When i said come up with new material, i didn't mean to parrot mine.

You still didn't answer my question. Why do you take it personally when someone says something, anything, bad about Trump? Is it that you're in love with him? Do you see him as the last great white hope? Is he your father and you haven't told us? What is it?